Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. LONG JOHN SILVER'S PEG LEG 🦿🦿🦿🦿🤯🤯🤯🤯💥💥💥💥 🦿🦿🦿🦿🤯🤯🤯🤯💥💥💥💥 🦿🦿🦿🦿🤯🤯🤯🤯💥💥💥💥🦿🦿🦿🦿

daniel ricciardo by v. vorsic

he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

dude.... these 🤨 sunglasses

one of my favourite things is seeing posts like this that are clearly a reference to some fandom or piece of media, but having no idea what it’s referencing, so i’m just reading it like. yeah that would be weird huh

nico: did charles and carlos handshake? happy days?

todt: kiss in the mouth, everything's ok

nico: big kiss?

nicolas: big kiss

@.f1: "So there's a lot going on"

The booping paws are queer now

i actually dont think there's anything funnier than people watching a show or whatever bc they heard it allegedly had gay people in it then getting upset when it includes incredibly normal genre specific tropes that they personally dont like, like maybe you should have checked that before you watched it king and then they get mad at the show for being the show that it is instead of embracing it for what it is. like I'm so sorry that axe murderer 30000 had axe murderers in it and didnt have a happy ending and was really violent but i do think there are some context clues around it that could have let you pick up on that

me tryna explain the difference between "fridging" and "death by origin story" and "character dies and that impacts other characters and that's not a bad writing decision"

the fuckcighb panda eyes peeking thru the halo is killing me

You had your say.Now I’ll have mine.

the terror is such a great show because it has the courage to ask questions such as “what if real life historical figure james fitzjames had a bit of a gender crisis?”, “what if there was a weird bear?” and most importantly of all, “what if during the slow painful demise of the hms terror and hms erebus a murderous little homosexual was there too?”

seb saying the next non max champion will be GEORGE instead of charles....... greatest sebchal dynamic is where charles thinks he hung the stars and seb thinks he's a hole

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s