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youxklausmikaelson · 2 months
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Y/n: (covered in blood)
Klaus: (awed) You never looked more beautiful, Y/n
Y/n: Someone just tried to kill you, Niklaus
Klaus: Irrelevant..
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youxklausmikaelson · 4 months
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Elijah: “Where's your empathy ? “
Y/n : “I have empathy ! “
Y/n: “That's the one where you care about people, right?”
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youxklausmikaelson · 4 months
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Klaus: Don't make me kill you, Damon!
Elijah: No murder in the house!
Y/n: Fine, we'll take it outside.
Elijah: That's not what I meant, and you know it.
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youxklausmikaelson · 5 months
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Y/n, texting Klaus: Nik! Help I'm being kidnapped.
Klaus: Where are you?
Y/n: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Klaus: I'll call Elijah.
Elijah, answering his phone: Hello?
Klaus: Where's Y/n? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Elijah: Y/n? What you mean, they're right next to me-
Elijah:
Elijah: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Elijah: MY NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Y/n: WHO ARE YOU?!
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youxklausmikaelson · 5 months
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Hope: “Which one of us do you like more?”
Y/n: “I like you both equally.”
Klaus: “Blink if it’s me.”
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youxklausmikaelson · 5 months
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[finding a dead body]
Rebekah: How long do you think he has been down there?
Kol: *takes some dust off the skeleton and licks it*
Kol: I'd say May of 1943.
Klaus: You can tell by tasting it?
Kol: No, the date of the newspaper next to him.
Y/n: Then why did you lick him?!?
Kol: How often do you get to taste a mummy?
Y/n: Every day. [Looking at Klaus]
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youxklausmikaelson · 6 months
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Y/n: Go fuck yourself, Niklaus!!!
Klaus: Oh, I will. And I’m going to think about you the whole time. *winks*
Rebekah, literally in the middle of biting a sandwich: What the fuck-?
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youxklausmikaelson · 6 months
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Stefan, pointing at Klaus: You do see the red flags, right?
Y/n: Yeah, but I love a good project.
Stefan:…
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youxklausmikaelson · 6 months
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youxklausmikaelson · 6 months
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Klaus: I can’t believe I agreed to this.
Y/n: This was your idea.
Klaus: I can’t believe you agreed to this.
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youxklausmikaelson · 7 months
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Elijah: You need a hobby.
Klaus: I have a hobby.
Elijah: Creating scenarios in your head of you and Y/n are together isn’t a hobby.
Klaus: You’re right. It’s a profession and I excel at my job.
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youxklausmikaelson · 10 months
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Elijah: “This is Y/n. Y/n loves their personal space.”
*Klaus hugging Y/n tightly*
Elijah: “This is Niklaus. Niklaus also loves Y/n’s personal space.”
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youxklausmikaelson · 1 year
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Y/n: Hey Klaus, did you hurt yourself falling from heaven?
Klaus: No, but I scraped my knee coming up from hell
Y/n: … That explains why you're so hot
Klaus: *smiles with a little blush*
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youxklausmikaelson · 1 year
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Y/n: you're pretty cute when you're nice.
Klaus: and what am I when I'm not nice?
Y/n: hot as fuck.
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youxklausmikaelson · 1 year
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Y/n: *after meeting Klaus for the first time* I have one rule: don’t touch me.
Klaus: *immediately grabs Y/n’s hand and holds it*
Y/n: …
Y/n: I have no rules-
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youxklausmikaelson · 1 year
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Klaus: Are you talking to yourself?
Y/n: Yes.
Y/n: It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation in this house.
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youxklausmikaelson · 1 year
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Elena: So, Y/n. Why exactly did you decide to defect to the other side?
Y/n: Well, after spending time with the Salvatore's who kidnapped me, I kinda realized I was the only one who could make smart decisions.
Elijah: And we realized she was the most valuable member and began to treat her accordingly.
Kol: Had to swallow my pride, but it’s true.
Rebekah: She’s like a white, fluffy mom.
Klaus: Also, you guys more or less left her unconscious in our house without telling her where you were going. Kind of a dick move. So we’re keeping her.
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