Damian: "My grandfather drives faster than this, and he's dead!"

Jason and Steph, leaning forward from the backseat: "Ra's died?!"

Tim: "He's still alive. He literally never--"

Dick, rolling his eyes, hands clenched on the wheel: "Guys he means Thomas."

Steph, slumping back: "Wow, I legitimately forgot about that."

Damian: "Every word that comes out of your mouth is a reminder--"

Dick: *cranks up the radio loudly*

I believe when the kids turn 18, Bruce and Talia sit them down and "confess" that they are adopted and not their biological child. It's become this thing where the kids pretend to be shocked because the entire thing is a joke

Duke: I'm adopted..... wow but I look so much like you Bruce. We're practically twins

Bruce: I know Duke. I know

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Tim: NO I am not adopted

Talia: Timmy....please I understand that this is very hard for you to process

Tim: Talia No. I'm telling you that if someone puts us both beside each other right now it would be a very very hard game of spot the difference

When Damian turns 18, they'll sit down with him and explain that he's not adopted. He will be devastated

I want the Joker killed. But not by any of the Batfam. It's gotta be just some guy with a shotgun.

Bruce thinks it was Jason. Jason is convinced it was Tim. Dick and Damian are both absolutely positive it was Alfred.

Happy 13th Birthday to Portal 2

game night

Damian's lines as an adult in Injustice 2 concerns me. He needs to distance himself from bad habits immediately.

"[blank] is the best robin" please be serious

Al Ghul Family Values 🗡️ (2015 vs 2024 redraw under the cut!)

OGs might remember this one!!!!!!!!!! Someone somehow found this old ass post and the notification reminded me of it… but i still thought it was funny tbh🤡 so i wanted to redraw it!!!!!

they are each going for a different genre of music and it sounds horrendous together but they are having fun i think.

my piece for @batfam-au-zine !

I think it’d be funny if Dick and Jason, due to wearing bright yellow capes on the job for years, are capable of stealth to a frankly unhinged degree. They barely have to try anymore it’s so second nature. Dick can just completely disappear while in the loudest neon clothes imaginable. Jason is constantly startling people who don’t understand how they missed a guy the size of a fridge standing right there. Bruce is extremely grateful for his unbreakable poker face because they have both startled him by accident and would never ever let him live it down if they knew.

arcade night 🕹️🦇

My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda

[WIP] making some real progress hopefully i can get this done soon!

did u know that i rly like castiel?

now u do