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just saw Barbie, was alright (my brain chemistry was altered I need therapy)
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If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes
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The Coffeyville Weekly Journal, Kansas, May 11, 1894
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the ten commandments
thog don't caare
if it sucks hit da bricks
play the cards i'm given
pobody's nerfect
this mess is a place
fuck it we ball
it's so over
we're so back
what if the world was made of pudding
there is good in every day
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*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.
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dr its an emegergency we need 150ccs of nap time injected straight to the me
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I'm a smiler. I admit it. A giggler. I'm a laughy guy. I laugh at my own jokes before I can finish them, I laugh at my friends' jokes, and I laugh at them too much and too loud. Can't help it! Sorry for being full of love and joy!
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short walk in the sun momentarily heals local woman who hasn't felt real since she was 7
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