Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

we all have that one homie who volunteers to take first watch that they might contemplate the heavens in solitude

did you know? there is a type of metal chariot, powered by the bone-ichor of ancient dragons, that you can use to access—and quickly traverse—a labyrinthine realm of desolate, pitch-black stone known to scientists as “the american highway system”

"How to get rid of the fucked up clown on your dashboard" I would never unfollow my mutuals like that :((

reached the final phase of insanity regarding my fast food job (started viewing all my job observations through the lens of RPG Squidward)

yo that guy is weak to magic damage lets fucking kill him

guy finds a beetle in his apartment and texts his roommate hey did you invite someone over

men in crop tops… WIZARD’S DECREE!!!

Just learned that Welcome Home isn’t an ARG and is actually an internet horror story so I apologize sorry for the inaccurate tags on my previous Welcome Home fanart 😭 (I don’t know enough about what an ARG is tbh but it’s what I heard Welcome Home was until now)

some of us were put on this earth to draw characters standing against a blank background 5000 times

Currently in silly mode. I need to draw or I will EXPLODE.

THINKING ABOUT HOW BELOS REFERRED TO KING AS “THE DOG” IN THE FINALE

“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.

I have new stickers available in my shop!

fixating on games is like “oh boy! i haven’t played this in months!” and then you end up playing 60+ hours and never touch it again until the cycle starts up again