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She Stoops to Conquer
Valk || 27 and not dead yet || pronouns? I'm more antinouns || Chicago apologist, art appreciator, sommelier, writer, yes I will talk to you
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Like a heartbeat... drives you mad,
In the stillness of remembering what you had
And what you lost...
And what you had...
And what you lost...
Thunder only happens when it's raining
Fleetwood Mac - Dreams
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— MERMAIDS, florence and the machine
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THE X-FILES (1993-2018)
- 3.20 • “José Chung’s From Outer Space”
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— MERMAIDS, florence and the machine
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i started doing things scared and doing things alone years ago the real challenge is doing things tired
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We need shittable cities (actively maintained public restrooms).
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I’m using ao3 the way god intended: via 36 open semi-abandoned tabs on my phone at 2 AM the night before work
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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.
In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.
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Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit
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this was a historical moment in television
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#3? i thought literally everyone was kinda queer there#like cross-clique gay#the goths were making out with the cheerleaders in the locker rooms#band kids and orchestra kids in the practice rooms#me and anyone with their guard down
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Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife - chopping off what's incomplete and saying: 'Now, it's complete because it's ended here.
paul and alia atreides
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if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together
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