This video has been constantly showing up in my recommended for the past few days and it makes me laugh every time I see it. Team CMEN will never not be funny to me

This painted such a vivid image in my head

To the stars, to the stars, to the silver scars that mark the night

All the families that want to hold me home 

Portal 2 was special because what other video game will ever have me sit down and be insulted by a computerized lesbian for several hours straight and have it be a 15 out of ten gaming experience?

I remember hearing way more than I ever wanted to about these bears' assholes when I was a kid.

"are you proship or antiship" I'm gonna go outside and not boil down a multi-faceted case-by-case issue to two simple labels that run a one-way spectrum where everyone in the middle is a freak to one side and a prude to the other

i've got a playthrough of chapter 2 in the background on right now, and i really like the setup for susie and ralsei's dynamic going forward. it's clear that susie is starting to realize the full extent of the situation ralsei and the darkners are in;

but she still has a ways to go at navigating it. after all, kris isn't the only one in their group with the power of a lightner. telling him what to do is still telling him what to do, well-intentioned or not.

okay real talk Whiterose shippers are not the clowns here actually: the writers are. how can you write Weiss and Ruby's relationship as a main plot point for V1 which is the main driver for both of their individual arcs and then neglect it for the rest of the show. how can you feature them front and center in the V6 intro, Weiss holding Ruby up and being her support, when Ruby is the one doing the actual supporting in just a few small shots throughout the actual volume. how can you set their weapons, extensions of themselves, side by side in the V8 intro and barely let them have a moment to themselves or directly support one another in the actual volume. how can you put Ruby and Weiss together as partners and have them barely function like that beyond V1-3. how can you feature V1 callbacks in V9 and not have a single callback to Weiss being the first critic of Ruby's leadership in a time when she's now questioning it more than ever. how can you miss such a plainly perfect opportunity to develop these characters in conjuction.

Shoot! Dodge! and Spare!

Spare 'Em Up is a shmup where you can spare your enemies!

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Music by aivi & surasshu 

there are people who think this guy is evil. whats your problem

my biggest deepest darkest secret is that i think all of the ikea pride couches are cute i think yall hated on them too hard and some of them even serve a little bit

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

insect

The “Montgomery Riverfront Brawl” is so fucking funny. Those white yee-yee boys really thought they were gonna do something. That black security guard summoned the wrath of his ancestors with that hat toss and everyone around came running (and swimming) to beat those people into next week 💀

I NEED Shadow to be Amy's gay best friend, because it means that if either Sonamy or Sonadow or both of them happen, one of them can lean in closely to Sonic and casually whisper that they'll fuck him UP if he breaks their heart while the other isn't listening.

Ralsei and Lancer's dynamic becomes ten times better when you interpret Ralsei getting way more easily annoyed with him than anyone else in chapter 1 as them being brother-coded as hell, and Ralsei is upset Lancer isn't helping him look cool in front of the lighteners.