you don't deserve that blorbo if you have to skinnify them in fanart i'm sorry

if you could send good vibes my way i have a scary thing tomorrow and would appreciate any possible psychic support

I would have said "Philomena The Ninth" but that wasn't as funny.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

is this going to install mallard on my phone or something someone please inform me

I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever

u ever read a post that has you so aghast you go “HELLO??” out loud and you look around your bedroom like someone will be there to explain what u just read

Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

NEVER ask a WOMAN:

her AGE

her CAVALIER’S NAME

what she put in THE SOUP

Matthew Lillard and Angelina Jolie as “Cereal Killer” and “Acid Burn” in Hackers (1995)

It's wild that you don't necessarily need to even be abused to have childhood trauma. Like just having an excessively negative, spiteful, toxic and mean-spirited parent is enough, even if they never do it at you, or on purpose. Imagine being a doctor and explaining that to a parent.

"Hey you know how you don't have any friends because people find you unpleasant to be around? Well it turns out that your child is also a person, and finds you unpleasant to be around. Growing up in an environment where they are constantly subjected to your opinions technically counts as torture, since the situation was both continuously distressing and inescapable. You are literally so annoying that you gave your child brain damage."

is anybody following

no thoughts. just anya taylor-joys anatomically correct heart cakes at her wedding

Halloween stores when Margot Robbie wears a cute outfit in a movie

guy who has mistaken adrenaline for love and isn’t interested in correcting the mistake

Say what you will about my new fav Silas Octakiseron, but he sure did complete exactly one (1) lyctoral challenge and look inside exactly one (1) locked room and decide he'd seen enough to realise the vibes were rancid.

Huge shout out to John Gaius, necrolord prime and emperor of the nine houses for designing a challenge so terrible that the dude who keeps a portrait of you as the only decoration in his room declares you (the literal God-King of a 10,000 year old religion that he has dedicated his life to so completely he's got a bunch of special titles after his name about it) a heretic.