good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)

basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal

Yo mama so Pencil her head is green and her body is yellow and her shoes are lead and her hat is a pink earaser

Customer: MY MOTHERS NAME IS CATHY AND HER DAD GREW UP CALLING HER CACKIN. I ORDERED CAKCINS FOR HER OTHER CAR A FEW YEARS AGO. THIS IS FOR HER 1965 MUSTANG. DMV: CACK=COCK SAID WITH A BOSTON ACCENT, ALSO MEANS SHIT Verdict: DENIED

when spongebob cries i cry this is not a joke i’m being so serious right now. that one april fool’s day episode i can’t even watch it breaks my heart

when spongebob cries i cry this is not a joke i’m being so serious right now. that one april fool’s day episode i can’t even watch it breaks my heart

"i'm literally tweaking" "are you restarted" "you sound acoustic right now" "this has crackhead energy" "my ex is such a narcissist" "i'm going nonverbal for an hour" "intrusive thoughts won"

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

I literally miss those chunky rubber bracelets so much

This was the height of fashion

last night i dreamt i got a hysterectomy and planned parenthood was interviewing me asking me what the best part of not having a uterus anymore is and my response was “heh. well. i shant say”

they should make a genre of youtubers who play minecraft