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why are moms so afraid of Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has a pretty strong anti-demon message to it
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The Iraqi Fedayeen “Darth Vader” helmet was used during the second war of the Gulf in 2003. Made of a ballistic fibre similar to kevlar, only a few hundreds were produced and given to (Fedayeen).
It’s one of the rarest and still most unknown helmets used in a battle.
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“У меня просто кость пушистая. Дай колечки”…
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im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on
here, i’ll start
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Goodnight Cubone Plushie
By Pokemon | Available for purchase via Amazon
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stranger: (crouches down to pat my clown) wow what breed are they?
me: 1930s traveling hobo crossed with a 1980s washed up carnie - we think there might be some french mime in there on the hobo side
clown: (honks a B-flat)
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Beginner Clown owners PLEASE read this!!
I’ve seen a lot of Clown Husbandry posts recently, which is really wonderful for the clown-owner community. However! These posts will bring in a huge influx of new clown owners, and I thought I should go through some of the worst beginner clown breeds. Do not buy or adopt these clown breeds unless you’re an experienced clown owner.
1. Hampshire Heavy Stripe
Hampshire Heavy Stripes put on weight incredibly quickly for any type of clown breed. They grow to be quite large, which may be good for meat clowns, but not for pet clowns.
These clowns need an incredible amount of space (at minimum 50 square ft sized tents). I’ve seen reports of Hampshire Heavy Stripe Owners who can only fit around 3 other domestic clowns in a clown car with their Heavy Stripe. And on top of all those spacial needs, Hampshire Heavy Stripes end up needing over 100$ of freshly whipped cotton candy and peanuts a week.
Most breeds of Hampshire Heavy Stripes have an umbrella attached to them, almost as an extra appendage of sorts. While this umbrella is good for show, it is incredibly dangerous and can spray toxic material. These creatures are anything but docile, and will attack when provoked, usually using their umbrella as a weapon.
Like any breed of clown, if treated right, they can be wonderful pets - but since these clowns are bred to be so aggressive, I would NEVER recommenced them to a beginner pet owner.
2. Red Polka Boxer
These clowns look like they make for incredibly fun pets, and are great appearance wise. However, there is a large amount of problems many beginner (and even intermediate) clown owners do NOT take into account.
Red Polka Boxers are known for their ability to fit in to incredibly small boxes and jump out at any time. But, they will often cram themselves into small spaces under stress - spaces so small that they are impossible to be retrieved from.
These clowns will become extremely stressed when not given a MINIMUM of 130 different boxes to fit inside and play with. For many clown owners, this can end up costing in the thousands. Red Polka Boxers also need a variety of different clown cars to play in.
Usually somewhat antisocial, these clowns prefer to be alone - in small, confined spaces. However, this is no excuse for an inadequate circus tent. These clowns still need 30 square feet of circus tent to play around in when they see fit.
While these clowns are usually an incredibly healthy and kind breed, the risks in taking care of them are often too high. Red Polka Boxers are only for experienced clown owners.
I will add on to this post, for the right clown for you is very important.
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Whoa guys, I just got a wild idea. I’m just putting this out there…
what if it can fold up to fit inside?
WHOA LOOK AT THAT IT CAN FOLD IN HALF TO FIT INSIDE THE LM AND THEN ALL THEY HAVE TO DO WHEN THEY GET TO THE MOON IS PULL THIS THING TO UNFOLD IT AND GET IT OUT AT THE SAME TIME THIS IS SO CLEVER I’M S H O O K
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Always nice to see another Hollywood type who hasn’t totally succumbed to the hive mind.
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A Mil Mi-8 Hip flying low over a Russian highway.
Song: Riders on the Storm ft Snoop Dogg
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Yo, have you guys seen the horrifyingly realistic ROBLOXian fashion community?
I’m so sorry.
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Godzilla wins the MTV Lifetime Achievement Award in 1998, presented by Sir Patrick Stuart
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