If my thesis turns out bad, I’m blowing myself up
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Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see
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T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner
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"this house will remain palestinian"
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john the baptist doodlin
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Hunger
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why does every job want you to have a drivers license… cant you want me for my loving nature
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grown ass bitches on tumblr will b like i love horror! but if you enjoy any of the themes or narratives prevalent in it youre disgusting & should kill yourself
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Inside you there are two frankies
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They're going crazy on LinkedIn
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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro
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