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happy pride fuck the police
happy pride fuck the police
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Is it really you. The three weed girlfriends dude?
No, I’m the three weed EX girlfriends dude
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punz: i was overconfident in my abilities to resist the crimsons influence, and eventually it managed to lure me onto its side with promises of chaos
bad: my soulmate sacrificed himself to the crimson to save me and the others corrupted by it, but i couldnt bear to live in a world without him and knowing that hes suffering alone, and so i willingly gave myself up to it as well so that we could still be together. i have become someone completely unrecognizable as myself who my normal self would hate. i know this could very well bring an apocalypse upon the server, but i dont care because my soulmate is safe and thats more important to me than the safety of myself or anyone else
ponk: my partner cheated on me, and in a fit of heartbroken rage, i allowed myself to be fully corrupted by the crimson to get back at him since i know that he hates it more than anything. the crimsons influence made me more destructive, and so when i stole the keycards to my ex-partner’s prison, i refused to give them back which led to my once-lover taking one of my lives, torturing me with lava and poison, and then cutting my arm off with a pair of shears
ant: frost
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actually, scottsmajor is a normal human on the origins server. gay people are just like that
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Punz was absolutely right with this one
He was robbed smh
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pov: the eggpire is Looking [o_o] [o_o] [o_o] [o_o]
pov you just disrespected the egg
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badboyhalo appreciation pt. 2 <3
(part 1 here!! one post isn’t enough to appreciate bbh)
-Scolded Dream for not taking George’s colorblindness into account during MCC 6 Buildmart and promised George he would take account his needs if they ever played a color-based game together (later, when playing scribble.io on stream he did exactly that)
-Built PCs for Dream and Ponk
-Used to be a teacher for kids with special needs; coached a dodgeball tournament and his kids won
-Sang “You Are My Sunshine” for a person whose mom passed away (i don’t like when people treat streamers like therapists, but it was still very sweet regardless)
-Skeppy said he was lucky to meet Bad when he did because he was feeling lonely at that time; Bad said it was the nicest thing anyone has ever said about him
-Gave away most of the 72 pizzas Skeppy bought him to homeless people and people who needed food
-Skeppy said he would drop everything to meet Bad
-Quackity described Bad as “an inherently good person”
-BoomerNA was the one who introduced Ponk to Bad and Ponk says that Bad had a huge impact on his life and that he’s glad he met him
-Told a story of a time he gave money to his server at a restaurant because she was going through a rough time, but he only told the story to tell his fans that he wouldn’t be able to do that if not for them. And also said he doesn’t want to tell stories like that, because it would seem like bragging
-Always willing to give actual tech support to friends on streams; gave advice to Puffy when she was talking about buying a new computer; walked Skeppy through how to fix the lag on his stream
-Calls his reflex of randomly saying “quack” a “quackflex”; also, the reason he started saying “quack” was because Skeppy used to say it a lot before
-Gives genuine relationship/life advice on stream to his audience and fellow streamers (this one is my favorite)
-Always prefaces his advice by saying he’s just a streamer and he doesn’t want people to take his advice as an absolute must
-Always (lovingly) yells at chat for gifting lots of subs or donating a lot <3
-Spent one whole year building a Minecraft server dedicated to Skeppy (with help from other builders); with that comes the implication that he was so sure that he and Skeppy would still be best friends long into the future
-Grinded hours for netherite/armor/tools/enchantments for Skeppy on the SMP
-Once paid an artist $200 for art to use, but never ended up asking them to draw anything so they just… got the $200
-Comments on lots of animatics and fan songs on YouTube and occasionally promotes them on Twitter; similarly, constantly likes fanart on Twitter
-Talks in his Discord vc fairly often and interacts with fans
-Once was incredibly sick and exhausted post-stream, but still spent half an hour vetting the small creators chat was suggesting to raid just so he could still send them viewers (both of them were very excited, and one of them cried)
-Makes a clear separation of lore and non-lore streams; on lore streams he always has a non-lore section after so people and unwind from the lore
-Just….such a genuinely good person
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