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what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful
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I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
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"This is the moment where you leave him and come with me."
"Is it?"
"Yes. Are you coming?"
"No."
Submarine, 2010
#i thought that was alex turner for a sec#am i the only one finding that kid so alike alex?#must watch this movie#love the soundtrack already
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Jenny Holzer, Installation, Candlestick Park, 1987
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kids who stare piss me off like do u wanna fight
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I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
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person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
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mom: u have to go to church
srry mom i cant go i only follow for follow
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gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth
look at him
hes like a little baby boy
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i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once
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anyone who’s been following this blog knows that we’re highly susceptible to popular memes
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