Sokka's girlfriend looked great today.

wheres the smiling blackfoot family i want to see the smiling blackfoot family

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this

it’s okay to “fail”. it’s okay to make mistakes. it’s okay to learn.

So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

If you’re reading this I want you to know that it’s okay to change your purpose and your goals, you are allowed to make your own future 

by yung_pueblo

When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

One day old kittens anyone?