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Always have been
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Theyre putting biblical references in my wrestling now
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Damnnnnn馃槀馃槀
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Sad mother got their crown dethroned.馃
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Damn, I hadn't even thought of that. They gotta have him stay champion until then. Or take the belt off him right before, so he can win it back in his backyard. Either way.
Swerve made FUCKING HISTORY TONIGHT!!!
LFG!!!
Wrestledream is in Tacoma, so please let him keep it until AT LEAST THEN
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Oh man, this dude better not be doing Wakanda stuff if he's not winning
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JACKATHAN JACKALOPE PERRY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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Excalibur trying to explain that there's two titles up there but you only have to pull down one title
Brother, just call them belts. Vince McMahon's gone and you never worked for him in the first place.
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I've seen a lot of ladder matches in my day, but some reason the ladders in this match seem exceptionally flimsy and unstable. This could be a rough night for these guys.
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I've never been so close to switching the Spanish commentary in an AEW show. They're giving us BRYAN DANIELSON VS. WILL OSPREAY but they're making it all about Nigel McGuinness's hate-boner and Don Callis's carny bullshit.
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This match is like watching an underwater fight scene
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You know, I'm not even that negative on Jericho, but even I'm getting sick of his act. He's running out of ways to reinvent himself and he's getting X-Pac heat all the time now.
The heel turn he's doing is clearly meant to address the problem, but it's not enough. He needs to go away for a while and come back with a fresh coat of paint. And even then I'm not sure that'd be enough.
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Yes. If HOOK were a My Little Pony his special talent would be enjoying Hardee's/Carl's Jr.
Cursed thought
Do you think the star on the back of Hook's gear would be his cutie mark
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AEW tumblr is unusually horny tonight so I am turning on the garden hose
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AND NEW!!
Stokely yelling "Chuck E Cheese here we come" got me
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That finish *chef's kiss*
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I thought they quit doing the Draft Kings shit. Oh well.
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HOW DARE YOU
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