Call me Shadow | 26 year old nb asexual from Germany | I draw, I cosplay, I write (none of it well) | Ask me about Transformers and/or Vampires | I reblog fandom stuff | art tag is #death draws | Message me and maybe we can be friends!
I was told the dark urge is functionally immortal, and since this is true, I think Gortash would be very jealous, and he'd be like it's not fair that you get to look hot and young forever and I'm doomed to get old and die ugly.
and they're like, well you could look as perfect and pretty as you are now forever if you let me embalm you.
and Gortash would start twirling his hair and giggling like...
without a doubt favourite part of bg3 is withers’ temple where every single book goes “you’re travelling with a vampire and a sharran and withers is jergal and also 50/50 you’re a bhaalspawn”
I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.