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whencookinggoeswrong · 2 years

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I think?? This was egg in a cup. At one point.

I have no clue what even happened here.

#cooking #food #fail #eggs

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whencookinggoeswrong · 2 years

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It was a valiant fight,

The cinnamon buns won,

And they pooped their fillings,

So hard.

#cooking #food #fail #baking #cinnamon rolls #three months of successful cooking

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whencookinggoeswrong · 2 years

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Omelette again, never even reached the plate. He was so young. Resident doggo liked it tho.

#cooking #food #fail #omelette

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whencookinggoeswrong · 2 years

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I grilled my brownies, it was a trainwreck from the beginning. I thought I had learned to use the oven.

#brownies #not a complete fail #food #cooking

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whencookinggoeswrong · 2 years

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I tried to make fortune cookies following a series of surprising baking successes, it turned into a big,,,, blob,,,

#cooking #food #fail #slight fail?#it still tasted nice tho

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whencookinggoeswrong · 2 years

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I return from my banishment from the kitchen with a marvel of cookery. Watch as i present an (almost) sucsessful french toast

#cooking #food #french toast

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whencookinggoeswrong · 3 years

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Since quarantine I was barred from the kitchen

I tried to cool an omelette,

I was doing so well.....

#there was so much smoke #cooking #fail #food #omelette

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whencookinggoeswrong · 4 years

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Macaroni cheese,

it came from a box

and all instructions followed.

#cooking #fail #food #macaroni cheese

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whencookinggoeswrong · 4 years

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Chronicle of toast,

so much smoke,

I just wanted a snack.

#cooking #fail #food #toast #my sister literally made a cake and cupcakes perfectly beforehand :(

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whencookinggoeswrong · 4 years

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egg in a cup is

very crunchy from

the egg shells inside

#cooking #fail #food #eggs #the further adventures in food poisoning

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whencookinggoeswrong · 4 years

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pasta and sea food

maybe not a good choice

no regrets tho

#cooking #fail #food #seafood #failure

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whencookinggoeswrong · 4 years

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This is meant to be sushi,

Japanese cuisine takes skill to make,

I do not have that skill.

#cooking #food #fail #japanese food #i think ive poisoned myself

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whencookinggoeswrong · 4 years

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I tried to make spaghetti, it wasn't that bad,

I accidentally didn't head up the tinned tomatoes,

I am a disgrace to all Italians.

#cooking #food #fail #spaghetti #ngl I almost puked after eating this

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whencookinggoeswrong · 4 years

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originally ment to be omurice (omelette rice),

I cannot make rice nor omelettes,

the rice was hard and the egg tasted burnt.

#cooking #fail #food #omurice

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whencookinggoeswrong · 4 years

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This was a pizzini (large Italian pizza roll),

bought from a school cafeteria and attempted to be heated up,

It promptly caught fire and is now the icon for this blog.

#food #fail #cooking

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whencookinggoeswrong · 4 years

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The first of many! This is porridge,

there was nothing brown added,

milk was mixed in and the whole thing cooked in a microwave for recommended time.

#food #fail #porridge #cooking

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