local demon king pretends to be baby

Any time someone tells me birds aren’t descended from dinosaurs, I show them this.

who needs a therapist when you can just lay on the floor in the middle of the lovingly constructed replica of your town 🏠💤

i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.

Yknow what while I’m here I know we as a website agreed to oppress the business majors but all the bullshit that comes around every April over ao3’s business practices makes me think we should’ve kept at least one to explain to people how nonprofits, despite their name, still need money to function and do not in fact run on rainbows and dreams alone

the true plot twist of gravity falls is that stanley is the smart twin and ford is the biggest dumbass in 52 dimensions

parting is such sweet sorrow

inside you there are two wolves, one is playing animal crossing, the other is rewatching mdzs for the fourth time. you are in quarantine.