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iâm just gonna leave this here as a reminder that âhitting bottomâ doesnât mean âstaying on bottom for the rest of your life and dying as a piece of crapâ
#(oh that's so soft)#&&. whispers#ppl can dislike RDJ and all the power to them but GOSH every story i hear about him is genuinely so sweet
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Chris Hemsworth did his research and asked Peter Cullen to help him with the voice. Awe thatâs my Aussie Chris for yâ and showing our Aussie mateship.
#(absolutely love that hemsworth worked with peter to get the voice down)#(i love peter cullen's voice for optimus)#(my first foray into transformers was the og 80s show when i was TIINY but then it was the live actioin show...)#(but my most watched and beloved show is transformers prime)#(will be keeping an eye on transformers one i think)
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@beheworthy Thor and Jane Foster that Variety ?
#(insert *office GOD NO. NO NO* meme >>)#smh#(keep her away from thor and jane i stfg she's the actual worst character besides selfinsertwaititi i mean korgg)#(...andval)#&&. | marvel. |
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The fact that Microsoft Word has to be a subscription is upsetting. I already paid for it why do I have to pay again
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there is a dashboard unfucker alternative!!
@ everybody looking at the dashboard unfucker tag right now desperately looking for help because it suddenly stopped working. @pixiel's pinned post has a userstyle they developed that also reverts the dash back to the old style!! go get it now!!
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They really went there huh.
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One thing I donât like or understand is how some people donât seem to really GRASP how much Loki knows about Thor. How much he would never truly underestimate Thor, despite how he calls him oaf and likes to insult Thorâs intelligence, he does not mean it deep down. He is lying because heâs highly insecure. Thatâs right, not even Loki believes that. If he did, then he wouldnât even consider Thor a threat, but nope, he knows Thor is his biggest opposition. No matter what Loki does to Thor, he still has known him and been âin his shadowâ and has been watching Thor fight for centuries upon centuries.
And you notice that any time Loki tries to âkillâ Thor (and Iâm not even sure heâs actually ever tried), heâs never surprised when Thor comes back. Literally not surprised in the slightest because he knows what Thor can take. And Thor does hate that Loki would even pretend at testing those boundaries, even if itâs just to delay him, but then he still comes back to to Loki and tries again to reach him and ugh I love how well they know each other, and how they know every single line to not cross with each other but then they cross it anyways (and then half the time Thor is only crossing Lokiâs lines bc Lokiâs lines are unreasonable).
Like, they know each other perfectly and flawlessly and thatâs why they oppose each other so well. This is also why itâs so strange to see any Loki fan actually think of Thor as stupid or incompetent in any way because if you could manage to talk to Loki 100% honestly about it he would disagree with you. He would bend the info and heâd try to explain it away maybe but ultimately he would disagree.
#(THIS.)#(THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS)#(it's rough being a thor AND a loki fan out here)#(it's rough being a brodinsons fan especially but THIS META UNDERSTANDS ME)#(THIS IS WHAT I KEEP TRYING TO SAAAY)#&&. whispers.#&&. thor.#&&. | marvel. |#&&. brodinsons.
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Looking at Scandinavian interior design and thinking about how much cooler the world would be if the nordic countries took the South American approach to decor
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I probably should also further add that you can be athletic and still be smart. Your ability to be adept at athletics has no detrimental bearing on your intelligence. If anything, being healthy and active would only be a boon to your cognitive functionality.
So all of that to say: Thor is not an idiot. Just because he's a "jock" type (which is hilarious to me to say, because even the jock stereotype does not fit him either. It also implies he has little intelligence and is rude, arrogant and cruel for fun. He is not. Especially not post!2011.), that does not make him a moron.
Thor is an athlete and a warrior-king of a fierce space-viking kingdom. There is a difference.
The definition of a himbo (according to urban dictionary) is as follows:
"Himbo - A dumb or naive man, who, despite looking like an asshole Chad, is actually sweet, respectful, and kind. Typically large, beefy, and relatively handsome, but friendly. Gentle giants, if you will. Perhaps the best example of a himbo is Kronk, from The Emperor;s New Groove. He is large, strong, and stupid, but extremely kind and respectful to everyone. He is also incredibly innocent and unaware of many events happening around him, as most himbos are."
The key words here being the following:
dumb or naive; stupid.
Other definitions also include:
An attractive man, often very buff or fit, that is not particularly smart or bright but often tries to be respectful, particularly to women.
A man who generally is stupid, but tries hard to be a respectful man.
Thor
is
NOT
A
HIMBO
and
has never been.
by any definition EXCEPT when approved by Taika Waititi.
But, thank you for seeing that he is, in fact, respectful, kind, and very hot.
We can at least agree on that much.
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#but yeah like it's mostly probably from comparison TO loki that ppl do this#bc like loki's always so many steps ahead everyone else looks dumb in comparison#but you'd NOT outwit thor just randomly#as a random person#nuh-uh - @thelibraryofsylphide
Hello lovely (i wanna ty for the reblog! ^-^)
I want to also add that Loki can't easily outwit Thor either. Contrarily, they're on the same wavelength a majority of the time; perfectly balanced as all things should be evenly matched, to be frank! :D The only real exception to this is in "Thor" (2011), when Thor is completely in the dark about everything happening in Asgard for 3 days while banished to Earth, (and he wasn't aware of Loki's betrayal before the Warriors told him so. He believed Loki 100% because that's his brother, who as far as he was concerned wouldn't lie to him about anything so drastic as their Father's death.), and kind of "The Avengers", but only because Thor and Loki had been apart for a year (with Thor thinking Loki was dead) and was not willing to torture his own brother for information on his plan. He was more concerned with the fact that Loki was alive at all, and how to convince him to return home with him as his brother. Which ultimately leads to a case that Loki has, canonically, only outwit Thor whenever it's an emotional manipulation at play that Thor was unawares of.
Loki's greatest strength is his intelligence and his ambition, absolutely! I'm not here to detract from that in the slightest. I like Loki as a character. But I've always thought that in the instances that someone compares Thor to Loki and the result of that is to somehow get the idea that Thor is somehow unintelligent as a result is completely mind-boggling to me!! (Not saying you're saying this, for clarification!!! I'm simply speaking broadly, because I do also see that assumption thrown about too! And it is horribly, grossly incorrect.) I think both boys can be incredibly intelligent, and that their strengths lie in completely different fields. A sort of... book-smart vs. street-smart instance. But that doesn't make one of them less smart. It also doesn't make either of them non-geniuses. They're both geniuses.
But to the point:
I feel as though whenever I read the take that Thor is "unintelligent because Loki is a genius", people often forget that Thor has tricked Loki before! Specifically in "The Dark World" when he sleights-of-hands Loki into cuffs. (He's then all cheeky and jokes about how "And here I thought you liked tricks ;D~", what a silly man)
He then tricks Loki (and the entirety of the Asgardian army, AND his own father, the who-knows-how-old warlord) again with the concept of his escape plan, leading everyone not in the know to think that he had stolen the "biggest, most obvious ship in the universe" to escape off-planet.
"You lied to me. I'm impressed."
This was all a very long con. A ruse, if you will.
Not to mention that the entire escape plan was entirely of Thor's own making from breaking Jane and Loki out to getting off planet at all. The only part that Loki's played was utilizing the bridges between worlds. Which was ALSO solely Thor's idea. Loki just agreed to the recruitment.
It's also heavily implied (if not just flat out canon.) that BOTH brothers worked together to create the plan to make it seem as though Loki had betrayed Thor to get the Aether! As Loki stages this rather theatric display following Thor's lead, I'd wager that this was also primarily Thor's idea, the same with the rest of the plan. (This is also working on the understanding that Loki, by the time he's had his "Trust my rage" moment, would have been full-tilt on attempting to prove to Thor that they can be more than enemies; that Thor can trust him after all. So, working together and following Thor's leadership would be instrumental in securing that trust. Which is entirely in Loki's M.O. by this point.)
On top of that, even in "Thor: Ragnarok" (surprising I know) Thor's intelligence is displayed to be on par with characters like Loki, because he's able to talk in science-fiction mumbo-jumbo with Bruce Banner when they were discussing their plan to get off Sakaar and back to Asgard.
All this to say that if you ever want specific and concrete examples on how Thor is perfectly intelligent, street-savvy, quick-thinking and altogether on par with characters like Loki, Tony Stark, and Peter Parker, here are not one, but five examples! :)
The definition of a himbo (according to urban dictionary) is as follows:
"Himbo - A dumb or naive man, who, despite looking like an asshole Chad, is actually sweet, respectful, and kind. Typically large, beefy, and relatively handsome, but friendly. Gentle giants, if you will. Perhaps the best example of a himbo is Kronk, from The Emperor;s New Groove. He is large, strong, and stupid, but extremely kind and respectful to everyone. He is also incredibly innocent and unaware of many events happening around him, as most himbos are."
The key words here being the following:
dumb or naive; stupid.
Other definitions also include:
An attractive man, often very buff or fit, that is not particularly smart or bright but often tries to be respectful, particularly to women.
A man who generally is stupid, but tries hard to be a respectful man.
Thor
is
NOT
A
HIMBO
and
has never been.
by any definition EXCEPT when approved by Taika Waititi.
But, thank you for seeing that he is, in fact, respectful, kind, and very hot.
We can at least agree on that much.
#&&. thor.#&&. | marvel. |#&&. my meta#&&. meta#(didn't mean to make this especially long but i see this comment a lot and i wanted to debunk it since it was brought up)#(on my own post about thor's intelligence. thor is a genius the same as loki and that's not headcanon in the slightest.)#(it is pure and canonical fact)#(he goes toe to toe with loki at every turn and can boil down entire space-and-magic related theories to an astrophysicist)#(AND to bruce banner who is not anywhere near Jane's field of study)#(it's not that much of a stretch to then think he can further break down most any concept to a normal person like you or me.)#(he is the quintessential embodiment of a subtle genius)#(which is in reality exactly how REAL geniuses would be)
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The definition of a himbo (according to urban dictionary) is as follows:
"Himbo - A dumb or naive man, who, despite looking like an asshole Chad, is actually sweet, respectful, and kind. Typically large, beefy, and relatively handsome, but friendly. Gentle giants, if you will. Perhaps the best example of a himbo is Kronk, from The Emperor;s New Groove. He is large, strong, and stupid, but extremely kind and respectful to everyone. He is also incredibly innocent and unaware of many events happening around him, as most himbos are."
The key words here being the following:
dumb or naive; stupid.
Other definitions also include:
An attractive man, often very buff or fit, that is not particularly smart or bright but often tries to be respectful, particularly to women.
A man who generally is stupid, but tries hard to be a respectful man.
Thor
is
NOT
A
HIMBO
and
has never been.
by any definition EXCEPT when approved by Taika Waititi.
But, thank you for seeing that he is, in fact, respectful, kind, and very hot.
We can at least agree on that much.
#anti taika waititi#anti thor ragnarok#&&. thor.#&&. | marvel. |#salt to taste#(nobody asked for this but boy am i about to throw some hands.)#(I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH CONSTANTLY.)
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sorry if this is a dumb question but uhmm is anyone else's boop-o-meter doing this???
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Itâs a sad day when you want you favorite character to just die already đ
#(was talking to a new friend who likes ant man abt the future of the mcu)#(had to refrain from flat out saying I donât want Thor to bother to show up)#(đ I want him to be happy but Iâm so tired of the butchering of his fam)#(like hey at least fosterson has a genuine chance at recovery)#(but for me personally thatâs not enough for me :âD because I know theyâre gonnna pull some crap with TVA!loki like thatâs Thorâs Loki)#(heâs not. and Iâm forever going to be in shambles about thor and his fate if he doesnât get BOTH of his important special people back)#(and that basically means I am in particular: doomed)#(I donât expect everyone to agree with me on that esp bc the loki fandom sucks eggs)#(but theyâre siblings and I love them and I love how Thor loves him and it makes me go insane ok)#(đ© I want Thor and Jane and Thor and Loki is that so much to ask???? he answer is yes and I hate it here)#&&. whispers#&&. thor.#&&. | marvel. |
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Pre Ragnarok Thor used to be playful at times. Post Ragnarok Thor is a full on himbo.
But people mistaking / aligning his past playful behavior with his current himboness is what makes me pull out my hair.
"He was always a himbo!" NO HE WASN'T!
IâM JOINING YOU THERE đđđ Thor was PLAYFUL. He was SASSY. He was FUNNY and good-natured and kind and knew how to navigate situations to lift people up again. But Ragnarok!Thor and Love and Thunder!Thor just hurt me. The way he shattered that glass temple without a thought in the L+T introductory scene hurts my soul....
The only films I will defend as NOT disrespectful and out of character for Thor are âInfinity Warâ and, surprisingly enough, âEndgameâ. (Both of which are unsurprisingly the ones NOT DIRECTED by our favorite daffodil man.)
But I mainly say that because Infinity War!Thor is in league with the original 2 Thor films, characterization wise, just with a darker tone, more fierce temper, and an entire insanity arc + revenge quest in tow... and Endgame I give a pass ONLY to Thor himself, and the things that he says and the actions that he takes. Mostly: the excessive drinking, food consumption as a stress reliever, and the concept of trying to escape his real world through a fantasy of some sort... (though I DESPISE the video game gag. It should have been actually anything else.)
The issue I take with Endgame is not Thor, but how the world and the characters surrounding Thor react to Thor from the first second to the last. Theyâre constantly making fun of him, belittling him, not including him in any team planning, blaming him for the snap, not trying to help him stop his blatantly obvious self destruction, are otherwise are openly and callously disgusted by or uncomfortable by his being there in the room for the aforementioned self-destruction, and thatâs not talking about ABANDONING HIM FOR FIVE YEARS when everyone NOT NAMED TONY should have known better. (And I guess Clint because they werenât ever close and Clint had his own heavy stuff going on.)
Steve should have checked in. Heâs the leader and was Thorâs closest friend on the team. Natasha should have checked in, because she always USED to try and check in, and was taking charge of the team at the time. Bruce should have never left Thor completely in the first place, because nobody would understand how vulnerable, unsteady and in a dangerous place Thor would be in, mentally, emotionally and physically, than Bruce âThe other guy spat it outâ Banner, who let me remind everybody was THERE DURING THE LAST THREE TERRIBLE TRAGEDIES TO SEE IT FIRSTHAND. Rocket doing his own thing makes sense but then AT LEAST have him act with some level of patience towards Thor because he clearly was able to during Infinity War, and he would know better than anyone else (not named Bruce) how Thor is feeling and how awful it is.
And before anyone says âwell they were all going though their own stuff and couldnât be there for himâ then I raise to you that Natasha was almost obsessively checking in with everyone and actively trying to keep things running, and Steve was hosting an emotional support and therapy group for post!snap victims in Falconâs stead. Bruce was doing god knows what. The only person actually indisposed was Clint and he and Thor werenât ever even close to begin with. And if you say âoh but they probably blamed him for the snap and thatâs whyâ I just need you to really think about that statement and how awful that is, because theyâre supposed to be his team and his friends. His earthen found family outside of the Jane crew. And even if they did blame Thor because they donât know about Peter Quill and Gamora (who Iâm sorry but I love Gamora; the snap is ENTIRELY her fault.) then that STILL doesnât mean they can just ostracize and abandon the man and his people for five years because theyâre mad.
I also take extreme issue with the cinematography team and the editing team for that film for deliberately making Thor the butt of the joke during the âhow do we get the stonesâ scene in particular. (when Thor would have been the most valuable team asset. You know. Because he researched them and the glove made for them was made in one of HIS territories with HIS space metals.) and probably also that stupid âI think Iâm having a panic attackâ line because nobody says that. Otherwise, the man is drowning in his own despair at best and actively suicidal at worst because of everything that has ever happened to him the past 10 year phases 1-3 run, but yeah sure I guess thatâs funny. And not unbearably heartbreaking.
#&&. whispers#&&. thor.#&&. | marvel. |#salt to taste#anti thor ragnarok#anti taika waititi#anti endgame#answered#anonymous#(man thinking about that 5 year skip is making me heated again.)#(god bless Scott Lang the only real mvp in that stupid group at the time I swear)#(bless him for just taking Thor where he was at and being the sweetest with him the whole time)#(where is more of THAT content in my life whereâs my ant-man and Thor crossover movie)
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Thor Odinson
tagged by : @beheworthy bc i would ALWAYS like đđđ
Give me a fictional character and I will say:
Favorite thing about them: His big dumb hero's heart. His compassion. How much he loves his home, his people, his family, his beloved, his friends â how much he loves.
Least favorite thing about them: //stares pointedly at his inability to form meaningful connections because Thor is Not Allowed to be Not Okay (even when it's obvious and people he loves asks him to share his heart).
Three things I have in common with them:
I am, myself, an elder sibling!! And one whose younger brother was/is someone I am incredibly close to, care a great deal about â that entire drama is very close to home for me.
A passion bubble for friends and family that's, on occasion, close to the surface... but otherwise am chill đ
and .... bunt out golden child syndrome vibes. Especially that vibe of "do it on your own and put on your leader face at all times, because all eyes are on you, good luck"
Three things I donât have in common with them:
His ... overly reserved nature. I've been told I can be serious but I don't think I brood the way he does.
One day I will be nearly half as eloquent in my speech outside of writing đ
The way that Thor is able to just command a room???? Goals. Total goals. I'm either very good at directing conversations or shaky at it and I wish I had Thor's level of confidence.
Favorite line:
"i would rather be a good man than a great king."
OR ALTERNATIVELY.
"is that why everything's on fire~?"
BROTP: Brodinsons 100% . Then the entire warriors + sif squad dynamics! I'm forever sad we never got more of them all together. Then Heimdall, because Thor deserves positive mentor figures in his life. (and as far as the avengers proper go: Thor/Steve absolutely deserves more recognition they were the og duo as far as Age of Ultron is concerned and y'all , we've all been sleeping.)
OTP: Fosterson ! :D They're adorable star-crossed lovers, and he loves her very much. (and she feels the same for him !)
NOTP: if i see (1) more fan art of thorki in the thor tag i will scream. I guess also bruce/thor and valkyrie/thor exist ...??? I'm not really sure who Thor's exactly shipped with in the MCU besides Jane.
Random Headcanon: One time I considered the thought of little!Thor being exceptionally friendly with his kitchen staff servants, and because he's a strong little guy, he'd pick up giant barrels 3x his size and lug them around just because he wants to be helpful. And he'd do it with or without the prize of getting snuck goodies (though he would definitely prefer the goodies, were it up to him.)
Unpopular Opinion: I'm not sure if this counts as an unpopular opinion exactly, but I do always find it interesting that in the Frozen Vault Scene in Thor (2011), what the cinematography and editors show us that sets Thor off is seeing the dead einherjar...
And I'd actually say that this triggers his anger more than the interruption of his crowning ceremony.
So with that in mind, I'm not actually sure that (most of) his rage regarding the situation was about the coronation at all, in that case. At least, not in comparison to the fear he states (semi-subtextually) about being strong enough to maintain Asgard's borders were. ("They know you are vulnerable.")
He actually seems to only be upset about the coronation AFTER Odin makes it very clear he's decided to change his mind and rescind the crown from him entirely ... which only further fuels the point that Thor isn't ready. (aka: the one thing Thor is keenly aware of, scared of, and is scared the Frost Giants also know.) Which, you know, he's not at that point in time, but I don't see a lot of people talk about the details of that particular inciting incident all that much.
(honestly the ENTIRE text and subtext of the frozen vault scene absolutely FASCINATES ME so maybe I'll do a deep dive on it one day idk)
Song SONGS I associate with them: ... //looks at my 5-minutes-until-13 hr playlist uh...
Glowing, Boreas, and Rounds by The Oh Hellos
Plant Life, The Real World, and Bird with a Broken Wing by Owl City
No Sanctuary by UNSECRET (ft. Sam Tinnesz and Fleurie)
Afterglow and Places by Portrair
Paper and Ink (fosterson) and Everything Changes in Time (brodinsons) by Madds Buckley ... also Hoping on Another Life by Madds Buckley
Favorite picture of them:
//pulls out my entire dark world screenshots folder bc are you really going to make me choose, quirks, are you really going to make me choose
soft beautiful đ„șđ„șđ„șđ„ș precious boy ... give me more of that poncho look tho thanks
Tagging: @darkwee009 for pinkie pie or for kirby ! :D whichever you'd like more, friend !!!
#(SENDS YOU KISSES đ)#&&. whispers#&&. thor.#&&. | marvel. |#(also no no i am not ashamed of my 13 hour playlist for thor)#(yes you can absolutely ask for more song recs i have too many)#(And probably more on the way)
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