Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.
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I've officially hit 280lbs so I think it's time to cut down on weight now.
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I missed the boops 😭
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Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it's aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like "haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!" but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season
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What's absolutely wild about the older photo is that at that time I thought I was overweight. Thanks media and body dysmorphia
Starting Tumblr in 2011 to now in 2024.
From twink to......daddy?
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Starting Tumblr in 2011 to now in 2024.
From twink to......daddy?
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Gay men with daddy issues: yes sir I’m your good boy 🥺🥺🙈🥵😫 ruff ruff awooo :3c
Straight men with daddy issues: I am going to manipulate and emotionally poison every person who has the misfortune of getting near me
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Does he work there, or is he patiently waiting for his turn.
Must watch
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Living up to my username here with this look.
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I come back here, and the game account followers are worse than ever. YIKES
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why did mother nature make this creature unpettable
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This Ken is a......sweaty mess.
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reblog if you sit at a computer and download faggot information to use later in life
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I think I now qualify as a muscle daddy.
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