It is wild that the farther I get away from bedside nursing, the more money I make. I understand the value of the more managerial roles I’m taking on, but I also do feel like pay should go up at a rate correlated to likelihood that someone I’m responsible for will poop on me, yell at me, or literally die. Instead I’m literally just answering emails. Two extra bucks an hour to use Microsoft teams.
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leverage season 1 plot
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ok I’m trying to see something here
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Hmmm read a bunch of bad posts + now am feeling: bad.
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i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week
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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot
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@ the awkward stage in a friendship where you're like 90% sure they'll drive you home at midnight from a party you're both at but you can't Count on it? So you've gotta, like, ask conspicuously about the bus schedule to give them an opportunity to offer?
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Living alone sucks, actually?? Juno's been out of town for <36 hrs + the novelty has already worn off.
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I was sad all weekend for not having anything to do + then now I have a busy day + desperately want to just lie down + there is simply no winning!!
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what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!
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Extremely good feature will be sad to see it go.
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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
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Also I was finally forced to update my tumblr app after like 15 months of not updating it + honestly it doesn't seem that different.
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Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind
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