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*percy voice* shut your identical mouths!
critical role (w/ taz + d&d) blogvm campaign episodes - 118/115m9 campaign episodes - 34/68have a question/comment about critical role, this blog, or me? don't be shy, send me an ask!main is @protectoroffaeriesicon credit: @swiftbellicon description: fanart of vex and percy at their wedding. vex is a light-skinned half-elf with dark brown hair in an up-do fixed with a golden tiara. she is wearing matching jewelry. her dress is off-white with pale leaf-like designs. she has one arm around percy’s waist, and the other on his shoulder. she is blushing. percy is a pale-skinned human with white hair and golden glasses. he is wearing a blue coat with pale leaf-like designs, a dark blue ascot pinned with a raven skull, and a dark vest. he has his arm around vex’s waist. his eyes are closed, and he is smiling. the background is various shades of pink. end id.header credit (technically): @shadedforestsheader description: a screenshot of an instagram message, a white bubble with black text, that reads, "Fuck you vax you made me chuckle". end id.
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Post-Campaign Recs
This week, we have six fics that take place post-Campaign 1 and 2! Check them out under the cut, and as always, if you liked them, don't forget to comment and kudos!
He kindly stopped for me by metonymy (5919,General)
Warnings: Major Character Death
Pairings: None
Vax'ildan sees all of Vox Machina one more time.
Reccer says: Sad and sweet and a perfect coda for Vox Machina
A Conspiracy of Ravens by Senor_Sparklefingers (77384,Teen)
Warnings: Canonical character death, pregnancy, choose not to warn
Pairings:
Keyleth never claimed to be a good liar. And yet, in spite of that fact, she was able to lie to her closest friends, her family, for an entire year. She hadn't meant to...it just sort of happened.
Reccer says: It's beautiful and bittersweet and won't leave my mind, long after I first read it
The good professor by Stickandthorn (19717,Teen)
Warnings: None
Pairings: Minor canon relationships
There’s a new Professor at the Soltryce Academy, and he’s about to make life (and gossip) at the school far more interesting.
Reccer says: A fun look at what Caleb is like as a professor
You Try Having Friends Sometime by sunburstsky (1768,Teen)
Warnings: lifespan differences, major character death
Pairings: Jester Lavorre & Essek Thelyss
Jester promises to message Essek every day. He doesn't believe her. He should've.
Reccer says: It's a very sweet Jessties fic with a bittersweet ending
The Widogast Files by NyxKamelot (2762,Teen)
Warnings: None
Pairings:
Three times Professor Widogast hinted at being more than he seemed, and the one time he confirmed it.
Reccer says: A fun professor widogast from his students point of view fic!
keeping your feet off the ground (but never sneaking) by protectoroffaeries (1547,Teen)
Warnings: Choose not to warn
Pairings:
Velora and her friends talk about siblings
Reccer says: It's a beautiful and emotionally complex outsider point of view
This is one of our weekly communally-generated gen rec lists. Every week we announce a new theme and allow anyone to submit a fic recommendation. Please note that the summary and content notes are provided by the reccer, and may be different than what the author has provided. Please assume good intentions all around. <3
And hey, anyone includes you!
Next week, we'll be featuring fics featuring Marquet! Taking place in Marquet, about important figures or events in Marquesian history, Marquesian culture - all work!
After that, it'll be Blindness/Deafness, Focusing on Jester, and then one of the Critter Gen Week Prompts for this year!
Oh! Also! Critter Gen Week is happening! Prompt suggestions are now open, if you've got any ideas.
Any fics coming to mind? Well, then use this form to submit! If you're looking for some more, check out some fics written in the critter genfic bingo tag, or the older rec lists! Or you can request your own card and join in on the fun!
#for those of you who don't know: i am protectoroffaeries#i wrote the velora fic a few yrs back#here are my tags from main ->#i always feel so honored when people add me to these lists#especially when it's been awhile since i wrote it#sometimes i feel like everything i wrote before now sucked ass lol. it's nice to see confirmation thats not true#critical role#fanfic#lists
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my new coworker: hey ive been meaning to ask you, do you watch critical role? your name reminds me of vax, vax'ildan, from critical role
#lol i havent posted here in ages#Spotted In The Wild#this is actually the first time ive been asked that irl#admin speaks
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Battle Couple Battle Round 2!
Caitvi (Arcane) VS Perc’ahlia (Critical Role)
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POV: you and your wife are the hottest, smartest people in the room and that is but a cold comfort cuz none of these assholes know how to do their jobs and thus, the shit-talking is the most you'll get done today
guys i did it it took forever but i did it
theyre gonna go home and bang and then be responsible realm saving noblefolk after this mark my words
also some more doodles and the timelapse under the cut, if you like please GOD tell me in the tags i beg of u. pretty pretty please, also if you rly rly like the tip option is open, slide ya girl a dolla if u so choose
yknow maybe theyll bang here who knows , who could stop them tbh, decorum??? maybe
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hello critters! i am about to start playing in a campaign where all the pcs are the children of chroma conclave members. i am playing raishan's diseased and deceptive offspring & i have come to ask the experts what i should name them
#i havent picked a gender yet so masc fem neutral send them all#yall have never let me down with name stuff 😌#if you suggest the name ryebread you get a gold star for knowing this blog's lore
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p.s. remember you can turn reblogs on posts off!! that way nobody can reblog it even if they really want to!!
i deleted the post when it first started making rounds (waaaaaayyyyy before the ability to turn off reblogs was added) so i dont think i can do that, unfortunately
#unless i am misunderstanding how it works#but i dont have access to the original post anymore#anon#anonymous#asks#answers
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let's not always reblog this actually
my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:
he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year
#please this post isnt true im sorry i told a story my prof told me without factchecking#i cannot BELIEVE this is still making rounds#not cr
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Vaxleth redraw from a piece I did a few years ago
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Vox Machina Plays Mario Kart
Vex’ahlia is obviously winning. Keyleth is better at this game than she gives herself credit for and isn’t doing half bad. Grog is being a little too aggressive with the turns and keeps crashing into things; and yet somehow, he’s still a place ahead of Scanlan. The game is clearly rigged!
Vox Machina House Rules: 1). No loud music before 9 AM 2). Butter knives are NOT weapons 3). PLEASE try the doorknob first 4). Whoever breaks the door down, pays for it.
If I were to tag myself in this image, I’d be Percival-”I refuse to be humiliated over this”- De Rolo. Let’s just say I know where my talents lie, and Mario Kart is decidedly not one of them.
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TESTIMONIALS
"she literally has grandkids so she more than meets the age requirements, also she's played by shohreh aghdashloo NEED I SAY MORE"
"I don't know if this is cheating but she is CANONICALLY the best lay ever. Red tiefling courtesan, horns, boobies, fine manners, sings private concerts, literally lives in "The Lavish Chateau". Also a great mum and aunty to all her daughters weird friends (and their kids)"
[Official Art by Hunter Severn Bonyun and Cathy Le]
#MARION SWEEP#THE RUBY OF THE SEA IS THE BEST LAY EVER#VOTE MARION#marion lavorre#ultimate milves bracket#polls
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TESTIMONIALS
"she literally has grandkids so she more than meets the age requirements, also she's played by shohreh aghdashloo NEED I SAY MORE"
"I don't know if this is cheating but she is CANONICALLY the best lay ever. Red tiefling courtesan, horns, boobies, fine manners, sings private concerts, literally lives in "The Lavish Chateau". Also a great mum and aunty to all her daughters weird friends (and their kids)"
[Official Art by Hunter Severn Bonyun and Cathy Le]
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yeah we turned your namesake into an orb. yeah no we orbized him. yeah it's been almost five years in real time & much longer in-universe since he died but he showed up in the most recent episode & became an orb. sorry.
#i heard some things about campaign 3#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#cr3#cr3 spoilers#vax#vax'ildan#i am like the original vax bc u think im dead for real & then i post
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Twin Tournament- Who’s the top twin pair?
I noticed that a lot of shows I watch have at least one pair of twins in them…I haven’t seen a poll like this yet so why not make a bracket where they FIGHT TO THE DEATH? (Jk…well still battling but this is all for fun!)
Mainly inspired by @skittlesquadsquabble and @anti-canon-trans-showdown, but in general from all the cool brackets people are making!
Just a couple of rules:
Only fictional twin pairs are allowed to be submitted
You are allowed to submit multiple different twin pairs, but don’t spam submit the same twin pairs
However, if your fandom has multiple different twin pairs you are allowed to submit those pairs separately. Which ever pair has the most submissions will be accepted into the brackets to represent your fandom!
Propaganda is encouraged and allowed!
NOMINATE YOUR TWIN PAIRS HERE>
OPEN FROM MARCH 10 TO MARCH 20!
Other:
My name is Nicolas, pronouns they/he
May the best twin pair win!
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⚔️ Nine of Wands ⚔️
Because what better time to dig up a sketch of our Vax, no? 👀
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When people mention best CR friendships, I feel like Tary and Vex’s BFF roommate relationship is underrated.
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for bonus points, tell me what book it was!
#obvi this has nothing to do with cr im just trying to get a wider & less biased range for my poll#not cr#polls#ignore this if ur dedicated to the brand
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