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hey guys i-
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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)
basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal
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de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …
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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles
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reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you
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curse be damned my boy can still fag it up
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blood test came back i'm full of blood
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im not parasocial im paraenemy i hate that guy personally
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get ready for an exuberant summer
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
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remember if you wake up feeling sick and your whole body hurts the best course of action is to jack off and moan like a girl
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Grad school is lying to you. You can indulge fixations on obscure topics on your own time. You can sit in a library color-coding notes on articles printed from JSTOR for free. You can argue with dead philosophers in essay format whenever you like. Academia is a state of mind.
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it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now
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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]
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