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voidambassador · an hour ago
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She nines on my eleven until i first respond
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voidambassador · an hour ago
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loser gamer gf with a huge penis
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voidambassador · 2 hours ago
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In case you missed it, months worth of Elon Musk’s personal texts leaked but instead of anything technically scandalous it was all just deeply, deeply embarrassing conversations between various rich old people who have no idea how the world works. All you really need to know is that they at least briefly floated the idea of making everyone pay 0.01 dogecoin per tweet to use twitter and they thought this would “fix free speech.”
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voidambassador · 2 hours ago
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lgbt history with june egbert
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voidambassador · 2 hours ago
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my new job comes with very few benefits. but one of them is "i know bowling pins can break now"
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voidambassador · 2 hours ago
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in the club the call me Akashic Gonzo. the reasoning is obvious
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voidambassador · 2 hours ago
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You and you alone are the judge jury and executioner
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voidambassador · 2 hours ago
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By killing those with a parasitic mindset, you are killing the part of the machine. You are removing certain thought processes from the Godhead. similar to purging yourself of thoughts that do not serve you. This is why murder is okay upon justification btw. The criminalization of murder is the government trying to tell you that the people are not capable of killing by themselves. Capital murder is stupid but killing your fellow man if they’re stupid or unjustly violent is okay. Brw btw. Wrath is inherent to justice and it is righteous. Btw. Sorry I don’t know what I’m talking about
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voidambassador · 2 hours ago
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*draws something that sucks shit* ah well i dont really mind, as i have the buddha nature
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voidambassador · 2 hours ago
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working hard or are you hard haha *sweating, blushing, big gulp, fidgeting*
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voidambassador · 2 hours ago
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When the post is funny but you disagree with the underlying philosophical premises in it
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voidambassador · 2 hours ago
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voidambassador · 3 hours ago
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voidambassador · 4 hours ago
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mikus
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voidambassador · 4 hours ago
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some of you say you’re catgirls, but if a tall enough dyke pulled your hair and told you to bark like a dog, you’d woof for her in an instant. Have some fucking resolve, girls
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voidambassador · 4 hours ago
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I hope anyone who even thinks about sex goes to hell no matter what
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voidambassador · 4 hours ago
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For over a decade, the App Store has proved to be a safe and trusted place to discover and download apps. But the App Store is more than just a storefront – it’s an innovative walled garden focused on bringing you only the family friendliest experiences, destroying the web in the process. And a big part of those experiences is ensuring that the apps we offer are held to the highest standards for privacy, security, monatizeability, anti-SW policies, and content. We do this by underpaying random people all over the world to click a few buttons until they find something they don't like. Because we offer nearly two million apps — and we want you (and by you we mean some middle aged white guy in a suit, but not the daddy dom kind) to feel comfortable about using every single one of them.
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