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volturiwolf · 2 days
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Bojan:I told Kris that his ears turn red when he lies.
Nace:Do they?
Bojan:No.
Nace:Then why did you tell him that?
Bojan:Because I can do this.
Bojan:Hey Kris!Do you love us?
Kris,with his hands over his ears:No.
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volturiwolf · 2 days
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Jure:I'm so tired of this life.
Jure:I want to be a roomba.
Jure:I want knives taped to me.
Jure:And I want to be set loose.
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volturiwolf · 2 days
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Kris:Truth or dare?
Bojan:Truth.
Kris:How many hours have you slept this week?
Bojan:
Bojan:Dare.
Kris:Go to sleep.
Bojan:I don't like this game.
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volturiwolf · 2 days
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Jure:Can we get a birthday cake?
Nace:It’s not your birthday.
Jure:The cake won’t know!
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volturiwolf · 3 days
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Nace when Kris or Bojan: tf do you think gonna happen 🤨
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Nace when husband: yes baby you're so strong, won so easy 🥰
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volturiwolf · 4 days
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Mom: “you finally dress better, more feminine”
Me: *literally searching for clothes inspired by JO fashion*
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(It’s literally just Bojan and a bit of Jure and Jan, but I’m searching for more)
(I don’t work on Saturdays and that’s basically the only day of the week I have any free time to search for new pieces around the very narrow options we have here)
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volturiwolf · 4 days
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if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life
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volturiwolf · 4 days
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Jan,gardening:Hey,can you bring me the hoe?
Kris:Yeah,sure.
*A few minutes later*
Kris:Here you go.
Jan:
Kris:
Bojan:Why am I here?
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volturiwolf · 4 days
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Jan Peteh fighting Scottish demons, 2024 (colorized)
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Bonus: Nace looking a wee bit concerned
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volturiwolf · 5 days
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How is this real? 👁️👄👁️
looking through my photos rn and I somehow managed to capture this last night:
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looks like the spirit of homosexuality was strong during padam 🥰🌈
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volturiwolf · 5 days
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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed
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volturiwolf · 5 days
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Last time I heard “Demoni” it was night and I saw demons calling me in my sleep, but that was worth it because ✨ Bojči ✨
demoni demoni-ing tonight
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volturiwolf · 5 days
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Me
Bojan:Yes,I'm smart.
Bojan:Yes,I'm stupid.
Bojan:It’s called being flexible.
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volturiwolf · 5 days
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Jan,carrying a box:What would you say if-if I,hypothetically,came home with 7 kittens one day?
Nace:
Nace:What’s in the box?
Jan:What woul-
Nace:Jan,what’s in the box?
Jan:I think you know.
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volturiwolf · 5 days
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Kris:You spent all our money on THIS??
Jure,putting tiny raincoats on ducklings:They live outside.They need this.
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volturiwolf · 5 days
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Bojan:Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.
Bojan:Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
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volturiwolf · 5 days
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So this is That Band I Like.
That's the frontman Panic Attack, and the bassist Gengar.
Nepo-baby and Autism are the guitarists.
And over there on drums is Unfortunate Predicament.
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