my brother just called me late at night, barely able to get two words out because he was laughing so hard. Finally, through the wheezing, he told me “go google the new Gollum game. Please”
So I did. And now I just spent half an hour on the phone nearly dying. We just kept sending eachother pictures of Gollum from the game and LOSING IT all over again. I haven’t laughed this hard in YEARS.
bullet train enjoyers being like "tangerine is SO hot" like brian tyree henry wasn't walking his fine ass around right next to aaron taylor johnson the whole time. the buffoonery is astounding.