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zesstra-dnd · 1 day
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Ulrika creeps me the hell out, first she shoots down the griffin you're on (tbf im just salty about that lmao) then when she finds you collapsed you wake up to her sat by your side not like a doctor or nurse would but like a lover would then is already acting all in love with you and awkward, then if you choose to help the town/her dad she gets even worse behaving like ive been flirting with her , please game let us choose to mark somebody as friends only, because having her and other npcs behave in love sooo quickly is creepy
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zesstra-dnd · 1 day
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Why do they have npcs have input/additions into a conversation tav is having if the game is just going to cut back to the dialogue choices with no change to them, as if what the npc said didnt mean shit, its especially aggravating when they said important information but the games like nah you're not using that.
Hell we can't even inspect our party when we find out one has been replaced despite it making sense.
I think even if you find her by hitting one the game just has her poof away, no let us force her into a fight at camp
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zesstra-dnd · 10 days
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as much as i love corruption arcs, there's just something so sexy about a character that can't be corrupted, to the point that he un-corrupts you instead
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zesstra-dnd · 10 days
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zesstra-dnd · 20 days
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Also also, i wish we got a better mix of companions, all of them have pretty simliar i dunno backstories?
I wish the first act was a good mix instead of everybody been victims of abuse etc and the other companions you get when you're already through most of the game could of been indroduced earlier to help, id of loved to have my tav wake up to boo.
Havung minsc and boo as your first companions would be great because minsc wpuld of just picked astarion up when he tries to attack you(i still hate how your forced to watch your charecter just completely turn thier back on him)
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zesstra-dnd · 20 days
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Also as much as I like the narrator, I wish they didnt have her talk so sensually almost all the time, they manage some times and its fine but other times its there where it really doesnt fit in
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zesstra-dnd · 20 days
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Not a fan of how they threw the possibility of durge been a necrophiliac in as a jokey thing, look there are few things id say no to if i had an amnesiac character and them being a r*pist is one of them and yes even if they're dead it still counts as that. Its made worse by how it feels like the game put it in as a joke for the player.
Honestly theres a lot of times where I'm sat there just wishing the game would chill with the weird edgy shit at least a little
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zesstra-dnd · 22 days
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Thancred after Estinien tells him he turned up to wols room in the outfit Thancred helped him pick out only to jump out of the window AFTER THE WOL INVITED HIM IN.
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zesstra-dnd · 22 days
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I can't get over how janky the dsnance animations look in bg3 its like part of thier bodies is just frozen in place while the rest freaks out XD
Its hilariously bad, even the actors have laughed at it
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zesstra-dnd · 25 days
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Also still mad they dont let us have omeluum to help with the Brain ,
We get mr emotional abuser but cant have our friendly mushroom nerd also his totally not boyfriend.
And yes the emperor is very manipulative, and emotionally abusive, sure hes nice but he drops that act quickly of you are understandably mistrusting of him. Hell he shows up in your dreams half naked and gets so mad if you freak out that he shows you him enthralling a woman lying in bed like ????
Omeluum understands that people will not trust him, he also understands why. He isnt a dick about it, hell he even tells you to save the others over him
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zesstra-dnd · 25 days
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Baldur's gate 3 feels like a one shot depsite a lot of stuff that happens, i don't know how ro explain it, it just does.
Youve got companions just been "in love" with you after so little time
Still hate how they make a joke about the durge and necrophilia because why, why is that been said as a funny thing, id be pissed if my dm did that to an amnesiac character i had
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zesstra-dnd · 25 days
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Wonder if they changed how almost all of Halsins dialogue was flagged as flirting
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zesstra-dnd · 27 days
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zesstra-dnd · 2 months
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I dont really like the romance in bg3 either, not a fan of the "hey we met less than a month ago, im soooo in love with you/ let's get married"
I can not put my dnd charecter Gabriel in because 100% they would laugh in the companions faces
Zess would legitimately think they were desperate plus they're already happily married
Nemia would find it adorable and think they have zero idea what should actually go into those words, she believes that nobody should be rushing into shit like that and tell them to try actually living thier lives first since most if the companions werent free before the flayers got them.
Nim would also laugh at how serious they were but been fae shed get bored and just leave nim is the type to marry for the party, drinking and cake then after be like "bored now" and poof back to the fae realm
Maya would only think about Wyll due to his status especially been a noble herself
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zesstra-dnd · 2 months
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I hate Astarion and I'm sick of some of his fans using his trauma as an excuse for his shitty behaviour and racism, sure trauma can mess you up but thats not an excuse for being a racist classist cunt at all especially when lae'zel and shadowheart were brainwashed/manipulated into having the views they have from CHILDHOOD they didnt know any different he was a grown ass man when he was taken he knows different and better, those 2 dont get half the amount of support and excuses he does from Fans and its annoying also be was a magister and noble ffs his arrogance, classism etc is from that. But honestly kudos to him for been a stubborn ass for 200 years despite been a spawn to an even bigger asshole (also where's the sympathy for the other spawn we meet because they get treated as villains by those same fans despite them knowing damn well they have no choice.)
Other astarion fans manage to be normal and acknowledge the flaws without making an excuse up for his behaviour why cant it be them i see when scrolling instead of the others
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zesstra-dnd · 2 months
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Baldur's gate 3 things that annoy me.
Halflings and gnomes look pretty much the same.
Theres like 6 faces in the entire game
The mocap and over the top reactions to shit it makes the whole choice to make Tav voiceless pointless because theyre reacting in a way they would never to everything.
Astarians shitty evil behaviour getting excused because of his trauma whilst the others don't get the same treatment.
Some of the weird overly edgy shit
Astarions meeting, why am i forces to completely turn my back on him, Gabriel would never. That and if we have companions the game has them say 1 thing then nothing happens. They try to make it look all tense but it's possibly 3 people against a stuck up vampire
Again lae'zel and shadowheart have an actual excuse for thier views both were brainwashed from childhood Astarion wasn't he doesnt get an excuse for his racist shit.
Wyll getting the least amount of content and no say in his quest (what the actual fuck
Let my tav(Gabriel) be mean and laugh if they confess thier love"haha, ive not even know you a month, fuck off"
Lae'zel is a stick, she would not be a stick, wheres her muscles same with shadowheart.
Orin was just annoying also theres no way she could just take a oarty member whilst all those people were at camp.not enough effort was put in there.
Most of Halsin dialogue been kinda creepy if you arent into him(not sure if they fixed most of the dialogue choices been flagged as flirts)
Sex animations with karlach and harrlep with tav are very much made for only one type of genitalia. (unless new ones got made
Not enough faces for tav i didnt liek any of them at all for any of my tavs
Weird fans refusing to acknowledge ascended Astarion is the bad end despite the fact that even he acknowledged that it would of been bad
Weird astarion fans hating his siblings despite the fact that they were abused the same way he was.
I also refuse to believe his shitty lines got nearly a thousand people definitely some vampiric charm used because i cna see him laughing atvhow bad the lines are and cringing about it
The starting outfits, yes i know we are level 1 but the companions were all somebody else before why can't we be and not be shoved into that ugly ass started gear
Hell it can start at the same rating maybe add a selection for when we were caught , it can be funny with options for was in bed.
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zesstra-dnd · 3 months
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Dont forget, The same 6 faces everywhere in the game , honestly i wish they never did the damn mocap shit not a fan of the overexaggerated facial expressions/body animations because why is my stoic girl always looking like shes about to cry, none of the vanilla faces fit any of my charecters but shout out to mod makers for giving more hairs, faces and even body types
And exactly, why can i customise my junk despite never seeing it but all the important things not customisable. (also kinda weird karlachs sex scene is very much aimed at someone with a pussy animation wise bit harrlep's is aimed at someone with a dick why not 2 animations for each)
as much as I love Baldur's Gate 3 it is. Baffling and infuriating that there is nobody online talking about how in a world as massive and populated as this game's there are 0 fat people in it, anywhere, at all, when we had body sliders in Fallout 3 fifteen fucking years ago
If you want Boy body type you get to be hunk and More Hunk and if you want Girl body type you get to be skinny or skinny with muscles and that's WEIRD, right? It's weird that no one's talking about that?? This is a bizarre regression from a game that advances so much and I would have happily waited another whole year of development for a body slider feature
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