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I donated my gender to Goodwill. They said they needed more, especially for the holiday season!
Good to know!
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I was trick or treating and a black cat took off with my gender. Haven't seen the cat or my gender since but my candy haul is always the best.
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I accidentally gave my gender away to a trick-or-treater
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I bought copper ingots with it, and Ea-Nasir assured me that I got quite a bargain. It turns out you absolutely can con a con man.
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I was curious about what my gender would do in the microwave, so i put it in there and it exploded. It got everywhere so i just threw out the whole thing. replacing the microwave was expensive smh
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when i was born i had to have a surgery done. there was a complication and they had to remove my gender to save my life.
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i traded my gender to goblins for some plants and SHINEY rocks
Nice! I got buttons :D
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My gender is like the flaming sword in Good Omens:
"Didn't you have a gender ?"
"I gAve it awAY !"
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I donated my gender to my younger sibling
hand-me-downs are the backbone of sibling relationships
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there are genders?
what a valid response 
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My gender got caught committing arson and is now in prison.
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i popped my gender like a zit
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When I was 7 I fell and hit my head. I think my gender went with the braincells that I lost from the concussion
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My gender fell into the ocean and a curious jellyfish took it and they seemed so happy with it I felt bad taking it back
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Congratulations! It’s a jellyfish!
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My gender rolled under the bed and I can't reach it. I don't think I want to though, who knows what else is under there.
If you’re anything like me, it’s mostly missing laundry that you completely forgot about that’s now coated in dust.
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When i was a kid my gender got loose so my dad tied it to a doorknob and then closed it real hard and my gender flew out and then the gender fairy came it took it
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I passed out in the mines and when I woke up, my gender and 1,000 gold was missing.
gotta keep your wits about you in the mines, bud
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