Sora: Run all you can, Nortman!
Xehanort: I have an actual name! and its Xehanort! I swear you do this on purpose.
Sora: Do what, Nortboy?
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Sora: My name’s Sora with a B, and I’ve been afraid of insects my whole life-
Mario: Stop stop stop- where?
Sora: Hm?
Mario: Where’s-a the bee?
Sora: thErE’s a bEe?
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Definitive KH Character ranking system:
Gaslight: Xion, Axel, Namine, Xemnas
Gatekeep: Roxas, Riku, Terra, Vanitas, Org 13
Girlboss: Aqua, Kairi, Sora, Ventus
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Sora: Call of Duty? More like
Sora: Fart of Butt
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Moogle: I don't do store credit, Sora.
Moogle: Come back when you're a little mmmmmmmmmmmmmm richer
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SUMMARY OF KINGDOM HEARTS 358/2 DAYS
Xemnas: Welcome to the world that never was. You've been here as long as you can remember.
Xemnas: *trips over his oversized robes and dies*
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Yensid: You have to stop Organization XIII, Sora. Who knows what terrible deeds they could accomplish?
Xemnas: I kid you not, He turns himself into a pickle, He's called pickle rick. Funniest shit I've ever seen
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Roxas: Burn in hell, you worthless loser! And don't forget the marshmallows!
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Jiminy Cricket: Hey, Sora?
Sora: Kairi used to call me that
Jiminy Cricket: that's because it's your fucking name
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