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unethical-gender · 21 days
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sorry about your boyfriend. yeah he’s trapped in windows 95. you are also trapped in windows 95
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unethical-gender · 1 month
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if tumblr explodes you can address a letter to my url and place it in any hollow log. to be clear i will not receive it. but it is an action you can take
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unethical-gender · 1 month
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what if im not medically depressed what if im just a massive lazy cunt and big loser
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unethical-gender · 1 month
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if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins
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I'm starting to notice a recurring theme this season
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unethical-gender · 2 months
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if you're #unemployed pick the one closest to your daily life. these are the only options. choose
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unethical-gender · 2 months
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when i grow up i want to be unexplainable phenomena
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unethical-gender · 2 months
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thesaurus.com save me
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unethical-gender · 2 months
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Shout out to straight passing queer relationships. Gotta be one of my favorite genders.
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unethical-gender · 2 months
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a need a version of the CELIBACY gif where it’s someone screaming in agony
#me
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unethical-gender · 2 months
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[kisses you tenderly on the lips while holding you like my lover] don’t eat any food with mold on it even if you cut the moldy part off ok?
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unethical-gender · 2 months
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some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break
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unethical-gender · 2 months
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"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator
"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck
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unethical-gender · 2 months
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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unethical-gender · 2 months
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NEW HERMITS YAYYYYYY
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Today’s card is: A 3x5 index card
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unethical-gender · 2 months
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reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep
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