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The Emperor’s New Groove 2000, dir. Mark Dindal
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me: misplaces one finger on the trackpad
windows 8: closes the browser, locks the computer, calculates the mass of the sun, sets my house on fire, types out the entire script of the bee movie in webdings
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*casually poses for picture*
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Apples can make red panda happy to be weighed.
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I found this youtube comment and honestly,,,, true
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★ 12K FOLLOWERS CELEBRATION ★ Top 20 Male TV Characters (voted by my followers): 3. Ben Wyatt (Parks and Rec) “I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t.”
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when i find out my current fave hockey player is taken and i am forced to love another one:
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maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options
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The point of getting rid of the death penalty isn’t that there are some innocent people on it. The point of prison abolition isn’t that there are some innocent people in prison.
The point is that the state shouldn’t have the power to kill people. The point is that the prison system commits systemic abuses of human rights, doesn’t reduce crime, is deeply racist, and doesn’t take the desires of the victims into account. To argue about whether one individual on death row or with a life sentence is innocent or guilty is just a distraction from the central issues, which is that these institutions are unjust and should not exist
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most girls: hair in an updo, thigh gap, wears lots of makeup and designer clothes, runs a hipster blog
me: bald, wears glasses, a frightening beard, button-up shirts, and a porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks.
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I’m convinced to learn fencing
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SpongeBob SquarePants | 2x26
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