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ventip · 10 months

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A kiss?

I've been obsessed with willaspen for a while now and i'm not finding much fanfics about them, @kokinu09 is the only blog i could find that posted willaspen content. IM HUNGRY PEOPLE😭

This is going to be a short willaspen fic😃

"WHOAAA SO THIS IS HOW TO USE A RETRACTABLE PEN THANK YOU WILLA!!!!" The blue alien loudly says clicking the pen over and over.

"Look is that A-spen?" Someone whispers on the background. "Are they annoying the alpha again? Jeez, don't they have anything better to do?" "I bet the alpha only hangs out with them because she feels bad for those aliens" and a few more barely audible mumbles

*sigh* there they go again, it's not uncommon for them to say that stuff to A-spen. However, when they hear someone saying that "maybe they were annoying Willa" They feel a sting on their chest.

'am i just a bother? But i didn't mean any harm, should i stop asking her to help me with things-'

"HEY!" A-spen's thoughts were interrupted by a shout. "Wha- huh?" "I said ARE.YOU.OKAY?"

"Y-Yeah I'm fine why do you ask?"

"why? Those people were talking bad about you!"

"but they were just voicing out their thoughts and opinions, what's so wrong about that?"

"THEY WERE TALKING BAD INFRONT OF YOU!!!"

"So.. if they are talking bad about me when i'm not there.. it's right?"

"NO-"

The wolf sighs in frustration

"you know what never mind about that. The thing is you just let them talk about you like that. I have to go, next time confront them okay?"

"Okay!" The blue haired brightly smiles

"Alright darling, bye see you later!" Willa unexpectedly kisses A-spen's cheeks and ran away. Which makes A-spen confused but they shrugged it away.

Wyatt and Wynter however saw the whole thing and were suppressing the urge to tease the blushing alpha beside them.

"WHY WHY WHY WHY DID I DO THAT??? WHY DID I CALL THEM THAT???" Willa internally screams at herself.

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"Hello Allison! I have a question for you"

"oh hey A-spen! What is it?"

"why do people press their lips on someone's cheek?"

"you mean a kiss?"

"kiss?"

"it's when you press your lips on someone as a sign of love"

"love? Like what i used to feel for Zed?"

"yep!"

"i have another question! What does darling mean?"

"??? Uh- well Darling is a pet name. Pet names are used to call someone special to you affectionately, it's mostly used by couples"

"but may i ask why you're asking?"

"uhm Willa called me Darling and kissed me on the cheek.....wait...does that mean..."

"Willa has a crush on you!!!"

Like a bomb about to explode, A-spen turns red

I made this a year ago and it just got abandoned in my drafts :D

#willa x a spen #i need more willaspen fanfics please #writing #fanfic #willaspen #zombies 3 #ventip

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ventip · 1 year

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This is making me feel something.

aaaa yess baizhu porn bc #baizhubrainrot

hes so....wow

cw/tw: subdrop, belly bulge, marking/biting kink, malewife reader, in a meme way not a transphobic one ok i dont accept that shi here !!!, reader and baizhu are married, dom/sub, creampie, blowjobs, dom and top baizhu, sub and bottom reader, male reader, afab reader, words like cunt, cock, dick, clit, hole, etc are used !!! he/him pronouns for reader, praise kink, lots of praise and kisses like a LOT, snake hybrid baizhu, he- he has fangs hmgmg, double penetration, its it really double penetration its if just baizhu two cocks?? idk, he cant beat the two cocks allegations !!!, a lil of overstim, artist reader but that doesnt really plays a big part on the porn, or msybe it does idk tbh ?? uuh thats all this is my way to deal with my subdrop☹️☹️☹️ ok so is self indulgent, as always

im going to edit this lster ok

the brush falls from your hand and you grunt slightly, there is something that bothers you, and it is the fact that you can't really remember when you started dropping.

you think it was since baizhu spent less time at home, he works a lot in the pharmacy lately and you didn't spend much time with him.

there were nights he didn't even come home, hours waiting for him for nothing, you tried to work on your drawings while he was working but you just couldn't, sometimes you got carried away by your thoughts and thought that maybe, just maybe, baizhu didn't love you anymore, you weren't the best sub, you were shy and nervous about trying new things, whiny even, always in need of baizhu's kisses and attention.

and even if baizhu didn't think so, you convinced yourself that he did, that at any moment he would leave you and change you for someone better, a better boyfriend, a better sub, someone who might be good enough for him, because you didn't consider yourself as good as baizhu said you were, and that hurt you more than it should.

you concentrate on continuing to paint, you needed to finish this work quickly, yunjin had asked you for it a month ago, and it wasn't ready yet, you sigh as you take the brush and put it back on the canvas.

until you hear the sound of the door opening, it's baizhu, obviously, and you have to hold your breath for a moment.

"good afternoon, honey, hm, it smells so good."

baizhu's voice makes you tremble for no reason, 'so sensitive' you tell yourself, you want to cry, you want to ask baizhu for forgiveness and you don't even know why.

and for baizhu, it's too much to walk through the door of your bedroom and see his cute husband like that, your look seems lost, your eyes are watery and your cheeks are red, immediately, he approaches you and takes your temperature with his hand, you don't have a fever, and that instead of relaxing him worries him even more.

"dear, are you feeling okay? what's going on? do you want to tell me something? i'm here, i'm right here now, pretty."

and you just break when baizhu is so close to you, his scent, his soft hair, you just hide in his chest while sobbing, unable to say a word.

baizhu strokes your hair for a few seconds, while you try to form coherent sentences, when you can finally breathe, you open your mouth to say something, and in baizhu eyes, it seems that you have a hard time thinking.

and he knows exactly what that means.

"honey, what do you need, what's wrong?" he asks anyways, even if he knows the answer because he wants to make sure you are okay to do it.

it hurts him so much, he thinks about how he has left you, not attended, he hasn't taken care of you like he's supposed to, like the way you take care of him when he's not feeling well, he hasn't paid attention to his husband for how long already? one week? guilt felt like a bucket of cold water and still baizhu does not know how to remedy it, how badly you had dropped? he asked himself, and your broken voice distracted him from his thoughts.

"hm...bai-baizhu, please, knees...i need to- to get on...i- i missed you, so- so much."

baizhu could hardly understand what you meant, other times he could have teased you a little more, maybe even made you beg, but you were having a subdrop, he wanted to be as gentle as possible with you, he wanted you to know that he loved you and that you were the best husband in the world.

"shh, it's fine, to get on your knees? you can get on your knees for me."

and the ground seems to pull you immediately , baizhu makes sure you're okay, you feel dizzy and all you could think about is sucking baizhu's dick, well, dicks.

your husband sits on the bed, and you wait anxiously for him to tell you what to do, to order you something, you wanted to be so good for him, you wanted to make him feel good.

you move closer to his crotch so you can quickly unbutton his pants, but baizhu stops you for a moment, making you whimper.

"stop a little, ____, you want to suck me? or do you want to do something else? i need to know if you want me to touch you too." baizhu asks.

and the way you just nod so desperately is so pretty, but baizhu needs to be careful and know exactly what you want.

"do you want to suck me or do you want to do something else? words, please."

his calm voice seems to finally penetrate your brain.

it's hard for you to speak but you try to gather the words in your mind so that later you can say something coherent, you didn't want to disappoint baizhu, who always called you smart and pretty, your husband was so precious to you.

"uh- i want...to s-suck you, pleasw, 'zhu..."

"fine, it's fine, you can suck me, no need to beg, cutie."

and you hum at the nickname, your trembling and eager hands unbuttoning his pants clumsily, baizhu smiles softly at your actions.

yuo open your mouth looking for some contact with one of baizhu's cocks, you wanted to suck him so badly, you almost purred when baizhu gently strokes your hair while you suck his cock.

the licks you take are messy and quick, baizhu puts one of his hands in your hair and the other cups your hand, holding you and making sure you feel safe and good, you can't help but want to take more and you accidentally choke a little on his dick, the tears are quick and you become a sobbing, apologetic mess.

"'so- 'm sorry, zhu, please- please, le-let me try a-again."

baizhu's kiss takes you by surprise but you receive it happy, the doctor caresses your face and wipes your tears while you try not to cry anymore.

"shh, shh, it's good, you're being good, you're doing so well for me."

you whimper at his flattery and your legs shake, your mouth goes straight to his crotch again, desperate to make him feel good, you start licking trying to be gentle but failing because of your desperation, still, you take baizhu's cock in your mouth so good ♡

the beat is fast and the sounds that fill the room are wet and sloppy, tears are already falling from your eyes at the arousal, you can feel how your underwear quickly gets wet, you feel embarrassed but it's been a long time since you did it with baizhu, and you needed it so, so much.

your mouth comes out of baizhu's dick so you can talk for a second, normally you would keep sucking until he told you to stop but you want to be a little bit of a brat today.

"hmg, baizhu, i- i want to ri-ride you, please..."

and who is baizhu to tell you no? your husband nods slightly and you hum happily, you eagerly climb into bed and take out your changseng, a gift from baizhu which he had specially sewn for you, snake designs and symbols of the geo archon adorned it, you are careful with the buttons while baizhu just admires how pretty you look on his lap, so needy for pleasure.

when you take off your underwear, Baizhu is completely delighted, your cunt is wet and he can't think of anything other than how pretty you'll look with his dick inside you, maybe he'd even cum inside, like he does when you're in need of some marking.

"ah~ so pretty, do you want to take my cock and fill yourself with it? yes?" he asks, and you blush at the question, because you had something in mind that you and baizhu had never really done, you wanted to take his cocks, both of them, you seem shy to ask but you muster your courage and manage to mutter something that leaves your husband somewhat stunned.

"zhu, i- i want to t-take them...both, can i? please? i promise- i'll be good."

baizhu really can't with how cute and pretty you are, asking for his two cocks, for the archons, what is he going to do with you?

the doctor smiles softly at you and then pushes you forward so he can kiss you, you moan at the friction his cocks cause against your hole, and you can't help but rub yourself harder for contact.

"hm, are you sure you can take it, honey? i don't want to hurt you."

you nod teary-eyed, you really wanted to, baizhu gives you an acknowledging smile and you sigh in relief to finally be able to move.

your fingers go to your cock, grazing it a little before inserting two fingers inside you, you moan from the friction and your legs shake on the bed, supporting yourself with your left hand on baizhu's chest so you do not to fall, and delights with the view.

after a few minutes of fingering you, you rub against his cocks a bit before trying to insert them, you've been touching yourself quite a bit lately so you're pretty loose, which makes baizhu's cocks able to enter easier, you moaned at the contact of their tips in your hole, it was too much, but you wanted to take them, you breathed calmly and then continued lowering your hips, sighing and whimpering while baizhu gently took you by the hips.

when you could finally fit his cocks into your cunt, it felt so good, so full, baizhu told you so many compliments that you couldn't even tell because of the dizziness you felt at the moment, dizzy and drunk on his dick, wanting more, needing more.

slowly, you began to move your hips as baizhu moaned and flattered you, telling you how pretty you looked with his dick, how cute your dick and chest were, how you took them so well, and you purred at all his words, you had missed him so much, you needed him so much.

you felt so full, baizhu was so deep in you, you could swear you could see a small bulge peeking out of your stomach. out of curiosity, you pressed down on it carefully, squirming at the sensation, baizhu pulled you towards him so he could kiss you again, enjoying how you trembled when his long tongue and fangs brushed against your mouth.

"you look so pretty with my dicks inside you, do you want me to touch your dick honey? do you want me to touch you while you jump on my cocks?"

you nodded desperately at the question, baizhu stroked your clit painfully slowly while you kept trying to jump on his cock, suddenly, the doctor pulls away from you and you moan from the empty feeling, but baizhu turns you around and goes back to entering you, making you tight against him and squirm in his arms, baizhu now has better access to your cunt and plays with your cock all he wants, making you feel so overstimulated, but you can't help but need more ♡

"hmg! zhu! mark- mark, please, nng..."

and baizhu delights in your plea and the way you show him your neck, so pretty and obedient, lending yourself to him and only him.

"hm, are they fading? nmg- d-don't worry, sweetie, i'm going to- to mark you very well, i'm going to bite your neck and cum inside you so that you feel pretty hmg- and full, okay?"

the idea pleases you, of course, you want baizhu to mark you, you feel so beautiful when he does it, you don't even cover them, because they don't embarrass you, you like that everyone in liyue knows that baizhu is yours and you are his.

baizhu's fangs on your neck make you reach ecstasy and cum immediately, leaving the sheets wet and dirty, baizhu continues to stimulate your sensitive clit and bites your neck particularly hard, you like it, you like it so much, he lick the wounds with his long and wet toungue, and you want to kiss him again, baizhu seems to read your mind and kisses you, it's quick and hot, making you whimper at the sensation.

you feel baizhu is close, his thrusts are faster and he clings to you with affection, until finally he comes, filling you, so deep and so full, you smile and moan as he cums, while baizhu moans and continues abusing your sensitive neck, whispering in your ear.

"hmm, so pretty, you took me s-so well..."

you smile satisfied at his flattery and kiss him for the last time, thinking how beautiful and loved your dear husband makes you feel ♡

#baizhu x reader #baizhu #male reader #bottom male reader #sub male reader #genshin x you #genshin x male reader #genshin impact smut #ventip

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ventip · 1 year

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It's been a while since i posted SAGAU content. I don't even know if anyone's going to see this but uhhh, here's something.

Synopsis: As a deaf traveler, you've always felt like an outsider, until the characters from a video game you're playing called Genshin Impact showed you the light.

You've been traveling through Teyvat for months now, exploring its vast landscapes and discovering its secrets. As a deaf person, you've always felt like an outsider in this world of sound and music. But you've learned to adapt, relying on your other senses and your ability to read people's expressions and body language.

One day, you stumbled upon a strange phenomenon - the characters of Genshin Impact, the very beings you had been interacting with all this time, were becoming self-aware. You watched as they broke the fourth wall, spoke directly to the player, and pondered their own existence.

It was a strange and surreal experience, and at first, you weren't sure what to make of it. But as you continued to observe them, you started to see something different in their eyes - a recognition, a connection, a sense of empathy.

Perhaps it was because they were finally able to see the world from your perspective, to understand what it was like to live in a world without sound. Or perhaps it was simply because they were becoming more human, more self-aware, more attuned to the subtleties of human interaction.

Whatever the reason, you found yourself drawn to them in a way you had never been before. You started to seek out their company more often, watching them as they went about their daily lives, listening to their conversations, and communicating with them in your own way.

At first, they were hesitant to approach you, unsure of how to communicate with someone who couldn't hear them. But over time, they began to develop their own sign language, using gestures and expressions to convey their thoughts and feelings. They even started to learn basic sign language, asking you to teach them new signs and phrases.

It was a slow and sometimes frustrating process, but it was also incredibly rewarding. You started to feel like you belonged, like you were part of something bigger than yourself. And as the Genshin characters continued to explore their own self-awareness, they began to see you as an integral part of their world - a bridge between their fictional existence and the real world beyond.

In the end, you realized that being deaf wasn't a limitation - it was a unique perspective, a way of seeing the world that others couldn't. And as you traveled through Teyvat with your new friends, you felt more connected and alive than ever before.

Enjoy, or not, your choice.

MASTERLIST

#writing #fanfic #genshin #genshin headcanons #genshin impact #fiction #gaming #reader insert #sagau headcanons #sagau #genshin sagau #genshin fluff #traveler #shitpost #trash #please like this #ventip

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ventip · 1 year

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Hey y'all, it's been a year i think? Or less, i forgot but an idea for a fanfic popped on my head and some of you might think it's weird but here i am, writing about it. So uuhhh, enjoy?

Sypnosis: Venti is a single father raising 5 children, Kazuha, the eldest, Scaramouche, Heizou, Aether, and the youngest, Sucrose.

Venti sat at the kitchen table, surrounded by his five children. Kazuha sat quietly next to him, while Scaramouche fidgeted in his seat, playing with a pen he had taken from the table. Heizou was scribbling on a piece of paper, and Aether was staring out of the window, lost in thought.

Venti sighed, feeling overwhelmed. It was hard enough being a single father, but with five children to take care of, it was almost impossible. He had always tried his best to be patient and understanding, but lately, he had been feeling like he was failing.

Just then, Sucrose walked into the room, her eyes downcast and her shoulders hunched. Venti could tell something was wrong, and he motioned for her to come sit next to him. She climbed onto his lap, and Venti wrapped his arms around her.

"What's wrong, sweetheart?" he asked gently.

Sucrose hesitated for a moment, but then she burst into tears. "Some kids at school were teasing me today," she sobbed. "They said mean things about me because I'm quiet and shy."

Venti felt a surge of anger, but he kept his voice calm. "That's not right, Sucrose," he said. "No one should ever make you feel bad about who you are."

The other children had stopped what they were doing and were listening intently. Kazuha spoke up first. "We'll take care of it, Dad," he said. "No one messes with our little sister."

Scaramouche grinned mischievously. "Yeah, we'll give those kids a taste of their own medicine," he said.

Heizou put down his pencil and cracked his knuckles. "Consider it done," he said.

Aether looked at Sucrose with concern. "Are you okay, Sis?" he asked softly.

Sucrose nodded, feeling comforted by her siblings' support.

Venti felt a sense of pride and gratitude for his children. They were a handful, but they were also fiercely loyal and protective of each other. He knew he had his work cut out for him as a single father, but with the love and support of his children, he felt like he could handle anything.

That's all i hope you liked it.

MASTERLIST

#writing #fanfic #genshin #genshin headcanons #genshin impact #fiction #gaming #genshin venti #aether #scaramouche #kazuha #heizou #sucrose #i'm back yay!#ventip

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ventip · 1 year

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Yes, Spain!!!!

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ventip · 2 years

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Listen the fact that they still did combos makes me jerk myself off while shitting😭

#tiktok #cbat #ventip

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ventip · 2 years

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Bestie i'm sorry I am dumb okay??😭

I thought the (Nadiahilkerfan) name was familiar I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU GODDAMN

Do i like Willaspen?

Yes

Is it my OTP?

Yes

Am i obsessed with it?

Absolutely

Do i need more fanfics?

Yes, now give me what i want.

#writing #fanfic #dumbass #i'm so sorry bestie #thanks #willaspen #zombies 3 #ventip

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ventip · 2 years

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Do i like Willaspen?

Yes

Is it my OTP?

Yes

Am i obsessed with it?

Absolutely

Do i need more fanfics?

Yes, now give me what i want.

#writing #fanfic #willaspen #willa x a spen #zombies 3 #willa lykensen #a spen #i need more willaspen fanfics please #desperate #ventip

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ventip · 2 years

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Can someone help me with finding this one fanfic?? Like it's been an hour and i haven't found it yet😭

To summarize it's basically a reader x Zhongli. Where reader tries to follow a book on "how dragons court" or "how to court a dragon" something like that.

And so they did, the first step was i think to gift them stone???? I forgot the rest but reader completes the "courting ritual" and Zhongli gets turned on because it was a ritual for mating? But yeah that's how i remember the fanfic

Someone please help me find it🥹

#writing #fanfic #genshin #genshin impact #reader insert #find fanfic #sagau #zhongli #reader x zhongli #ventip

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ventip · 2 years

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This is so cute omfg

Zhongli couldn't remain worse and found team L within 15 minutes

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ventip · 2 years

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This is gonna be short lol

Sagau but reader had been summoned to Teyvat all bruised up because of their abusive parents?

Tags: gn reader, mentions of physical abuse, toxic parents, violence, trigger warnings.

"YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT!! HOW DARE YOU TALK BACK TO ME?" Your mother shouted. 'Sigh why did i even bother defending myself earlier'.

*Slap* "ANSWER ME WHEN I AM SPEAKING TO YOU" 'what the hell? When i answer her she gets mad at me but when i don't she still gets mad at me???? What's the logic?

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'UGH I'm tired, i hate those old hags' you plopped down on your bed too tired to get up and clean your bloodied figure.

You had been beaten up by your parents over you getting a 91 average grade???

You hated your life, you hated your parents, you hated even yourself. You wish you would just disappear.

Feeling so exhausted you fell asleep.

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Silence, silence is all you can hear. And then a loud ringing.

You wake up light shining through your eyes as you open them, 'huh? This isn't my room. Where the hell am i?'.

"Your grace? Are you awake?" A somewhat familiar voice said, 'OKAY WHAT IN THE HELL WHO IS THAT' you panic

"YOUR GRACE ARE YOU ALRIGHT? DO YOU NEED SOMETHING??" panic in the person's voice

You turned to look at the person, blonde hair with pigtails and blue eyes. 'hold on, you know this person- wait no- character?'

'am i hallucinating??? DID I DIE OF BLOOD LOSS??' You thought trying to wrap your head around the situation.

"B-barbara?" You nervously called out

Barbara with an obvious panic on her face tries to calm down. "Y-yes your grace?"

Suddenly the door busted open revealing many other characters yelling "YOUR GRACE!!" "ARE YOU ALRIGHT YOUR GRACE" "HOW DARE SOMEONE HARM YOUR GRACE????" and you're like 'WTF⁉️'

Eventually they all found out about your abusive parents who apparently isekai'd with you soooo

As i always say y'all can imagine the rest 😃

MASTERLIST

#genshin headcanons #writing #fanfic #fiction #genshin #genshin impact #piece of shit #reader insert #sagau #shitpost #sagau headcanons #genshin cult au #ventip

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ventip · 2 years

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I have a problem, i can't change my header. Whenever i press save a notification pops up saying "Sorry... Something isn't working. Wait a little bit, then try again" and i would try again hours later. Still i can't change it, what do i do?

#tumblr problems #tumblr headers #tumblr #help plz

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ventip · 2 years

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MASTERLIST

Sagau -

Creator makes Ei look like their dead friend

Child!reader with Buff!Dad

Y/n gets sent to Teyvat

Reader with abusive parents

Deaf!reader in Teyvat

Genshin stuff -

Venti raising 5 children

Willaspen -

A kiss?

#masterlist #sagau #fanfic #tumblr #fiction #writing #i don't know why i made a masterlist even tho i'm still new but here ig #ventip

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ventip · 2 years

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ANOTHER SAGAUUUUU😩

So basically what if God reader made one of the characters look like their best friend that died a long, long time ago? Y'all get what i'm saying?

Fast summary: god!reader creates Teyvat BUT they made Ei look exactly like their bff that ahs died and they made Ei and Makoto as a coping mechanism.

Upon knowing the truth Ei felt sad, however she thought if she could act like your friend in some way maybe she could make you smile

On that note she started her plan, first she would of course search more of your friend so she could learn what their personality is.

(if your friend is like a mean type that's always insulting you in a fun way) She would try and insult you in a way that isn't meant to be offensive.

The other acolytes would be shocked and probably be even more offended than reader tbh😂

(if your friend likes to make jokes often and is funny overall) Poor bby tries so hard to be funny😭

She would tell the joke and everyone would go silent, it was awkward but you laughed so she just sighs in relief

(not knowing you only laughed at the awkwardness and Ei making a joke rather than laughing at the actual joke itself)

Ofc the word gets out that The actual Raiden Shogun made a joke?? And Yae starts teasing Ei about it as well

(last one. If your friend likes flirting 👀)

Ei would force Venti to give him a bunch of pick-up lines, Venti thought it was a joke so he just told Ei some cringy and overused pick-up lines......

As Sara was finished reporting things to Ei and the Creator she picked up some paperwork and left.

As she's walking to the door she hears Ei say "D-did it hurt?" "Huh?""uhm did i just hear that right?" The General thought, not bothering to stop walking.

"What?" You said confused. "Uhhh When-" Ei stopped for a moment looking at her palm, "When you fell from Celestia......???"

Reader.exe has stopped working

"yes, it did hurt why do you ask?"

Until it hit 💫 did Ei just hit them up with a damn pick-up line👁️👁️

At this point Sara also stopped working and just stood there. Ei was confused of your reaction and you were also stunned because you did not expect this.

All of y'all were staring at each other like

👁️👁️,👁️🫦👁️,👁️👁️

That's all and imagine the rest💀👏

MASTERLIST

#fanfic #fiction #reader insert #writing #genshin headcanons #sagau #sagau headcanons #genshin impact #ventip

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ventip · 2 years

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Why do i kinda feel like Venti might have a foot fetish.

#genshin #genshin headcanons #genshin venti #shitpost #piece of shit #foot fetish #writing #ventip

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ventip · 2 years

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I have another SAGAU idea to write. Well, it's not MY idea it's my cousin's

So, like, innocent child!god!reader isekai'd to Teyvat BUT they isekai'd with their Buff!dad or Buff!mom 👀

Okay so i had this scenario in my head

Child!God!reader, Qiqi, Klee, and Diona were all hanging out with eachother as usual. Exploring liyue, mondstandt, maybe even inazuma

In this particular day, Childe was the one looking after them since Zhongli is busy from his work and Buff!dad is relaxing away from child!god!reader (cause children could be stressful)

"Now, don't go too far that i can't see you guys okay?" The tall man said. As he proceeds to talk to another adult. "Okay!!" The blonde girl replied.

They were at stone gate heading to Qingce village because they wanted to visit Granny Ruoxin. However they were stopped for a minute cause one of Childe's subordinates came running at him and whispering something that the children didn't hear

He looked pretty annoyed about it. But oh well the children weren't interested tbh🧐.

As they were exploring Klee found a cave like entrance and thought "oh look i found an entrance, better find the others and convince them to go inside!!"

And so she did, child!god!reader was a bit hesitant to go but decided to anyway. They got deeper and deeper until they found a beautiful place full of water (i don't know how to describe it but it's where you fight the oceanid)

Curious they go in deeper until they heard "an assassin from our homeland? Or a fool who trespasses the waters of Qingce." "Huh?" "Assassin??" What do you mean?

Meanwhile with Childe

WHERE??? WHERE DID THEY GO??? He was just chatting with his subordinate a second ago but where are the children ESPECIALLY child!god!reader???🤐🤐

"YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF SUCH SIMPLE MATTERS??" "b-but s-sir! He said h-he will kill everyone there if you don't make him a new one ASAP!" "SO? TELL HIM TO WAIT‼️" ugh, this is so annoying i just wanted to spend time with child!god!reader and now they inform me that SCARAMOUCHE IS THROWING A TANTRUM BECAUSE HIS WATER WHALE EXPLODED AND NOW HE NEEDS ME TO MAKE HIM A NEW ONE??? LIKE WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT YOUR WATER WHALE🙄

"Hm? Childe?" A man with a deep voice said

Childe turns around to look, it was Buff!dad "o-oh hello sir, i was just-"

"WAHHHHHHH!!!!" a loud cry was heard which alerted Childe and Buff!dad.

And then they saw a figure from afar. It was......... XIAO? Huh?? What was he doing here?? Wait.. is he carrying... CHILD!GOD!READER???

Klee was crying, Diona is on the verge of tears, Qiqi has a frown on her face, Xiao is panicking, child!god!reader is injured, Childe is confused, and Buff!dad is angry

To give you context The oceanid didn't recognize reader and attacked them causing them to be injured. Qiqi had the idea of calling for xiao so then they did Xiao arrived, defeated the oceanid quickly then panicked because reader is injured.

(i'm gonna make this quick)

Qiqi healed reader. Xiao remembered Childe was supposed to look after the children, and asked Klee where he was. Took reader and the other children there scolded Childe for being so careless and stuff

Suddenly. Buff!dad stands up and took Childe by the collar and walked away all except Xiao were left confused

Soooooo uuuuuhhhh that's it. This was too long for my liking and it's shit. You guys can imagine the rest 👀 R.I.P Childe

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