wittynsmug
Behold, Chaos
-They/Them-
Check out my art mess :) scribble-hell.tumblr.com
CW: potty mouth
8523 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
good-to-drive
life gives me confetti & i smoke it like it's pot
dtaleone-blog
DtaleOne
shedontlovehuhself
Untitled
vedolosowa
Untitled
Photo
Okay not a photo op but HOLY SHIT U GUISE IS THIS A STORY.
So, @consulting-cannibal drew this for me a little over a year ago at the last @destielcon, and I’ve been teasing her since then that I was gonna ask the actors to sign their censor bars.
So Misha’s auto was first, and went like this:
Me: *hands photo to handler*
Handler: *stares for like ten seconds while giggling* *slides art over to Misha while watching for his reaction*
Me: Hi Misha um you totally do not have to sign that I have something else for you if you don’t want–
Misha: *grinning* Oh, I’ll sign it. *studies art for several seconds*
Me: *hands Misha a fine-point silver marker* I was hoping you could sign your censor bar.
Misha: *signs bar* *shakes head, chuckles* *starts writing at the bottom*
Now at this point I can’t see what he’s writing because it’s silver ink on white paper in not-great lighting and my contrast vision is shit. So when he’s done he slides it back to me and I read it and laugh and ask “Is this a message for Jensen?” And Misha smiles and says “Yep!”
So the next day (like three hours ago and holy shit I’m still dying) I have Jensen’s auto, which goes like this:
Me: *hands art to handler* I brought an alternate for him to sign he totally doesn’t have to–
Handler: *huge smile* He will definitely sign it. I’ve been waiting for you guys to show up.
Me: Oh wait were you at Misha’s table yesterday?
Handler: Yep!
Me: *gestures to Jensen* Does he know?
Handler: Nope, I wouldn’t dare spoil the surprise. *hands the artwork back to my mother while we wait our turn*
When it’s our turn, the handler leans down on the table to watch Jensen’s face. And then:
Mom (to Jensen): *not yet showing him the artwork, pointing to me* She’s waiting to see your reaction to this.
Jensen: I have to warn you, I’m not a very reactive person.
Mom: *slides him the artwork*
Jensen: *stares at the artwork for like thirty solid seconds while making his Grumpy!Ackles-trying-not-to-laugh-because-he’s-pretending-to-disapprove face.* *studies the artwork some more*
Me: *starting to get nervous that we’re seriously holding up the line* Misha left a note for you at the bottom there.
Jensen: *head still down, trying not to laugh*
Mom: *hands him the fine-tipped pen* Would you sign your censor bar?
Now this whole time I’m elbows down on the table watching his face because he still hasn’t picked his head up, and he’s just all pursed lips/suppressed smiles/eye crinkles and I’M DYING. So he signs the censor bar very, very carefully, and starts to pass the art back to me, and then changes his mind and pulls it back and writes #snag on it and promptly LOSES HIS SHIT. At which point I also lose my shit (and so do all the volunteers around the table, as it’s now been like a full minute and nobody’s even pretended to try to move us along because everyone’s so fucking amused by this), because he was trying so hard not to break and he just couldn’t hold it in and it was fucking GLORIOUS.
So he finally hands it back to me and he’s still chuckling and grinning huge at me and we thank him and he thanks us and off I go to look up whatever the fuck #snag means because apparently I am old and have no fucking idea. Urban dictionary tells me it’s either Australian slang for “sausage” or Native American slang for hooking up, and really either one works, but now I wish I’d asked him what he’d meant. Imma guess “sausage” :-p
And Scout is my roommate at this con so I showed it to her and told her what happened and her reaction was glorious too.
Anyway that is the story of how I and also how Scout both died at SPN NOLA.
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt
66K notes
·
View notes
Text
Got high and watched How To Train Your Dragon last night and for some reason it was only then when I realized how heartbreaking Stoick’s line “With you doing so well in the ring… We finally have something to talk about” is
Like Stoick wants to connect with Hiccup. He’s tried so hard: taking him fishing, teaching him how to take down a dragon, even just living in the same house as his son, but they’re so vastly different that they can’t even hold a conversation. Until he hears about Hiccup’s successes in dragon training. And he’s so excited. He can finally connect with his son! But that is such new territory that Hiccup feels awkward and doesn’t answer. And Stoick realizes that even now, he doesn’t have and may never have the son he’s always wanted. So he tries one last thing: Giving Hiccup one last reminder of his mother. The only thing they have in common. And even that fails.
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything
93K notes
·
View notes
Text
tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
🦐
76K notes
·
View notes
Text
Leonid Pasternak (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work
44K notes
·
View notes
Text
Got bored and put no effort into the letters or shading- but, it's okay that's a future me problem
90 notes
·
View notes
Text
It's okay if it takes a little longer than you thought.
82K notes
·
View notes
Text
You know what, since I'm thinking about it anyways, let's talk formalwear accessories. Most of these are traditionally menswear but a bit of gender fuckery is good for the soul, and frankly most of these are about making your mass-produced clothing fit and lay properly without having to go to the tailor.
Shirt stays: these go around your thighs to hold your shirt down, so that it stays smooth and tucked in. They're usually elastic, with 1-3 clips, and if you wear skirts frequently this is a GREAT way to make sure your top doesn't ride up. The clips will be visible if you're wearing something tight, so loose pants or skirts are where these do best. There's also an insane version that clips to your socks, but that is for lunatics. If you wanted, you could also use one of these clips to hold up thigh-highs.
These do a great job of smoothing and narrowing the waist area by keeping your shirt from bunching there.
Sleeve garters: usually metal, leather, elastic, or silk. These are usually worn with button-down shirts to adjust where your cuff falls on the wrist or hand. They're properly worn on the upper arm, and you pull the fabric of the sleeve above the garter until you cuff is where you want it. Because this creates a puff of sleeve at the bicep, it also broadens the appearance of the shoulders. It's great if you're working with your hands or if your sleeves are often too long for your preference.
Waistband clip or belt adjustment clip/buttons
Three different ways of tightening the waistband of a pair of pants or a skirt. You're not going to get more than an inch or so tighter without weird bunching, and for most of these you'd want them to be hidden under a shirt or jacket, but they do the job if that's something you're having issues with.
Collar pins: There are so many fun ones out there, both with and without chains. They're not terribly practical, though the slight weight may help keep your collar where you want it. Also consider collar tips, which pin (surprise) to the very tips of your collar points.
Sweater clips/guards: meant to hold your sweater or cardigan mostly closed. Great if your cardigan doesn't button, or if you don't like it to be buttoned all the way.
There's tons of other stuff out there like this--etsy is a great place to find this stuff. A lot of these are old solutions to the very modern problem of mass-maufactured clothes not being as one-size-fits-all as advertised, but they're also a fun way to put a bit of personality into businesswear.
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
found a little brook and achieved total stillness of the soul for about five minutes
11K notes
·
View notes
Text
turned this in for my biology assignment today online school is going well
62K notes
·
View notes
Text
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
292K notes
·
View notes
Text
“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”
My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding
78K notes
·
View notes