The crows as things I've heard at my school:
Inej: kaz he's staring into your soul
Kaz: I don't have a soul
Inej: fair enough
Wylan: this bus has no seat belts!
Matthias: we die like men
Inej: hey! Who took my knife?
Nina: *spills soda all over table* oh shoot nuggets and cherry tarts!
Jesper: I'm growing a new kneecap!
Wylan: *gets kicked* Excuse me?!?
Nina: AAAAAAAH! FRICKIN CHICKENS!!
Kaz: happiness is for idiots. I gave up on it years ago.
Nina: then I'll just have to force-feed you!! Ha ha!!
Jesper: being naked with socks on I the new style.
Nina: can I inhale this Cheeto?
Jesper, to Kuwei: get away from me, trash demon!
Inej: once upon a time, I could DO that!
Matthias: *muttering* are you a man or a mouse?
Nina: I just ate 450 calories in doughnuts
Inej: my dad owns ninja stars. You'd better watch yourself.
Jesper: why the heck is there a Viking helmet on my head?
Wylan: welp, time for an anxiety-induced practice session!
Jesper: I'm going to get a tattoo of my butt on my butt.
Kaz: every day I get closer and closer to death
Nina: *wearing a unicorn hat and gesturing wildly* ISN'T IT OBVIOUS THAT I AM THE MOST OBVIOUS PERSON HERE?!?
Kaz: write checks to yourself. That's how you get rich.
Matthias: why is the world so extra?
Kaz: the second Great Depression. Coming to a theater near you.
Jesper: you assaulted me with assault
Kaz: what if I broke your neck as a joke?
Wylan: y'all don't have a paralyzing fear of butterflies and it shows.
Nina: I should go cry myself to sleep. That seems like the only reasonable option.
BONUS:
Nikolai: frickin SUE me!!
Genya: *crying while putting in an earring* beauty is PAIN!
Zoya: *smiling sweetly* if anyone talks to me, I'll rip their face off!!
David: *sadly* I'm just thinking about Harry Potter, and how I can't read it until school's over....
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let pat schneider and jake peralta come out as bi without it being a big thing 2020
both shows have had brilliantly executed coming out arcs for their characters and in the time it would take to make one ‘jake/schneider is into guys’ joke, either of them could have a very in-character two second long bi panic before being like ‘huh. cool’ and buying themselves a coming out cake just because they can
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Ah, yes. What I like to lovingly refer to as
“The Bitch Pose”
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ten about simm!master: that's him, time lords recognise each other straight away
thirteen about dhawan!master: new reincarnation who dis
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I had a thought
Geralt:
Ciri:
Jaskier:
Yennefer:
Queen Calanthe:
Fringilla (+ the rest of the nilfgaardians):
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i have to wait until 2021 for geralt to apologize to jaskier? are u kidding?
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