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waywarder 2 days
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He's snoring so loud, I'm going to stare at him all day.
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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waywarder 3 days
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Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
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waywarder 4 days
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anybody know what to do with it all
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waywarder 6 days
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i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman
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waywarder 13 days
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youve taken the time to learn my attack patterns? what are you, gay?
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waywarder 14 days
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waywarder 14 days
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Hmm, am I actually dying on the inside, or am I simply exhausted from the years of holding myself to an impossible standard? Who's to say.
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waywarder 16 days
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I love trans people.
I love the He/Hims, She/Hers, They/Them's,
I love the Jelly/Stars 鈥硷笍鈥硷笍
You go by He/Fin/Love and your name is Cupid? COOL! <3
You wanna detransition because you realize being transgender doesn't fit you? That's okay, we all have our journeys and experiment with things and maybe they're not for you, glad you're finding yourself :)
You realize you're Genderfluid? Update me on those pronouns when we talk :3
You don't want to use he/they/she, only Moth/Wing? Okay :)
You are FTM but still want to wear dresses and makeup? Valid.
You want to change your name for the 6th time? That's okay, I hope you figure out what fits you best!
You are MTF but you don't want any surgeries? That's perfectly fine!
Being transgender isn't a box where you have to check all the marks to pass. Gender is complex and different for all. It's all about you feeling comfortable! Even other trans people try to hate "hahha someone named Arson and the pronouns are Bug/xe LOL CRINGE !! So 2020!"
If you want to identify like that, that is okay. Don't care what others think!!
You are loved <3
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waywarder 21 days
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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it鈥檚 a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
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waywarder 22 days
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two old guys who have like a weird gay thing going on is the best
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waywarder 23 days
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Last Week Tonight, March 16, 2022
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waywarder 24 days
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waywarder 24 days
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Hello fellow sloppy bisexuals how is not putting away the laundry going
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waywarder 25 days
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Imagine The Fellowship all sitting around the campfire halfway up Caradhras retelling the events of the Hobbit to Boromir and Aragorn Rashomon-style with Gimli going "my dad tells it this way" and Legolas going "well, my dad tells it this way" and the Hobbits all going "but Bilbo tells it this way!" and, even though Gandalf was fucking there for half of it, he refuses to weigh in on anything because watching them argue is more fun and also he doesn't remember because it was over 75 years ago.
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waywarder 25 days
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*calling out of work*
Yeah, sorry, boss, people on the Internet are being wrong about the Muppets.
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waywarder 25 days
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I love the x-men so much because that's just what leftist infighting is like! that's literally all it is! xavier is a sellout and they all hate him but he's the only one with any money. everyone complains about "they keep switching sides and dating each other it's so fucking confusing" like my dudes have you never been a part of any socialist organisation, ever. then people will go "magneto is so strong how has he not killed a bunch of teenagers" HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL THEM! this started in a goddam basement over coffee he does not want to hurt them he just wants them to shut up and listen and will fling cars to do so
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