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unhelpfultarot · 13 hours

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Knight of Pentacles and Queen of Wands

Hello, is this where I can get my crystal ball repaired?

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unhelpfultarot · 2 days

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Queen of Swords and The High Priestess

Officially, it's about the high-level talks. However, the unofficial gossip is at least as important.

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unhelpfultarot · 3 days

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Two of Pentacles and The Lovers

You've decided to save on your wedding budget by not buying expensive fancy clothes you're only going to wear once.

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unhelpfultarot · 4 days

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Five of Wands and Four of Cups

These sporting events would be more fun if they had better concessions.

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unhelpfultarot · 5 days

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The Star and The Fool

Is it more awkward to walk in on someone's bath, or to be the bather whose soak is interrupted?

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unhelpfultarot · 6 days

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Temperance and Ace of Cups

Bring your own cup for a free refill!

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unhelpfultarot · 7 days

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Knight of Swords and The Chariot

It's possible you would get there faster on a horse.

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unhelpfultarot · 8 days

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Queen of Wands and The Tower reversed

A magical nanny will subject you to some kind of terrifying cheerful adventure.

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unhelpfultarot · 9 days

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The Moon and Ten of Pentacles

You keep thinking you recognize people in the crowd, but when you get closer, it isn't them.

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unhelpfultarot · 10 days

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The Emperor reversed and Wheel of Fortune

Looks like it's a bad day to be an authority figure.

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unhelpfultarot · 11 days

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Queen of Cups and Temperance

It's no good leaving it sealed up in the container forever, you have to take it out and use it for something.

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unhelpfultarot · 12 days

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Six of Swords and Five of Pentacles

It wasn't too bad until you got off the boat.

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unhelpfultarot · 13 days

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Eight of Cups and The Lovers

You thought you were getting away from all the weirdness, only now you seem to have wandered into a nudist colony.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #eight of cups #the lovers

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unhelpfultarot · 14 days

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Knight of Wands and Ace of Wands

Wait, come back! Weren't you planning to take your other one with you today?

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unhelpfultarot · 15 days

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The Chariot and Page of Wands

They gave you the keys. Now what?

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unhelpfultarot · 16 days

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The Empress and Strength

Your mom might let you keep it, if you promise to take good care of it.

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unhelpfultarot · 17 days

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Knight of Pentacles and The Devil reversed

All of our infernal agents are currently busy with other acolytes. Please hold, and your offering will be collected as soon as possible. Your tribute is very important to us. Please hold.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #knight of pentacles #the devil #the curséd hold music is exactly as bad as you would imagine

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