visual by zayn alarbi, words by ibrahim nasrallah

I like that pornbots on tumblr have largely slowed to a trickle while every single twitter thread now has five different Pussy In Bio bot replies. They've had it too good for too long

(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...

like it's such obvious posturing about how scary and badass you are 😭 actually swifties are not in fact scared of how badass your music is they simply don't like it. because they like different music

honestly the whole "x music would make y fans' heads explode" thing is always the corniest shit to me even if I agree with the opinion being expressed

honestly the whole "x music would make y fans' heads explode" thing is always the corniest shit to me even if I agree with the opinion being expressed

ive always held the opinion that hamburger fans’ heads would explode if they ate hotdog

Putting matthew macfayden next to nicholas braun for the entire run of succession was such a funny move bc they really had me thinking he was like 5'4"

However I live in real life so instead roman roy crying at his father's funeral just made me so emotional I got sick

I wish I lived in the succession universe so I could have reblogged posts making fun of roman roy for crying at his father's funeral

I wish I lived in the succession universe so I could have reblogged posts making fun of roman roy for crying at his father's funeral

There is NEVER going to be a show with a score this good ever again

yall remember succession..................

Literally never been so happy to watch something unspoiled in my entire life

yall remember succession..................

remember when they dropped connor's wedding just like that. no warning

yall remember succession..................

yall remember succession..................

sorry to everyone who's sent me an ask that I never replied to I have so many in my inbox rn and I swear I read and appreciate em all but I have not gotten to them in ages 😭😭

im the consciousness of 40000 pigeons and every day i fly as many of me as possible through the open windows of people who were already having an off day

hey girl ….you ever been disappointed by a cis man? ……..wanna be disspaointed by a trans one ?💪🏻😏🤔🤨 please?

weed isnt real and you cant smoke it