The Horrors are very big but God is so so so much bigger than the Horrors.

Shoulda knocked on wood because guess who did get cut on something broken today

The amount of times I have narrowly avoided just completely slicing my hand open by unknowingly picking up broken glass that people have just left there on the shelves…I need to go buy a lottery ticket

now let me sum it up it was a strange set of circumstances (strange set of circumstances) i fell down this hill i got glue on my hands now i got records on my fingers and i just can't stop (don't stop don't stop) well i would if i was able there's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table

Noodle: *exists*

Willy Wonka: I am going to make sure you get out of this laundry house if it’s the last thing I ever do because guess what! I’m your big brother now!

The amount of times I have narrowly avoided just completely slicing my hand open by unknowingly picking up broken glass that people have just left there on the shelves…I need to go buy a lottery ticket

My brother has been on my case about seeing Wonka (2023) because I hadn’t seen it yet and I thought it was so crazy that he enjoyed the movie enough to keep pestering me to watch it because he isn’t really a musical person. Like I’ve tried to get him to watch Newsies and he flat out refuses so I was like “there must be something special about this Wonka movie if this musical hater likes it” so I watched it yesterday and y’all…it’s so endearing! Is it the most amazing movie I’ve ever seen? No, but that doesn’t detract from its value. It’s simple and wholesome, and sometimes that’s all you need. This is my official petition for Hollywood to make more quirky, wholesome, whimsical, simple movies like that

Reblog if you like being COMFY or maybe even COZY

rb and tell me what’s your most re watched movie.. and be honest

all descriptions gender neutral, based on vibes only

I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.

Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

Isnt it weird that hotel rooms provide toilet paper, tissues, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, soap, and ive even seen some provide make removal wipes, but I’ve never seen a single one provide pads or tampons?

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

I saw this painting at work today

And I was like “this reminds me of something”

Today is a special day, 17 years ago Neil Banged Out The Tunes

Happy Neil Banging Out The Tune Day y’all 🎶 ✨