I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

“Robert Pattinson showed up with iPhone voice recordings and had already nailed the voice for ‘THE BOY AND THE HERON’ before recording started. It was his first ever voice role and he finished in 2 days.” (source)

No wait I got more to say. Yuki is the guy who has apologized when the team has fucked him with bad strategy, posted public apologies to his teammate after losing both their races, avoided slagging off de Vries when he ruined his race, and literally apologized to the entire factory after Mexico. He's not the petulant child you try to frame him to be

Marc Márquez prepares to start on the grid during the Japanese Grand Prix 2023 (Photo by Mirco Lazzari/Getty Images)

the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

Lego Swimming Pool Layout

i want there to be a really awesome rebellious “strong and silent” anime character and later it is revealed that it’s not that they’re mysterious or cool tHEY JUST DON’T SPEAK A WORD OF JAPANESE AND THEY HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT ANYONE IS SAYING