i’d rather take

my whisky…. neatttttt.

Emily: Guys, look! I found a younger photo of Rossi!

Emily: *show a picture of Mario*

Rossi:

Rossi: What the fu--

GALLAVICH as silly tumblr text posts that pop up on my dashboard

spencer and penelope autism club <3

honestly, ignore this unless you want to hear me rant

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AHHHHHHHHHH

i need to put this somewhere that isn't my fucking notes app so im putting it here

its official, I hate being in love with people and caring about them to this point. really wish I could say all of this to her or at least someone but fuck it.

I love her, and I don't know why. Honestly I hate that I do, because I don't want to ruin this like I did last time. Last time, I didn't mean too either but it was inevitable. God, I love her, she's perfect, I mean thats humanly impossible for someone to be perfect, but god damm, she is pretty fricken close. She's so nice and sweet and funny. sometimes I just want to be impulsive and listen to the voice in my head telling me to ask to kiss her but I haven't, cause what if she hates me, I don't have enough friends to be able to fuck this up. I just want her to pick me over a boy and actually love me back. god, im terrified. how does anyone do this, I don't get it, this is terrifying but it just gets worse the more I think and don't do anything about it. I can't say it to her so I might just say it on here.

I really love her. I do. god, I wanna kiss her and be able to love her and not have to keep it as my secret. I had a girlfriend for a while but it was basically just a close friendship, not a relationship. But this, this feels insanely different, I don't know why, it just does, I actually love her.

their calmly chaotic energy

mickey milkovich + wedding vows

gallavich + married

morgan to hotch- he was talking to me like he was pretending i was stupid

spencer- i wasn’t pretending i thought you WERE stupid

I call this slut behaviour

*eternal sigh*

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

help i just saw someone say glee was diana reid’s schizophrenic hallucination 😭

spencer reid would listen to Hozier and i’ll die on that hill

can you please do headcanons of spencer reid with a goth gf please please please

KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH ANON THIS IS A WONDERFUL IDEA YES!!!

• Penelope introduced you two at a Halloween party one year and you've been inseparable ever since.

• At first the rest of the team was confused, but later realized that both had a lot in common. Spencer loves Halloween as much as you do, if not more.

• You share joint custody of various band tshirts. He likes to wear them on his days off, and you like to wear them when he's gone on a case.

• He keeps all the CD playlists you've made for him in his car. Whenever you're a passenger you're in charge of the music. He won't admit it but some of the songs have really grown on him.

• You could hear him ramble on about morbid facts for hours. He loves that you never seem to be tired of his ramblings and feels most comfortable around you, knowing that you won't try to shut him down or think he's weird.

• Both of you go to conventions together and you always help him dress up. While nobody would guess at first glance, you also really like Doctor Who.

• Every time the two of you are casually out for a date you turn heads. Strangers can't help but stare at the mismatched looking couple holding hands. They're unaware of how perfectly you two complete each other.

• He loves your outfits. He loves seeing you get ready for a night out. You're always so excited to dress up and he thinks that just makes you all the more radiant and beautiful.

All I did was bleed as I tried to be the bravest soldier, fighting in only your army, frontlines don't you ignore me. I'm the best thing at this party, you're losing me. And I wouldn't marry me either a pathological people pleaser who only wanted you to see her.

I need him biblically I need him in a way thats concerning to feminism

But when the sun came up, I was looking at you. Remember when we couldn't take the heat? i walked out, i said, "I'm setting you free" but the monsters turned out to be just trees when the sun came up, you were looking at me, yeah, you were looking at me but were we out of the woods yet?