His holiness only gives sermons like that when he's ovulating.

You Have until June To Dump Chrome

Google has announced that starting in June 2024, ad blockers such as uBlock Origin will be disabled in Chrome 127 and later with the rollout of Manifest V3 (#Mv3).

Firefox is RIGHT there

Meow starts scooting a cup near the edge of your work table.

*Deep breath in.* *Silence* "YES?!"

Zeph in the Plane of Fire by Ameera Sheikh

Wizard: I’d like your feedback as to whether I was brilliant or simply outstanding.

typing up all my spells on my keyborb

As chair of the wizard- [PARRIES A SPELL] As chair of the wizard counc- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council, I- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council I think staffs should be illegal during these meetings.

New aesthetic: buff wizard.

What do you mean "new"?

There is a forbidden type of magic out there. It isn’t forbidden because it’s inherently evil, or forces you to lose your humanity, or requires human sacrifices - it’s just forbidden because it’s annoying as heck to fight against.

redraw (2023 vs 2021)

She'd not understood this about magic, back when she started to look for some: magic was a slow form of suicide. You pushed on that gap between the way the world was and the way the world could be until, if you were strong and smart and pure and very lucky and very dumb, one day the gap grew teeth and opened its mouth and ate you.

-Zelda, Last Exit by Max Gladstone

credit to whoever made this on reddit, wizardposting is worth saving

Papercraft commission of the client’s spellcasting cultist Haothahvun! He has a fascinating backstory as he slowly gets involved with the cult of his deity, plus his design was delightful to work with (lightning scars! gold stitching! white hair!), so this one was great fun for me. ^_^

A lot of his references had interesting spiderweb imagery, so I chose the paper for the lining of his cape in hopes that it would evoke the look of spiderwebs!  

here's a concept curse for you, to see how agonising you can make it.

"may your memories fade, but the pain linger"

Fact: all the really evil wizards include positive clauses in their curses to make it harder for people to get them dispelled. After all, a curse that withers your arms and causes brutal itching is pretty horrible, but it becomes agonizing when that curse also guarantees that you'll find true love if you can survive it for just one year.

Fact: all the best evil wizards do the same thing, except they just lie about there being a subtle up-side to the curse. If they're clever enough about it, they'll never know it was BS to begin with.

Thank you for your insight, Satan...

I believe there is a theme with curses as this isn't the first ask about them and their pratical aspects.

You people are scary <3