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violetsmoak · 8 months
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violetsmoak · 8 months
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If the Wayne kids were kidnapped...
Dick: annoys his kidnappers into letting him go.
Jason: actually tries to escape and succeeds. Refuses to waste time being a hostage.
Cass: you don't have her, she has you.
Tim: pays his own ransom, somehow becomes the kidnappers' new boss, and leaves through the front door.
Damian: middle school child energy. Bullies his kidnappers until they call the police themselves.
✨ B O N U S ✨
Bruce: vacation time, finally 15 seconds of peace.
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violetsmoak · 8 months
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Clark: What would you do if the kids are fighting over something, Bruce?
Bruce: Just let them sort it out between themselves, Clark. We don’t have to step in to resolve every single petty conflict. They’ll have to learn how to compromise.
Clark: Like what if they’re fighting over Alfred’s white chocolate cookies with cranberries?
Bruce: I’ll fight them for it. And I'll win, because I'm Batman.
Clark: Bruce!
Bruce: Alfred’s cookies are serious business Clark.
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violetsmoak · 9 months
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Dick, after sleeping for 4 hours due to a nightmare, an exhausting police shift, a long Blüdhaven patrol and an annoyingly long meeting with Batman before their Gotham patrol: Guys please can you quiet down? I can’t focus.
Jason and Damian looking concerned: We haven’t said anything in the past 30 minutes??
Tim on his 52nd hour of no sleep full of caffeine: You hear the voices too?
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violetsmoak · 9 months
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violetsmoak · 9 months
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dick: *Throws his arms around damian*
damian: ...What are you doing?
dick: Giving you a hug
damian: ...
dick: Just give into it. Come on, you can do it
dick: Unclench the fists, Damian. Put down the knife. There you go.
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violetsmoak · 10 months
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jason: I hate tim
jason, actively picking tim up and walking out of the manor: I hate him so much we’re actually just going to leave and never come back because I need to beat him up far away from all of you
tim, who is used to this and knows this is just jason demanding he stay at his apartment for the weekend: we’re not watching pride and prejudice again
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violetsmoak · 10 months
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Batman #136 - “Dusk to Dawn” (2023)
written by Chip Zdarsky art by Belen Ortega & Tomeu Morey
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violetsmoak · 10 months
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Okay this panel is really fun.
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violetsmoak · 10 months
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If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy
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violetsmoak · 10 months
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Nightwing: You know, when you said you had convinced Red Robin to go to therapy this is not what I thought you meant.
Nightwing & Red Hood: *stare at the recently exploded warehouse that is still very much on fire*
Red Hood, shrugging: Harley’s a great therapist.
Nightwing: She’s had her license revoked four different times. She hasn’t even HAD a license that many times.
Red Hood: Well, at least it works.
Nightwing: Still not what I had in mind.
Red Hood: Yeah, that’s kinda on you.
Nightwing, nodding: That’s on me.
Red Robin: *cackles in the distance*
Red Hood: *gives him a thumbs up*
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violetsmoak · 10 months
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I LOVE TIM DRAKE SO MUCH, HELP HE’S SUCH AN AWFUL GREMLIN, “Starfire’s right, we haven’t faced Deathstroke yet, we should prepare more.  I’m going to go look some things up.  So I can be prepared.  Because we should definitely listen to our mentors.” and TWO MINUTES LATER he’s already sneaking out the window and Kon and Cassie are shocked that he would GASP LIE to STARFIRE, and Tim’s like, this is amateur night, I lie to BATMAN. He looks so nice and polite!  He’s the responsible Bat, you don’t have to worry about him!  He said he would stay in, he looked so honest!  NO, TIM DRAKE IS A FERAL BAT WHO ONLY PRETENDS TO BE THE RATIONAL ONE, HE WILL LIE TO YOUR FACE AND THE SECOND YOU BELIEVE HIM, HE WILL BE OFF AND RUNNING AND GETTING STABBED IN THE SPLEEN OR SOMETHING.
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violetsmoak · 10 months
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how were you so small,,,,,
ID from @arataka-reigen
[ID: a colored fullbody illustration of Jason Todd from DC comics. It is a side by side comparison of 15 year old Jason (height: 4'6'') and 19 year old Jason (height: 6'0'') against a white background. Younger Jason has black hair, wears black and white sneakers, dark greyish blue pants, a white shirt with Wonder Woman's golden logo on the front and a backpack. He has one hand on his pant's pocket and the other holding one strap of his backpack, he looks up at his older counterpart with a neutral expression. Older Jason has black hair with a white streak, wears his Red Hood costume, black boots and pants, brown jacket over a black armor with the red Batman logo, there is a hearing aid on his left ear. He has scars on his face and neck. Older Jason has his hands on the pockets of his jacket and looks down to his younger self with a frown. / end ID]
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violetsmoak · 10 months
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I’m just imagining telepaths trying to read any of the Bats’ minds and being like, AHA, we’ll go for Nightwing, he seems like the nice one, this’ll be easy, a total cakewalk–oh, fuck, WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS IN THIS DUDE’S MIND, WHY ARE THERE BATS SCREECHING IN THE BACKGROUND, WHY DO I FEEL LIKE A SUPERSPY IS ABOUT TO STAB ME IN THE NECK WITH A PARING KNIFE!? All while Dick Grayson is just like :D :D :D right at your face and you legitimately can’t tell if he’s not even trying to be dangerous, he’s just Like That, or if he’s actively deceiving you and YOU DON’T KNOW WHICH WOULD BE WORSE. Never forget Dick Grayson is a Bat, no matter how nice he is, THAT MAN IS A BAT AND HE WILL STAB YOU IN THE KIDNEY IF HE THINKS HE NEEDS TO.
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violetsmoak · 10 months
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Timmy as Caroline. This is what Jason sees when he walks into the club ❤️
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an adventure
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