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😭im bawling my eyes out this is precious

Imagine daughter reader sees slenderman working in his office so she brings papers and crayons and sits in his lap pretending to be just like him and works

She's his lil business lady

Slender

His daughter actually has a little spot next to his own desk

Jason made a small child-sized desk in his free time, and let Slender's kid go wild with the paints.

It turned out to be quite the eyesore, but she loved it, which meant that Slender had to as well.

Now, it has a permanent spot in his office, complete with any second-hand devices Slender was willing to loan to her.

Papers, crayons, old pens, stapler, dull scissors, envelope holder, and an agenda are just a handful of what the drawers contain.

She mimcks him an awful lot too, peeking at him and copying his movements.

Sometimes she'll even deliver messages to the proxies, some being from Slender, and some being from her as well.

And Tim takes it in his stride, pretending he has very important business to attend to, like sending Toby to play Roblox or watch Moana with her.

She's like a small version of him, and the funniest part is that she's more well-respected than the Boss Man himself.

Sometimes with Slender it'll take a few scolding before his point is driven across, yet with his offspring, she'll receive an 'aye-aye!' with no further problems.

Slender can't help but to feel a bit envious at this, but if it works, it works.

😔❤️🙏

muah

why he aint my man yet

unmade - thom yorke

drenched is all i can say

finally watched (a detailed analysis of) EMH. anyway here’s a doodle

He needs to stop being so fine, the person who can not be his wife is physically hurt

oh no! it won’t come off!

kinda miss this mf so here’s a sketch

a man of my dream

Tall, respectful, german, good jawline, wears a suit, likes to read, overall nice personality, and he can COOK

WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR

THATS WHAT IM SAYIINNNGG

16.

I've been breaded

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

this is to nanami & gojo coded...

wish i can be this silly daily

Baby animals videos ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ♡

It might seem crazy what im bouta say

Slender: offenderman, can you get rid of my weird ass fans?

Offender: no worries, I got you bro

Take Gaster x Grillby content

Void creature x silent guy content

(I'm still figuring out how to draw gaster)

Slenderman HC how to get him in the mood and how he gets his s/o in the mood, and what does he do if they say no?

Slender {NSFW mention}

Step 1: Sit on lap

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.

He’s an easy man to please, and if his s/o sits on his lap while he’s working, he’ll give in real easily to the distraction.

Or he’ll pretend to shoo them away and then call them back.

Also, any thigh-high stockings really tend to capture his attention.

So, struct in his office with some nylons, and sit on his lap, wrap your arms around his neck and tell him how much you’ve missed him all day,  and he won’t be able to resist you.

He’s a romantic guy, so he’ll most likely kiss ass all day for an amazing night to follow.

But if it happens to be an unplanned thing, you can easily find his mood by his actions.

Light touches on your hips, a kiss on the neck that lasts a second too long, and hushed whispers about how he’ll treat you once you get some alone time.

He doesn’t beat around the bush too much when it comes to mentioning his needs.

If they say no, he’ll pout on his own for a little bit.

And maybe sulk at the window.

He’ll also be kind of petty,

“It’s not like I finished work early or anything-”

Just snide little comments that make you glare in his direction.

He shuts up quickly, after you do that, though.

He’ll just jerk one out to alleviate himself, although he’d much rather have you there with him to help.

love this😞🙏

Are you down for Hogwarts stuff?

Because I need Slender as Hogwarts prof in my life🙏

HP!Slender

Slender would be a Ravenclaw, with underlying Hufflepuff qualities.

His main drive is knowledge, he wants to know about everything there is. And a benefit, is using that knowledge to help others.

And his wand is Beech, with a Dragon Heartstring core, a length of 17”, and a somewhat flexibility.

With that in mind, as a professor, Slender would teach Transfiguration, and may even assist in Apparition lessons whenever the Ministry visited for the 6th years.

It takes a steady mind to practice Transfiguration, and even more so to teach it to children. Especially considering some who were muggle-born, and have never seen nor heard of it in practice.

He always makes sure to pay special attention to those who try to hide in the back, and is definitely the kind of professor to call on you if you aren’t paying attention

He takes teaching very seriously, and will even pull students aside if he notices they’re struggling with their test scores.

He isn’t quite avid in Quidditch games unless Ravenclaw is playing, but will attend the games of his students to sit quietly in the Professors tower and clap politely.

And despite his structured and curt demeanor, quite a few of students have decided to adopt him as a parental figure.

They’ll follow him in the halls, and always stop to have a short chat while passing his classroom if he’s not busy teaching.

It can get annoying, but deep down he loves how he can provide for the kids outside of the classroom.

He’s not a hard-ass, but he can be quite instructive and stern, and students will pick and prod in an attempt to bond with him since he gives off such a fatherly aura.

The room he teaches in has a whimsical vibe to it, and it has charmed trees sprouting in the corners of his room, with dark toned colors and glimmers of gold accents here and there.

His classroom has various skeletons and figurines, ranging from magical beasts to plumes of flowers and plants, and even a few class pets like a few rats and a cat that will claw at students papers when they’re not looking.

He’ll often transfigure into a large raven, or even one of the trees sprouting in the corners of the classroom before class starts just to spy if students are doing their homework minutes before the deadline, noting who will need help on keeping up with their work.

And perhaps one of the other professors will pop in to disturb his class and say hello to everyone, sitting at his desk while he rambles off on the lesson.

It’s not often he allows it, but if the lesson is dreadfully boring, he will encourage the extra commentary and may even use them as an example to transfigure. (And perhaps show his student how NOT to handle a transfigured subject by tossing it around).

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride

credits to: @kimiimaus