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xxevil-pleasurexx · 1 year

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How would our favor Yan demon brothers be when seeing their lil sheep mc wearing something cute and modest for once when they have their human body back ( minus the sheep parts like her horns and fluffy tail )

Finally Barbatos has given you a more refined version of the potion and now you look like a normal human. Now you can finally get rid of all the immodest outfits they had you wearing because of your fluffy sheepy bits and horns. Finally able to wear the clothes you want to wear you proudly pose.

“So boys? What d’ya think?”

“I’m happy for you, I’m sure you’ll delight in being taken more seriously.”

Lucifer will miss it

just a lil’ bit

But nonetheless you are still the human he fell in love with from the beginning

And he’s not at all disappointed when he gets previews of the new (Y/n) calendar

Especially when you are willing to wear a copy of his normal outfit

“Now that you are back to normal would you like to try on this?

“Won’t get as much as those sheepy pics but this works too!”

Mammon’s still excited

You’re just so pretty

He’s definitely getting outfits so expensive he’ll have to work to pay off for a lifetime

But it's worth it to see you walk by wearing what he’s got you

“Y-yeah I bought that for them! Of course, the Great Mammon has such good tastes! Y-you l-look half-descent a-at least.”

“Perfect! Now you really can be Ruri-chan! Properly this time!”

Leviathans elated

He’s been waiting for this day for far too long

He’s ready to recheck all your measurements as he preps the different cosplay he wants you to try

It is hard to style around your horns and wool without making it a part of the outfit

“Now I can properly get the (Y/n) experience!”

“Good to know. Now I’ll be looking into making you part-cat next.”

Satan’s joking he’s not

He would often imagine what’d you’d be like without the sheepy bits

Of course, it just felt like an over-the-top censor bar

But who is he to complain

Now you are unobstructed

“Here in the meantime, you can wear this headband and cattail. You’d look just fine.”

“Yay! Now wear this! What! This is going to make your little human butt look the cutest!”

Asmodeus is not phased at all by the change

In fact, he was ready for it

Already lining up the outfits in his closet that you could wear

And you are wearing it

Modest or not

After all you are a weak little human compared to the avatar of lust

“I’m ready to see all of you baby! Don’t run!”

“You don’t look like cotton candy now.”

For Beelzebub, Nothing’s changed much

You’re still weak to him

Still eating impossibly less than he

All he knows is that you no longer look like the carnival treat

You still look just as cute with food spilled on you

“I’ll help you clean up. It’d be a waste to not lick you this food up.”

*Yawn* “Doesn’t matter to me your just as soft.”

Belphegor feels really pleased

He always liked your more human parts

Especially your skin

He sleeps on wool and cotton all the time

So he’s happy all of you are just you

Though he’d really prefer it if you didn’t want to wear clothes anyway

“You don’t need this, do you? Or your shorts, right? I just want us both to be comfortable before we nap.”

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xxevil-pleasurexx · 1 year

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Diavolo has cute aggression with MC.

He just wants to hug em so tight that they stop smiling...and breathing, apparently.

Oops, Barbatos go back.

Wants to sit and feed them himself, guiding the spoon / fork into their mouth and watching their expression as they chew- aaaand it was too spicy and now they're dying again

Hold their hands that are significantly smaller than his but he gets excited when they laugh like that and ends up crushing their fingers :(

He makes little squealing noises whenever they do something he perceives as cute. Its the muffled noises of him struggling to keep his shit together

MC falls asleep on him and he's just grinding his teeth and balling his hands into fists until his nails make his palms bleed.

Barbatos has to keep giving Diavolo things to chew on / bite because instincts demand to CHOMP. Diavolo carries pillows to scream into when it becomes overwhelming. Hangouts with him are very brief because he needs to be escorted out to stop himself from smothering you.

He gets so excited he pinches their cheeks a little too hard and they cry. He's so sorry. MC's tears are so cute though!

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xxevil-pleasurexx · 1 year

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touching their erogenous zones.

gn! reader + alhaitham, cyno, diluc, kunikuzushi, ayato, itto, kaveh, ganyu, eula, albedo, thoma.

warnings. nsfw content (mdni), a lot of touchy sTuFfS, sub undertones, mention of dom/top reader (can be seen with a 🐓 or strap, it dun matter ><).

alhaitham has sensitive nipples.

you initially discovered alhaitham had sensitive nipples when you first made out with him.

it was purely accidental, the material of his thin, tight-fitting top almost limpid against his skin ― with fumbling fingertips, you'd hold his face roughly and absent-mindedly skim the features adorning his face and upper chest, finally resting flat palms against his nipples.

he wouldn't.... whine, so-to-speak, after you lightly brush or squeeze them, but he'd flinch and hiss a little from the meddling contact ― he's never had anyone touch them, let alone, so heatedly before, so it definitely took him by surprise a little.

you'd use this against him to perk his mood during intimate times, and you'd always embarrass him when doing so.

his cheeks would always burn under your touch and would deepen in colour when you flick them with the back of your nails or roll them between your teeth.

there are times when you've just made him come from touching his chest ― he can't help it! you just make him feel so good!

cyno has a sensitive naval/lower stomach.

cyno enjoys light touches here and there against any part of his abdomen, but he's most sensitive when you leave trails of love bites under his naval or just above the ending of his happy trail.

he's so lost in the pleasure and probably doesn't realise how much his crown is leaking onto his stomach and down the shaft of his cock when you do this ― he likes to anticipate your movements, staring down at you with half-lidded eyes and strained knuckles going a lighter shade of skin from gripping the sheets too hard.

he tends to let out shallow, breathy whines and plea's when you kiss the accompanying skin, and his hips elevate unwittingly off the bed into your touch.

you'd also tease him a little and trail circles against this spot when you're laying down or cuddling with him ― sometimes even discreetly writing his name into the skin, as well.

diluc has a sensitive scalp.

in general, personally, i think diluc just enjoys it when you touch his head ― even in the most neuter of ways, like giving him head rubs or braiding the thick locks of his hair, he enjoys the feeling of it.

but when you're having sex with him, it turns into something more primal.

making out with him feels ten times better when you pull on his hair, feather the baby hairs adorning the back of his neck, or loop the wisps of hair of his temples around your finger ― sometimes, even, you forget that he's sensitive to this, and you'd tease him from getting so hard, so quickly, because of it.

i'm sure he'd also ask you to pull on his hair; rough, however he likes it, whenever you fuck him ― it would always start out as negligible pain, something like a tingling sensation, and later turn into pleasure or gratification.

kunikuzushi has a sensitive lower back.

he's small in stature, so having him sit in your lap, or whenever you see him laying down, you tend to poke your fingers into the dimples just above his ass ― he does squirm this way, probably scolding you, to leave the skin alone.

you initially started doing this because he had a pretty waist that you wanted to grab at all times of the day.

all of his reactions are endearing which retracted your attention toward those two indents in the small of his back ― whenever you held him by the waist, he'd lean into your touch, or whenever he'd raise his arms in the air with the waistband of his pants sitting ever-so-low against him, it would reveal your newfound hobby.

you've also found out, that they perfectly fit the pads of your thumbs when you fuck him; from behind, or when you hold his waist for support ― sometimes you think that his body was like a puzzle piece; that those dimples of his were there for you to jab at on purpose.

ayato has sensitive lips.

its no secret that the awfully renowned and charmingly sweet commissioner likes receiving kisses on the lips, or around about his lips.

you've always wondered why he was so... pretty, for a guy, with the mole just under the left side of his lip first catching your attention when you make out with him.

its small in manner, but still very distinguishable even from a few feet away. and you can also feel it against your skin when you brush over that area with your lips.

at times, you'd always catch yourself staring at his mole, that ultimately ends up you sooner fixating on the stouty-softness of his lips ― he'd probably tease you for this, but it just compels you to kiss him instead.

but, ayato can't help but fall for how the kiss tastes ― you're so ardent when kissing him that it does overwhelm his senses quite a bit. tongue isn't also a big problem for him ― the messier it is the better it will make him feel later on.

itto has sensitive balls.

he's asked you to suck on his balls before. no shame, of course ― you found this out when you used to play with them when giving him head.

it wasn't something you'd focus on specifically, as the skin on the underside of his cock head can be just as sensitive sometimes, but it did help you out a little bit to discover what new things made him feel good.

but yeah. he's also loud(er) when you do this ― tbh he's loud in general, but even more so when you give his balls some extra attention.

he'd tell you how good it feels, that your mouth is so warm and snug when you put one of them in your mouth while glancing up at him, his shaft flumping across half your face.

oh oh, if you suck his balls too, it will make him come faster!

kaveh has sensitive collarbones.

something you've noticed about kaveh is that he has very distinct collarbones ― not in the emaciated type of way, but more like they look and feel stout or burly.

it's a shame, really ― for a man that has such pretty features in which is covered by layers of uniform, only when he's getting changed or when he's not wearing a top, do you see how evident they are.

you first jokingly made an offhanded comment about how pretty they looked, and even till this day when you tell him that they are, in fact, pretty, he get's embarrassed ― he says that a MaN sHoUlDn'T hAvE pRetTy ColLaRbOnEs. i mean... really?

he was already pretty enough, so it made sense as to why everything else about him was pretty too.

to get him in the mood, you'd often kiss down his neck that lead in between each side of his collarbone, pecking up on one side then to the other just to tease him.

ganyu has sensitive breasts.

its true ― ganyu often suffers from breast tenderness or pain, and you've picked up on that lately through her posture.

you'd ask her if she'd need soft back rubs or massages, and halfway through it, she'd tell you to immediately stop because it wasn't her back that was initially hurting.

yeah... she's shy about it too ― she can't really look you in the eyes to tell you that she wants you to rub her chest down instead, and only through encouraging jests, does she soften under your touch.

it's very quick for her to fall pliant, though ― after a few minutes of drawing your thumbs into the fatty flesh of her breast, she becomes quiet and almost docile in nature.

however, you'd notice amidst this that she's a bit fidgetive with her legs and often ajars her eyelids to peek down at you through a very light and indistinctive blush.

its probably because you're purposely avoiding her nipples and the surrounding skin of her nipples ― it just makes her squirm with wonder, and only a few minutes later does she tell you to focus on them instead.

eula has sensitive ankles.

sex with eula is often intimate than not, which is slow and meaningful ― you always somehow find yourself kissing her ankles or holding them in your hands before fucking her.

the first initial gesture was meaningless ― it was just the position you approached her in, where she was laying down on her stomach with her legs swaying in the air, planting a chaste kiss against the top of her foot and the bone of her ankle just to get her attention.

her mannerisms looked rather decorous to you, so the moment you find out that giving attention to such a place would turn her on, became your biggest cheat.

you also often like to kiss her ankles or the surrounding skin before or when you have her in a mating press �� it makes her toes curl a little from the sensation when you press your whole body weight on her.

albedo has sensitive knuckles.

i don't think this should be surprising in any sort of way, considering he has a knack for crafts, but more so in the sense that kissing his knuckles draws close attention toward your lips and facial expressions.

it's cute, though ― how ticklish he can be when you do this to him. you've never even considered such a thing, but after finding how nice they looked... you just wanted to kiss them more and more?

you'd also end up teasing him by running your lips over the raggedness of his knuckle bones, almost smiling up at him with peculiar satisfaction ― there was something about that fixed and blushy face of his that got you going.

he was easy to tease and even easier to make love to. but that's how you liked it with him.

thoma has sensitive thighs/inner thighs.

ahhh... this man is really beautiful when you go to kiss the inner skin of his thighs before sucking him off ― he's not quite sure how that makes him sensitive, but your touch always does it for him.

whenever you're sitting down, and are in the mood to tease him a lil, you'll always go to grab his thigh for a squeeze ― he's noticed you love to do this especially when other people are around, like eating at a dinner table. you'd creep them ever-so-carefully along his leg, only barely stopping before you reach his crotch and then abandoning it completely.

however, you initially found out he liked this when you'd habitually rest a palm there ― like a form of pda or skinship, kinda. he likes when you touch him, and even more so in places that he is sensitive to.

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xxevil-pleasurexx · 1 year

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The evil wizard broke up with me :'(

Kiss the Evil Wizard.

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xxevil-pleasurexx · 1 year

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can you do something fluffy but also smutty like vanilla sexy time with one of the deadliest slasher (Micheal) where the reader praises him and fluffy shit and Micheal has never felt so loved, and like Micheal cries (if he's even able to 😥)

Affirmations

Bottom Michael x Top Masc Reader

CW: Cockwarming, Handjob, Riding, Praise

Michael, seated comfortably on your length, leans back onto your shoulder with soft sounds leaving his lips as you slowly slide your fist up and down his length. "Do you know how amazing you are?" You whisper. "You're perfect, Michael."

He whines, body turning hot from your praise. He hasn't felt this loved in...in God knows how long. "I love you, Michael, I love every part of you." You kiss his mask. He melts in your hold, body jerking upwards as he reaches his peak, hot ropes of cum spurting onto the ground. You can hear shaky breaths leaving the hole in his mask. "You sound so pretty when you come, sweetheart." You sigh lovingly. How you managed to tame one of the deadliest men alive is a mystery even to you.

Michael makes short bounces on your dick, whining from sensitivity but he wants to make you feel good. "You're doing so well for me, baby, keep going." You encourage him to keep going. "That's right, good boy." He listens to your sounds of pleasure, wanting to please you even more. He moves faster and slams down harder, ears tuned to only hear your voice.

"Doing so good, gonna make me come–" You roll your head back. Michael gets excited hearing that, happy that he's making you feel like this. "I love you." You tell him right as you come. Michael slows down to a stop and takes your hand, writing "I love you too" with his finger.

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xxevil-pleasurexx · 1 year

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Gimme Some Sugar, Baby

Bottom Demon Bros with a Sugar Daddy (Masc Reader)

Mammon, Leviathan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub

↳ [Part Two]

CW: Sexual Coercion, Dub-Con, Oral Sex, Nipple Play, Handjob, Cunnilingus, Daddy Kink, Fingering

Mammon

CW: Sexual Coercion

Mammon was very excited to hear he'd get a constant flow of cash (you) and was willing to do a whole lot in exchange for it. Sex didn't even cross his mind though

"You want me to what?!" He exclaims. "I want you to suck my cock for 80,000 Grimm." You repeat yourself. "It's that, or no Grimm." You shrug. He frowns, it's a big sum of money that he definitely needs to have, but the cost...to take his oral virginity? Is it worth it?

Yes, it's worth it.

Mammon licks your shaft curiously, completely inexperienced but his cuteness makes up for it. He wraps his lips around the head of your cock, bobbing his head with your instruction. "Good boy.." You murmur, a blush forming on his cheeks. "Doing so well for your first time." You praise him. Mammon feels encouraged to move faster, sucking your cock with vigor.

It's not long at all before you're coming down his throat, filling his mouth with something he finds oddly tasty. He pulls away and looks up at you with puppy eyes. You hand him a heavy bag of Grimm, his eyes sparkling at the sight. Doing sexual favors doesn't seem so bad when there's hefty rewards like this.

Leviathan

ftm levi, nipple play, handjob (it counts as one, i think)

Of course Levi would want a sugar daddy, how else is he going to pay for all his anime merchandise? He'll even let you use his body in return, not because he likes you or anything though...(he does)

Leviathan sits on your lap with his shirt completely off while playing a video game. He lets out a shaky breath as your hands tug on his nipples before skillfully playing with the sensitive buds. Levi subconsciously rolls his hips down against your crotch, moaning quietly as he tries to focus on the game. You said you didn't want to inconvenience him, so you told him to keep playing his game while you use him. He was trying to do a "speed run" of the game but is now failing miserably. It just feels too good.

"Mmph.." He whimpers, gasping when your hand runs down his stomach and into his underwear. "Pay attention to the game." You remind him, slowly jerking off his small t-dick while your other hand still works his nipple. He tries to do as you say, returning some of his focus back onto his monitor. "Aah~" He moans, feeling a sudden wave of pleasure. "'M gonna-" He cuts himself off with a whine, body shaking as he comes.

Asmodeus

ftm Asmo, cunnilingus, daddy kink, afab language

He wasn't surprised when you told him what you want in return for taking him on shopping sprees. He wasn't unwilling to do it either, you pretty easy on the eyes and he assumes you're not so bad in bed

Your head lies between Asmodeus' legs, your tongue dragging along his wet sex while he lets out the prettiest of moans. He wasn't expecting you to be so good at this. "Yes- more-" He throws his head back, rolling his hips up. Your tongue feels amazing on his clit. "Mm- Yes~!" He exclaims, feeling your tongue slide inside his entrance. "Feels so good, Daddy~" He moans, trying his best not to crush your head with his thighs.

Your thumb rubs his clit furiously and pleasurably, causing him to arch his back as he gets close to an orgasm. "Hah- I'm gonna- gonna come~!" He sounds amazing as he comes on your tongue. He lets out a pleased sigh as he comes down from his high. You pull away, face shiny. "One more time?" You ask, smiling. Asmo giggles. "Can't get enough of me, huh?"

Beelzebub

ftm beel, finger fucking

You offered to buy all the food he wants no matter the cost and of course Beel was beyond excited to take you up on it. He eagerly agreed to do whatever you wanted, even if you want him to lie down and spread his legs.

You play with his t-dick, making him whimper as you get him aroused. "After this, we can go to the best restaurant in Devildom, okay?" You whisper into his ear, moving your hand down to slowly slide two fingers inside him one by one. Your palm brushing against his little dick. Beel nods, letting out shaky breaths as he gets penetrated for the first time. It feels weird, but it also feels good. You push your fingers in and out of his hole, loving how he feels squeezing your digits. "Does this feel good, Beel?" You ask softly, sliding a third finger in. He nods, whining.

Beel moans loudly as you fuck him with your three fingers, happily listening to your praises. "You're doing so well, baby." You speak directly into his ear. "I know you can take another, right?" You tease a fourth finger. Beelzebub nods gently. He hisses at the stretch of four digits inside him, gasping when you curl them upwards and hit his g spot. "Ah~!" His eyes widen. "Wa- wait~!" You keep hitting his sweet spot, quickly bringing him to a strong orgasm.

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Kalim: Hey, Yuu! Can I read your palm?

Yuu: Sure.

Kalim: *takes Yuu's hand and looks into the creases*

Kalim: I see something in your future.

Yuu: What is it?

Kalim: *intertwines his fingers into Yuu's*

Kalim, smiling: Me.

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xxevil-pleasurexx · 1 year

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For Tuna

Summary:Grim does some interviews to find the perfect sugar dad for him you gn!reader x all boys in one way or another.

A/N:I haven't unpacked my tag list yet, so hopefully this is everyone!

"Grim, we can't afford the bougie tuna. Put it back."

You'd missed it before when you were loading your basket at Sam's shop, but Grim had snuck in the expensive tuna. Now you were at the counter, trying to hide your embarrassment as you told Grim to put it back. Sam gave you a sympathetic smile, but still. You didn't need to add his pity to your plate of worries.

"Prefect, don't worry about it. I can take care of it."

You jumped. You hadn't realized Ruggie had lined up behind you with his own basket full of stuff.

"Yeah! Let Ruggie-"

"I couldn't do that, Ruggie, but thanks for the offer."

Ruggie grinned, "oh please, it's on Leona. He said I could get whatever I want as long as I come back with his energy drinks."

You made an unconvinced face, and Ruggie gave a playful wink.

"Trust me, your tuna won't even make a dent in his wallet. I could pay for your entire load, and still be able to pay off my student loans. In fact," he slapped down Leona's wallet, "Sam, add Y/N's groceries to mine, I'll take care of it."

Before you could protest further, Sam was ringing you both up.

And then Grim got an idea. A terribly, wonderful, awful idea.

"There, all settled. Plus now you can afford to fix your windows this month, or…." He looked at the cash in your hand, "well you can fix one window at least. And don't feel too bad for Leona. Eat the rich and what not," Ruggie patted your back comfortingly then left with his groceries.

"C'mon Grimmy, let's go," you said with a heavy sigh.

"Actually, I have something to do, Henchhuman. You go on home, I'll see ya later."

"Okay, but if you need me…."

"I'll be okay! Geeze you get so anxious without the great Grim. It's embarrassing."

You rolled your eyes and left. You would be so proud of him once he had finished though. He was excited already.

Heartslaybul Dorm….

"Mr. Rosehearts. Thank you for meeting with me."

Grim primly took out his pen and began to scribble on a clipboard.

"I didn't meet with you. You barged into my office," Riddle said, his arms crossed along his chest.

"I think you will find this meeting beneficial. It pertains to Y/N L/N."

Riddle relaxed a little, and raised a single curious eyebrow.

"You see, It has come to my attention, that Y/N and I do not have the funds to live comfortably. In fact, Y/N is practically starving to death! It has also come to my attention that you harbor some feelings for the prefect, and are in possession of a great deal of funds. Now," Grim dramatically looked up at Riddle, who's face was a shade of dark red. "How do you intend to provide for Y/N?"

Riddle opened his mouth, and Grim prepared himself for the worst, but…

"Wait, Y/N's on the market?!?!!"

Grim turned over his shoulder just in time to see Cater run in, tea tray in hand.

"He's only taking applications from rich people."

"Not a concern, housewarden!" Cater cleared his throat. "Hi, I'm Cater Diamond, and my dad is a banker."

"Oh!" Grim made a note on his paper. Riddle stood up abruptly.

"You only talk to your family on holidays, I wouldn't call that a solid source of income-"

"Yes but I'm a people pleaser, so I'll probably follow in his footsteps. So I will also have a banker's salary."

Riddle turned to Grim in a panic.

"I'm going to be a doctor!"

"Oh!" Scribble scribble.

"Oh please!" Cater rolled his eyes before conspiratorially leaning into Grim. "We both know Riddle. He'll work long shifts, day in and day out, and he'll never come home. Meaning poor Y/N will be trapped in a lonely loveless marriage. Meanwhile, I'll work my nine to five, and be home in time to gift you tuna, and keep Y/N warm at night."

"You think Grim cares about that?" Riddle shoved Cater out of the way. "I'll make time for Y/N. Plus my salary will provide double the tuna for you."

"What's all the yelling about?" Trey entered the room, followed by Ace and Deuce.

"Don't look at them, those three are poor as fuck. I mean a baker? Blech, disgusting," Cater apologetically smiled at Trey. "No offense."

"What?" Trey said, feeling more confused than he ever had been.

Grim clicked his pen closed.

"Thank you for your time. I have more interviews to conduct, but I will be in contact if you get through to the second round."

He scampered out of the room as Riddle and Cater nodded after him.

Savannaclaw Dorm….

Grim sat at the foot of Leona's bed as he tapped his chin thoughtfully.

"How can I provide for Y/N, huh? You mean the little demonstration Ruggie gave this morning wasn't enough?"

Grim tapped the pen impatiently against the clipboard.

"Mr. Kingscholar, it is important that you participate fully, or I will remove you from the list entirely."

Leona groaned.

"I receive a….certain amount of, shall we say, an allowance."

"And how much can I expect from that? I have a lot of people to interview. Please don't waste my time."

Leona looked over at Ruggie, who was folding laundry, then gestured Grim closer, before whispering a number into his ear.

Grim gasped, then hastily scribbled something onto his clipboard.

"We will be in contact with you when the second round of interviews begins." Grim stood up and hopped off the bed.

"Ruggie," Leona snapped, "Ensure my future relative makes it out of here safely. Let no one stop you."

Ruggie nodded in understanding as he escorted a proud looking Grim out.

Once they were halfway through the dorm, Ruggie began to speak.

"Leona has promised me a job with an excellent salary once I graduate. Just sayin."

"Won't he just take back the job if he finds out you're competing with him?"

Ruggie rolled his eyes, "Nevermind."

Jack left his room, and noticed the two of them, and began to walk towards them.

"Jack will make you get a job if you pick him," Ruggie whispered hastily. Grim hissed and sprinted the rest of the way out of the dorm.

"What's wrong with Grim?" Jack asked.

"Shi hi hi who knows?"

As Grim made his way to his second location, he was picked up by the scruff of his neck.

"Hey! What's the big idea?!?!?"

"Aw little sealie you're so cute!"

Grim stiffened.

"Fu fu fu," Jade laughed next to him. "our boss would like to have a word with you."

Grim gulped.

Octavinelle Dorm….

"Thank you for agreeing to see me," Azul said smugly.

"I didn't. Your scary twins picked me up and dragged me here."

"You see," Azul pushed his glasses up his nose, expertly ignoring Grim, "We got word that you were interviewing potential candidates for Y/N's future husband. I prepared some charts for you."

Azul pulled out several charts. Grim understood exactly zero of them. But he nodded thoughtfully and pretended to make a note on his clipboard.

"As you can see, my income is projected to continually go up until retirement. Plus my assets will continue to be of value, and my investments will be bringing in money for many years to come. I can safely say, money is no object. Plus, I am an excellent cook. You will never have to eat poor person's tuna ever again."

Grim made a real note this time just as the twins roughly turned his chair around.

"Now that Azul has had his turn, we would like to give our pitch," Jade said with an eerie grin.

"You see, our parents run a certain…. organization," Floyd and Jade shared a grin before turning to Grim again. "Jade and I are the sole inheritors of this empire when they pass. Just keep that in mind."

"Also, people who oppose this organization have a tendency to, shall we say, disappear."

Grim shivered as he made a skull and crossbones picture on his clipboard.

"Awesome. Great. I'll be taking Grim now…."

"Sea Snake!" Floyd shouted, wrapping his arms around Jamil, who had silently snuck into the room.

"Let go," Jamil hissed, wriggling away from Floyd. "Give me the cat."

"Aw, but we were playing with him…."

"It's alright Floyd. I think the three of us have made our point quite clear," Jade hummed, before the octotrio shared a laugh.

Jamil rolled his eyes before carefully picking up Grim.

Scarabia Dorm….

"Look, Kalim isn't going to brag for himself so I thought I'd bring you here and remind you that this entire dorm was funded by his family. And he will be inheriting said funds."

Grim nodded and made a note.

"What about you? I mean, I already know you aren't getting picked cause, well, " Grim pointedly looked him up and down. "But the other broke losers have tried to participate."

Jamil leaned down and gave a dark smile.

"I don't need money to win over Y/N," eyes flashing red as he spoke.

"Monsieur Fuzzball!"

Grim and Jamil both groaned. It only took two seconds for him to be scooped up by the hunter.

"Non, non, do not struggle. I only wish to prove myself as a proper caretaker!"

Pomefiore Dorm…

Grim had never been so pampered, well fed, and relaxed in his entire life. Rook had provided snacks galore, given Grim the full on spa treatment, brushed out his fur, and was now massaging his sore kitty back.

"Monsieur Fuzzball, doesn't this feel wonderful?"

Grim nodded as Rook continued his massage.

"Just think, you could have this everyday!"

Grim groaned happily as Rook hit a tough knot.

Suddenly, Rook's voice was directly in his ear.

"All you have to do is give me the Trickster."

In that moment, Grim knew he would sell you for this life without a second thought.

But before he could do that…

"For heaven's sake I told you to find Epel, not this rodent!"

Rook immediately stopped the massage, to turn to his Queen.

"Roi du poison! I was simply-"

"Spare me," Vil snapped, before handing a struggling Epel over to Rook. He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a small card, gracefully handing it to Grim between two fingers.

"I believe you are aware of my financial situation, but should you have questions, you can reach my manager on that card."

Then he left the room with a flourish, and the lingering scent of apple blossoms.

"You know I am willing to share the trickster with you," Rook whispered to Vil in the hallway.

"Ew," Epel groaned.

"As if I'd ever share," Vil smirked.

Outside the Ignihyde Dorm…

Ortho stood next to the tablet, holding Grin up so he could see what it said.

"So as you can see from my bank account," Idia's voice said from the tablet, "Money is not and never will be an issue."

"It all looks good," Grim muttered as he made a note, "but I have to say it's a red flag that you couldn't come here in person…"

"Hey! Big brother is just busy with his experiment!"

"Yeah, exactly, thank you Ortho, for being the only one who appreciates genius. In fact this conversation is over. If he doesn't get it, then that's his loss. Ditch the noob, Ortho!" And the tablet floated back into the dorm.

Ortho gently set Grim down. "Look, big brother gets nervous around the prefect, that's all. But I think they'd make a great couple."

He gently patted Grim's head, then floated back in. Grim sighed, made a note about how Idia was a package deal, then continued to the final dorm.

Diasomnia Dorm…

"Small kitten, I am to be king of a country. Not only that, but I have spent centuries curating my hoard. Our nest will be always warm, and my perfect child of man will want for nothing," Malleus finished with a smug grin, as he leaned back in his throne. Then he sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Now you three can make your offers, or whatever."

"Me next! Me next!" Lilia said, cradling Grim like a baby. "I'm not as young as I look, and am on the best of terms with the queen and future king. I also have a great fortune built up! Kay, who's next?"

Silver timidly raised his hand.

"I just want to say, what about what Y/N wants? What if Y/N doesn't like any of us? What if Y/N doesn't even want to get married in the end? Or maybe they'll be just as happy with or without money?"

There was a long pause. Then…

"Silver's father is loaded and will do anything to see his children married and happy!"

"Fa-Lilia!" Silver hid his face in his hands in embarrassment.

"Same with Sebek. And his dad's a dentist!"

For once Sebek had nothing to say.

"Excellent, this looks very promising for you four," Grim nodded scribbling his final notes, "Now to-"

"GRIM!"

Uh oh. He turned around and saw you storming in.

"Child of man!"

"Save it Mal Mal! I'm here for my rat," You scooped up Grim, placing him under your arm as you left the room.

"When will we hear about the second round of interviews?" Lilia giggled.

You answered by flipping them the middle finger without looking back.

The Hallway….

"What the hell, Grim? I'm not for sale!"

"I'm not selling you! I'm just trying to get you provided for!"

"Please! This is about tuna and you know it!"

"Who even told you?"

"Jack called me about an-"

"Ah! Prefect!"

You and Grim groaned as you heard Crowley call to you both.

"Yes, headmage?" You asked through gritted teeth. You turned and saw Crewel was with him….wearing a bigger coat than normal.

"That coat looks so soft," Grim muttered.

"Yeah," you whispered back. "Wait, headmage, what do you need?"

"I heard your current allowance is no longer sufficient," he gently traced your jawline, settling below your chin, tapping up against it thoughtfully. "How does a little extra sound?"

You nodded dumbly.

"Good good, I'm too generous, I know," he hummed and walked off.

Before Crewel followed him, he smirked and patted the top of your head.

"Good pup."

He stalked off. You stood frozen for a moment. Grim smirked up at you.

"You know, they look like they…."

"You keep that thought to yourself, Grim."

....

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Hoiiii :3 can i ask for yan! Prince where he became sick and instead of the maids taking care of him, he insist that he rather wants knight! Reader to take care of them 0:

You use the bedroom door as a shield as a bowl flies into it, shattering into a million pieces and exploding a burst of hot broth against the wall. The prince's hoarse voice drowns his screams as he violently throws his head away from the cupful of medicine.

"Let me go! I don't want it! I. Want. Y/n! Bringing them to me now!"

Your kingdom is doomed. The prince never took being sick well. In youth, having the boy sit still was like a death penalty. He'd slip out of the servant's care and infect half the castle during his daily routine of greeting everyone who worked under his father's command. The one thing that brought an end to his reign of terror was a knight in training exhausted from practice and taking refuge in his comfortable bed. The two would end up sick as dogs the following morning, but for one night they both knew peace.

You fix the blanket on your arm back to your shoulder and step inside the room. The prince tries to leap out of bed, but is stopped by the strongest of the maids tossing him into the mattress; pushing his head into the pillow like she was attempting to suffocate him the wrong way.

"Y/n!" He breaks into a coughing fit, the hands restraining him quickly darting away. "you came."

"I was taking care of more important tasks." You spread the blanket over the empty half of the bed. The prince sighs dreamily.

"Your sheet..."

He runs his cheek against its corner as you turn to the maids. "Apologies for the trouble. If one of you could bring me some more soup, you all are free to good."

The servants race for the door, tripping over each other as they shout for the elixir likes it's a blood sacrifice. You sit down on the bed, placing the back of your hand to the prince's forehead - recoiling like you've touched coals.

"You're burning up. Keep this stubbornness up and your father may outlive you."

"I'll live a thousand years longer than that living corpse long as I have you~"

"You are delirious. Drink." Lifting his chin, you shovel the lukewarm warm tea down his throat. He gags from the temperature and flavor, but forces it all down in hopes you'll comply to his commands for being good. He sticks out his tongue once you set the cup down.

"Ahhh. All gone."

"You're not a child, and it's a fluid."

The prince clings to the tail end of your armor, voice meek and pleading as he begs. "Y/n, lay with me like you did when we were kids. I've been good."

"I missed a week's worth of training because of that."

"But it was time that you spent with your favorite person in the kindgom. Please, Y/n? Everything hurts.."

He pokes out his bottom lips; quivering, as his eyes go wide. You roll your eyes and remove the binds of your chest plate, setting it aside as you swing your legs onto the bed. The prince throws his arms and one leg over you, pressing his nose and lips to your collar; falling asleep almost instantaneously. You swear to the gods if you get sick he'll be your training dummy for everyday you're off the force.

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xxevil-pleasurexx · 1 year

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I know I just recently put in a request but this is important trust me

TWST housewardens + mc who has huge wings with fluffy and soft feathers. Extremely strong wings. So strong, that mc could carry them into the air.

Thank you for your time

Finally done finding models for finals! College is hard when you’re going to be a hairstylist, but I manage 😅 Also! This is a super interesting concept!! Content Warning: One line mentioning past bullying in Azuls

Housewardens x GN!Winged MC

Riddle

Let’s be honest - he’d be the easiest to pick up

He’s just so tiny! The first time, I imagine it took him by surprise and he started struggling and flailing, nearly sending both of you crashing into the woods

But he relaxed soon, when he realized who it was that grabbed him and you wouldn’t drop him

Now, he trusts you - he really does - but he still puts “rules” in place when it comes to your flying

Riddle just does not want you getting hurt and he takes his duty as housewarden very seriously

But, if you’re his S/O, you could probably negotiate some of them to be adjusted or even completely removed for the most inconvenient ones that can’t lead to any injuries

Leona

Leona would read up on proper wing care

Aka: Have Ruggie read up on it to teach him

He’s a beastman, he knows how important it can be to have proper care for extra appendages

It would be 50/50 on whether or not he goes flying with you

If you haven’t been together long then he’s staying with his firm no, but if you’ve been dating a while and he has more trust in you, then he’d give in and let you once in a while

With the understanding that you’re taking a nap with him after, of course.

Azul

Yeahhh, he lived underwater AND was bullied for his weight for most of his life

His feet? Not leaving the ground. Not even for you.

“Go ask the twins” becomes his favourite sentence.

1 because he knows it will at least get you to stop asking him, 2 because he trusts Jade to be able to redirect your idea of fun

If he doesn’t already know proper wing care then he 100% learns it

Azul does not gaf how, he learns it. You’re his S/O, after all!! If he can’t give you one thing you really want (Carrying him while flying) then he’ll give you anything else.

Kalim

Kalim, Kalim, Kalim...

He thinks your wings are the coolest things

1000% enjoys it when you fly while carrying him (and he ignores the mini heart attacks Jamil gets from you carrying him around while flying)

Loves to pet your wings and decorate them with jewellery he buys

He loves watching you care for your wings too. He's tried to learn how but found it hard, so he'll settle for watching you do it. He will, however, buy you anything for them that you run low on

Kalim has def warned his siblings to be careful around your wings when you meet them. He can see you're proud of them and doesn't want to risk anything happening to them.

Vil

Vil comes up with a full care routine to keep your wings looking and feeling perfect

He will not let you take him flying, simply due to the fact that he doesn't want to risk ruining his makeup, but he will fly nearby on a broom while you fly

Has a strange urge to hide you from Rook at times (You have wings, you're like a bird to him - Rook is a hunter...in his opinion, you two should be kept far away from each other as often as possible)

"Oh, Epel hasn't done his workout? Hey, Y/N! Can you take this and fly around with it for a bit please? Also, do ensure you get Epel's attention while flying with it..."

He absolutely hands you something of Epel's and has you fly around, with Epel chasing you, on days where Epel has no gym class

Will curse anyone who insults your wings or gets anything on them

Idia

If you think he's letting you take him flying, you're delusional

You can go fly, and he'll sit quietly, play his video games, and wait for you to get back

"Oh, hey, Y/N! Your wings kind of look like *insert video game characters*, did you know?"

If MHA exists in this universe, he has watched it and compares your wings to Hawks

He likes to just sit and run a hand along your wings. It's calming to him to just cuddle with you and feel you fluffy, soft wings under his hands

Idia has definitely programmed Ortho with knowledge about wing care now. It's the least he can do, in his opinion

Malleus

You two can go flying together!!

He takes this info and runs flies with it

Already knows wing care, and learns about feather care just for you. He also totally redid Diasomnia dorms doorways to be wide enough to accommodate your wings.

You two have definitely raced to see who can fly faster (He won, in case you're wondering. He's too competitive to just let you win)

I feel like he's another one who loves how soft they are, compared to his

Malleus absolutely lets you fly freely in Diasomnia dorms. Do other students like it? He has no clue, they're too scared to bring complaints they may have to him, knowing you two are a thing. Besides, you like flying around the dorm and that's enough for him.

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a/n: did somebody say another writing style?? is this zandik? (idk). is this modern au? (idk). you can decide for yourselves really. dottie may not be a girl but he’s babygirl. therefore, onahole.

cw: sub!dottore, dom!amab!reader (gn!terms) | pwp, objectification, deepthroating (character!receiving), slight asphyxiation, crying, toys underneath clothes, humiliation, overstimulation, aphrodisiac, semi-public (why are there so many. i may have gone too wild, i fear.)

5 Important and Essential Steps To Remember Into Becoming the Perfect Onahole <3 (ft. Il Dottore)

1. Open Up! Nothing is too big. If you think it is, you’re simply not trying hard enough. Your throat is there for a reason!

Dottore’s in tears as he tries to take in your entire length, not even halfway. The edges of his mouth hurt, he can’t breathe, and worse of all, you’re judging him while he pathetically gags, saliva dripping all over his legs.

“Teeth, Dottore.” You say.

He sobs even more, the fact that he has to adjust and open up wider due to his sharp teeth is agonizing. He needs air, he wants to breathe deeper but he knows that’ll only mess things up, pulling you even deeper into his throat.

He uses his hand, pulling down his jaw. He can take you—he can—he can—he will!

Dottore practically almost faints once you’re all the way to his throat, he rolls his eyes, he can’t say anything or think at this point. His groaning is vibrating on your skin, if he tries to speak, he’ll die.

You drag your finger down his throat, you’re bulging, the soft skin barely doing anything to hide your curve.

“Such a perfect sleeve, my love.”

He can’t hear you anymore.

2. Always Be Ready! An onahole must always be ready for its owner’s use. Make sure you’re always lubed up and stretched out!

Dottore shudders as the vibrator shakes inside his walls, he wants to buckle over, it’s been so long since he’s taken it out. He wants to, but he can’t. What if you were to pull him away right now? He can’t be caught unprepared and dry! He has to please you after all.

His wetness damps his pants and he hastily tries to cover it with his laboratory gown. Each step ruins him, sending the vibrator even deeper. He breathes out his moans, it’s embarrassing. Climaxing due to walking like this in public? Dottore shivers as he thinks.

He needs a release, please. He begs silently, in whimpers, hoping that you were able to somehow magically hear them.

He has to assist himself on a wall, walking and finding somewhere he won’t be seen. The Doctor ends up in an alley, collapsing on his knees as he finishes, his legs shaking against one another. The vibrator ruthlessly pounds into him even after that, making him remember that he can’t turn it off. He trembles as he stands up, he can’t stay here.

Dottore licks his lips and smiles.

3. Be Quiet! As an onahole, you have no right to argue with your owner. Whether they fill you up or thrust ruthlessly, that is up to them!

Dottore’s body is limping as you keep pushing. He’s exhausted, how many hours…? The aphrodisiac has made it hard to tell.

His lab is ruined, secretions everywhere due to the different positions he has been in. Right now, he’s flipped over, unable to see your face, not even for comfort. He swallows down a cry, anybody could walk in right now. It’s been hours of gasping and panting, just so he avoids specific lewd noises that may come out of his mouth.

“W-When will we finish?” He asks.

“Be patient.”

Another vial is forced into his mouth. The immediate effects are already showing. His skin burns, touch him, please.

“Oh god…” He yearns.

He agreed to this, he tells himself. Still, he’s barely able to do anything except lay down on the laboratory table, on top of his very important studies, cumming all over them.

“S-Stomach’s full…I can’t—”

4. Stay Still! Where are you going? You aren’t done until your owner says so, silly! An onahole lets their holes be used in any way they want.

Dottore flushes in embarrassment. The bathroom stall had such a limited space, and yet he still grinds down on you. He silently cries, begging you to be done.

You don’t even bother to close the door. His reputation would be at risk here! He’s warm. When you called him here, he did not expect for such a thing to happen, and yet, here he is, bouncing up and down, liquids audibly mixing and painting his walls.

The toilet is clean and he may as well replace that instead with how much you’ve excreted into him. He does a far better job than that.

This is not for his pleasure, he allows his body to be used by you like this. Yet, he still wallows in it, as if it was him using you instead.

Dottore yelps once his body is pushed down by his waist. He chants out your name, pleading for no more due to how tired he is.

He hopes no one hears that.

Unfortunately for him, the sound of a toilet flushing follows.

5. Keep Practicing! In order to achieve perfection, you must have lots and lots of experience first. Once you’re confident in your skills, that’s when you can truly call yourself the perfect onahole.

Dottore’s insides have been carved out just for your shape. His body knows just what to do to please you.

Starting with his mouth, which can now open wide. Not gagging anymore as it’s filled to the brim. He uses his throat to his advantage, learning how he can effectively control it by studying the folds that move whenever he speaks. He still cries in pain, but he promises to do better next time! He’ll get there!

Then his thighs, you’ve used them so much to the point it feels as if nerves of pleasure have started to sprout there. His body arching just from a simple pinch of his skin. He can’t get enough of it.

Finally, his hole. Unclenching and clenching at the right rhythm, now knowing how to keep everything you give him inside, not letting a single drop spill. He can take you whole now, his guts having the pleasure to remember you well.

Such a perfect cocksleeve.

No matter how many times you’ve used him, it never gets old. Like every single time is perfect, a repeating cycle of pure pleasure for each of you.

Shit, you’re addicted.

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