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we all have that one homie who volunteers to take first watch that they might contemplate the heavens in solitude
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community but it’s just the memes (insp)
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i'm starting a second d&d campaign where i'm the dm (i am, fortunately, a player in two other games) and one of my potential players hasn't sent me his background yet
we made his character sheet together two months ago.
i lit up the group chat with my frustration and all he had to say was basically "sorry not sorry, i've been busy, sure i could have done this two months ago when i was less busy but oh well i didn't"
can't wait for monday (which is the cutoff i declared) to yeet him outta there and find a nicer player who's more respectful of my and other players' time
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#ah yes the cum trees#they have a. particular aroma
hey @ariadne-mouse quick question: what the fuck
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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants
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fuck yeah! :)
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u ever see a character that’s so much Your Type it makes u genuinely mad at ur own predictability
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The way good omens fans post like they are being paid by the anti gay sex lobby. Like at this point there’s so little separating them from a Florida PTA meeting
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
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"please don't stick a q tip in your ears, our product can damage your eardrums" lies. they're trying to stop you from hitting the ear g spot. they're in league with the church
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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition
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people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
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coworker from hell is back from his week of residency. he's currently playing music on his laptop and not engaging in conversation about work (or anything else). i did not miss him. i wanna be on my couch crocheting this super cool hexagon granny square cardigan i'm working on.
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