zhat-medic
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Medic.......your cute...š¤
ā...Ja, ja, ja, Iām cute. Now remove your hands from my person before I cut zhem off und use zhem for my experiment.ā
ā...Actually, can I use zhem? You vonāt get zhem back of course but Engineer could give you robotic replacements.ā
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āHooh! Youāre not wrong~! Also, zhere you are!ā
"ABLE CAN'T SNIPE WORTH SHIT!"
āAND YOU DONT HAVE A MEDICAL LICENCE!ā
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do pigeons sometimes forget they can fly or what
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Scream Fortress IX has arrived!
October 26, 2017 - TF2 Team
Play your favorite classic Scream Fortress maps alongside Jungle Inferno! Weāve added free Halloween contracts and rewards to the ConTracker! Scream Fortress IX runs through November 8, 2017.Ā
Scream Fortress IX has arrived!
Play your favorite classic Scream Fortress maps!Ā
Free Halloween contracts and rewards added to the ConTracker!
Ā Event runs through November 8, 2017
Updated Brimstone
Players now crit and healthboost when exiting the Hell area instead of just uberchargeĀ
Increased slightly RED team respawn time on the last areaĀ
Fixed the coffin music playing into the next round from previous oneĀ
Fixed Monoculus sometimes getting stuck to certain locations
Fixed players sometimes getting stuck to other players in Hell areaĀ
Adjusted preferred nav-path for Merasmus to prevent him going into RED final base
Fixed The Thermal Thruster not doing 3x damage when landing on enemies
The Thermal Thruster no longer fully stuns mini-bosses in Mann vs. Machine mode
Fixed an LOD bug with The Holiday Punch
Updated model/materials for The War Eagle
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>BD !!!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!
also psssssst hes a sticker and other thingsā¦ find it here!
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meettheharmacist:
āNow that you mention it, I do remember having a small collection of discarded body parts from the incident involving Soldier a couple weeks ago. Are you trying to imply you are a pile of sentient hive-mind limbs come together to create a duplicate of me? That would explain quite a lot.āĀ
āMe? Implying zhat Iām a hive-minded group of sentient limbs? Nonsense!ā
āAlthough zhat vould be fascinating to see,Iām afraid zhat isnāt vhat I am. Iām a normal human, und all of my limbs are mine. Heaven forbid I ever have to have vhan of Soldierās.ā
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meettheharmacist:
āConsidering our history with spies, I should hope you are not planning to do with my body what I think you are planning to do with my body.Ā
ā¦But in the interest of speculation, what areĀ you planning. I am curious to know if we share the same ideas in some sort of hive mind-esque fashion or if we have completely separate consciousnesses.ā
āIf youāre really me und not a spy, zhen you know vhat Iām going to do vhis it. Iām obviously going to use it in zhe name of science. I alvays have uses for spare limbs und organs around here.ā
āSpeaking of hive-mind, did you know zhat limbs develop zhis if you make zhem sentient und let zhem come togezher in a group? Fascinating phenomenon, really.ā
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@meettheharmacist
āHuh. Zhere must have been a glitch in zhe respawn system. Zhereās two of me now! Zhis is actually quite fortunate; now I can really help myself vhis experiments! Hooh!ā
āUnless of course, youāre a spy. If you are, Iām afraid Iāll have to kill you! But donāt worry. Your body vill go to a good cause vhance youāre dead.ā
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commander-sammy:
Nibbles was taking notes and perked up at people.Ā āSo kinda like Captain america? They gave him a serum and made him super strong and special to kick bad guy butt!ā The roll jumps then goes back to note taking.Ā āBut arenāt cherries different than humans?ā
āHmmm, now zhat you mention it, yes,ā Medic nodded.Ā āJust like Captain America. Und yes, cherries are different zhan humans, but zhat hardly matters. So long as you grasp zhe concept of altering genetics, you can apply zhe techniques to any project.ā
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The latestĀ āinā thing to hit the worldās most popular war-themed hat simulator: PAINTED FISH!
Check out all the highlights and lowlights (looking at you, fleshy Sax Waxed fish!) of 43 fashionable paintjobs for your smelly fish friend >here<.
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commander-sammy:
Nibbles smiles.Ā āYea! I like Cherries!ā The roll starts to write and draws a cherry in the corner.Ā āOkay are they learning to make a cherry even more cherryful?āĀ
āIf by zhat you meanĀ āmake zhem grow faster, bigger, und tastier zhan everā zhen yes! Zhey are!ā
āBut you see, zhe science, vhance perfected, could not just work on cherries. It could vork on potentially any living sing! Hooh! Imagine if ve could super-size fish, so ve could get more meat from zhem, or chickens!ā
Medic began pacing the floor.
āOr ve could even make people larger, or make zhem grow faster! Imagine if ve could grow armies of people in half zhe time it normally takes by giving zhem a serum! Veād make easy work of any job we had to take on!ā
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manncoceo:
āWhoever he is, if heās still very much into punching wild animals and eating steak, he can claim to be my long lost twin brotherās uncleās cousin for all I care!ā
Hale will crack his knuckles in anticipation.Ā āAnd be sure to ASK me if you want to clone me. You know my policy on surprise encounters.ā
Medic shrugged. If thatās how Saxton felt, he wasnāt going to argue about it. At the next statement, Medic offered Hale an even smile and a pat on the shoulder.
āMy friend, I vould never sink to clone you vhisout permission. Iām smart enough to know I vould be a dead man.ā
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@manncoceo
āI never said I vouldnāt do it. Just zhat I havenāt at zhis point.ā
āYou know, zhereās anahzher man claiming to be you. Perhaps heās from an alternate reality. Or perhaps he is only an imposter looking for attention.ā
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