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Imagine not being at the table with the tribal chief. Even worse, not even being allowed near the island of relevancy.
That’s tough, Uce.
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Be there or… I’ll beat ya ass.
Our album drops September 31st. The accompanyin’ movie comes out October 32nd. 🩸
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Hellll yeah. Pull some’a that twin magic.
The dick swing with the title. LEGENDARY.
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If you need a petition to do it, lemme know. I’ll sign it three times.
The dick swing with the title. LEGENDARY.
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Haha that has to be the reason he gets inducted into the HOF, uce. 😂
The dick swing with the title. LEGENDARY.
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I was swimming earlier but right now I’m just chillin on the beach.
I’m still salty that I was eliminated.
If anyone needs me I’ll be day drinkin at the beach.
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Thanks! You right. You should come hang.
I’m still salty that I was eliminated.
If anyone needs me I’ll be day drinkin at the beach.
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I’m still salty that I was eliminated.
If anyone needs me I’ll be day drinkin at the beach.
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You mean to tell me you didn’t get her one thing? You can’t be the favorite then…
@xxrighthandmanxx About that…
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Where’s her Uso gear, woman? 👀🤯
I am the favorite child.
(do not ask my sisters or my brother thanks)
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I don’t know what he’s on right now. SMH. But I’ll pass the message along, Chief. I gotcha.
Also @xxrighthandmanxx when you see your brother, tell him not to call or text me because I will address him myself on Friday.
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Knew I shouldn’t have let my youngest watch Freddy Vs. Jason. Yet here I am with his foot pressed into my stomach while I try to sleep.
Good goin’, Josh.
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Lemme help ya out, uce. It’s Roman.
Trying to pick the winner of Roman vs Cesaro is like trying to make me pick a favorite kid. Don’t make me choose. It’s too much pressure.
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I just drove 60 miles to get pizza- the best pizza. No one tell Paul I’m eatin carbs.
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You know it, use. Line ‘em up, knock ‘em down. You’d think they’d learn. Smh.
Put him in the dirt. @xxrighthandmanxx
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