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boy & his kittens

#look at all my kittens hi kittens #look at him #he's just so satisfied #he's just like #I love it

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#good god #what dorks I love them

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honestly they should get enzo in an episode. like have him be one of amy’s nephews and jake and amy have to babysit and jake actually turns out to be pretty good with him. that would be so cute and so fun to watch

#OHMIGOD yes #cast

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my Favorite B99 bts story is that Melissa Fumero and Eva Longoria had a sleepover in the house they used for Road Trip the night before they shot it. It was just them and the creepy dolls

A LIST OF EXCELLENT B99 CAST STORIES/~~THINGS~~ FROM MEMORY:

- as u said, that time Eva Longoria and Melissa Fumero had a slumber party at the Weird Doll Hotel

- Stephanie Beatriz snapchatting pics of her and Samberg’s glasses on a table like “the glasses are best friends!”

- Terry Crews constantly talking about how much he loves everyone

- actually tbh everyone always yelling abt how much they love each other

- The Great Chicken Wing Debate circa Johnny and Dora (2015)

- Nobody Told Melissa That Samberg Was Gonna Do The Thing And So Her Reaction Is Genuine

- that time Chelsea Peretti tried to prank Sambs by stealing his name tag tape and he retaliated by sticking /her/ name tag tape on a trash can

- Eva Longoria accidentally made Andy Samberg’s lip bleed in that one scene lmaooo

- Jake’s “cool cool cool cool cool cool” is a thing that he’d actually do on set which they incorporated into the character

- Samberg ruining scenes by suddenly screaming at Fumeros pregnant belly out of nowhere as if Jake only just noticed its presence

- the fact that Samberg actually used to own a pet turtle as a child

- that one picture of Joe Lo Truglio, Stephanie Beatriz and Melissa Fumero and …… The pizza?

- that one that looks like a Renaissance painting okay

- s o m a N y RI d ic u l O U s se l fi es

- IMMA JUST LEAVE MY WAILING BABY IN UR DRESSING ROOM HOMIE THIS IS GONNA BE SUCH A GREAT PRANK

#bts #cast #they're just all so good #also can someone send me the Renaissance pic???

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honestly

#cast #I love Melissa Fumero

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Melissa and Chelsea rocking their jumpsuits at the Keanu premiere

#cast #they want to see I want to see it

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NO BUT LISTEN

continuing in the vein of Not Sad b99 headcanons, imagine Jake - or, well, Larry - slowly getting to know The Neighbors in their small Florida community pretty well, and of course all the Neighborhood Moms think he’s very sweet, if sometimes looking a little sad. Anyway, the point is, the kids love him, and even though he and Holt try to keep a low profile so as not to attract any unwanted attention, there’s one time where he’s passing by the park, on his way back from like, the grocery store or something, and a bunch of kids are there and he knows the parents in the neighborhood have schedules for who kind of lowkey supervises the kids at the park every alternating day but on this day, the parent in charge is an emergency errand to run and they spot him like, “Oh, Larry! Thank goodness, listen, could you just keep an eye out on the kids while I go do this thing? It’ll only be for a half hour, it’s not a big deal, just make sure nobody gets hurt.”

So of course Jake is like “sure, yeah, of course,” because he’s a Very Nice Boy

Five minutes later, it’s raining in buckets and they’ve all huddled underneath the gazebo on the other side of the neighborhood park, and half the kids are groaning because ugh, they were in the middle of playing cops and robbers

But then one of the boys is like “wait! I brought a book” (”of course you did, Kamal” “hey, books are fun!”) and he pulls out this thick book of fairy tails, full of colourful illustrations and looking like it’s been very recently bought. Of course, the problem of There’s Only One Book and Five Of Us then arises, and Louann with the braids claims that they should all get a turn reading it, but Bryce with the glasses says that no, that’s silly someone should read it aloud, and Katy with the braces says that she’ll do the reading because she’s in the big kids’ reading group at the library, but Kamal points out that it’s his book and anyway, Katy has a lisp.

Which is very Not Nice and makes Katy gasp in Mortal Offence and everyone starts squabbling, somehow loud enough to drown out Jake, who keeps trying to mediate without taking a side - a feat that is proving to be a lot more difficult than initially anticipated.

And then, suddenly, from the smallest child in the group, with neatly shaved curls and who is clutching a dirtied plush elephant to his chest:

“What if Mister Larry reads it to us?”

And everyone looks at Jake.

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#she's his night in a shining pantsuit #I //love// it #Jake x Amy #title of our sex tape

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#same #b99 spoilers

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#cast #Crew #I'm not sure what this is a compilation of #but the cast and crew of this production are adorable

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youknowmemaybealittle · 8 years

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proof that gif is pronounced with a hard g

that’s how gina linetti says it

#tru

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#children

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Headcannons for: The Nine Nine and The Peraltiago baby

Charles would make every meal he could for Amy, convincing her to eat weird nuts he got imported from the coast of China.

Terry wouldn’t let her walk around or carry more than two stacks of paper work at a time

Terry and his wife would give them all of their babies old clothes and toys

Rosa would hover over Amy and not let Hitchcock and Scully anywhere near her and would randomly pull knives on civilians when they got too close to Amy

Whenever Amy got hormonal Holt would cheer her up by telling her how amazing of a detective she is and how he considers her and Jake like his children.

Gina putting headphones around Amy’s stomach and playing her favorite music

Jake telling the baby “bedtime stories” aka a play-by-play of Die Hard every night

When Jake thinks Amy is asleep he tells the baby how much he loves them and how he will never leave like his father left him

Boyle is the godfather

Gina buys the baby more outfits than they will ever need

Rosa giving the baby a little leather jacket and a toy motorcycle to ride around on

The entire nine nine in the delivery room

Everyone throws a baby shower but gets busy with cases and so they throw random streamers around in a 5 minute attempt at a party but Amy loves it

Amy refusing to be on bed rest

Jake calling in an entire police escort when Amy goes into Labor

Holt telling Jake how great of a father he’s going to be

Taking the baby to the nine nine and it crawling away when no one is looking and oh my god how do police detectives lose a baby