i happen to be obsessed with dyhard right now

bought a mocha today and thought wow this is so magnus protocol coded

typed on a computer today and thought wow this is so magnus protocol coded

was transgender today and thought wow this-

Hi, I’m sorry

But there are easier ways to break into a club

btw Mr Bonzo was only sweaty when Gwen saw him cause he was a little nervous meeting a new person, he's just a little guy

Heaven is a place on earth ✨

Tmagp first impression character designs!!!

Ahem.

I believe this would fix me.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Imagine you're me, about to listen to the new Magnus Protocol episode. You see the title is "Getting Off" and you chuckle to yourself. Then you immediately feel bad because no, you just have a dirty mind. Johnny and Alex are trying to craft a serious, complex, and horrifying story that hopes to surpass its amazing predecessor and you're laughing. Grow up me. Getting off is probably referring to a train or a bus -- maybe even a boat! Yeah that makes sense, because the last statement we had was ocean-themed. Cool, now that we got that cleared up, let's press play--

And the episode is about a fucking killer mascot going to a strip club. God I hate it here.

warm orange windows and blue night in the background save me. save me warm orange windows and blue night

uh oh

UH OH

I am at the beginning of the 'Do you love the color of the sky?' post.

the lads

this u?

you're all joking about not wearing earplugs to concerts, right? we're not out here rawdogging 120dB. right.

a dramatical "schwiiierig" is literally the worst response you can get from a German