starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing

why does getting constructive criticism from your professor on your work that you thought wasn't that bad still suck after so many years

sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run

new strat

Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

the phrase “earn a living” is so vile and disgusting and evil

omg i hate texting let me cut fruit for you

its so much and its dishonest work

within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

insane no matter how shitty my day is coming on this side of the internwt always feels like home

wish i could call in bitchy to work

im not scared of my own desires. i sabotage myself to make sure i never get what i want for unrelated reasons.